Bran987 Where should I invest $5000?

[gonelifting]

Can I open up a titty bar? Maybe on the beach or sell some clothes upstairs and bar/strip club downstairs.

How are the real estate prices in South Beach? I need real answers bros! wtf? Time is money and I'm dealing with cash here.

 

[jestro]

Can I open up a titty bar? Maybe on the beach or sell some clothes upstairs and bar/strip club downstairs.

How are the real estate prices in South Beach? I need real answers bros! wtf? Time is money and I'm dealing with cash here.

Paypal the money to me and I'll get you all set up.
No thanks need bor!

 

[The Shadow]

Open a liquor store

 

[manny78]

Make a porno.

 

[gonelifting]

Where's bran? wtf? This is how the rich get richer and keep us aspiring millionairs in the dust.

Fuck it, I'm spending it on 2 PS3 games next month. Fuck retirement.

 

[gotmilk]

Make a porno.

With a one-armed midget who has prosthetic legs

 

[jimmy d]

coke or meth

 

[bran987]

what you need to do is tell a bunch of homeless people that you will pay them $100 each to sleep outside every toy store in your city on November 17th. Buy 10 Sony PS3's for $500 each and sell them on Ebay the same day for $1,000 profit on each one. You will immediately have turned the $5,000 into $15,000 - $1,000 cost for the bums = $14,000, a return of 180%.

Then come back to me for your next step.

 

[DieselGunz]

good idea freaking elmo porked me for 100 bux i can imagine the PS3s