Bors, what would you do if tyour penis fell off?

[jerseyart]

Listen to Bile Stew

He knows everything there is to know about not having a penis

 

[Gambino]

Paralyzed folks more or less lost their unit

 

[starfish]

Dude, you're getting married, so you won't need it anyway

Don't sweat it

LMAO!


Biteme would feel like he lost his best friend. Years of therapy for him. He idolizes it so much I'm surprised he doesn't sleep with it propped up on a special pillow.

 

[Y_lifter]

I'd likely pee sitting down I guess..

 

[supersizeme]

not sure what i'd do in this case, but i'm pretty sure celebrating wouldn't be on the list.

on a related note, i starched my penis this morning. i was ironing a shirt naked and misfired with the spray. starch is heat activated so it didn't do anything until i took a hot shower shortly thereafter. i wasn't even thinking about anything erotic and BAM - rock solid wood. just wanted to let the ladies on the board know that my cock is both crisp and wrinkle free for the next 8-10 hours.

 

[Mr. Black]

I'd get my middle finger amputated and sewn in place of dick. This is an actual procedure that is becoming more common practice. they then beef up the finger portion with a little meat from your ass, remove the bone, drill a hole to piss out of and presto you have a new finger-dink. If done right you can still pop a boner too

 

[Y_lifter]

not sure what i'd do in this case, but i'm pretty sure celebrating wouldn't be on the list.

on a related note, i starched my penis this morning. i was ironing a shirt naked and misfired with the spray. starch is heat activated so it didn't do anything until i took a hot shower shortly thereafter. i wasn't even thinking about anything erotic and BAM - rock solid wood. just wanted to let the ladies on the board know that my cock is both crisp and wrinkle free for the next 8-10 hours.

But the real question is, are you suddenly hot for asian women now ?

 

[supersizeme]

i'm always hot for asian women. you got any in the cul de sac, my behatted nigga?

 

[Ffactor]

not sure what i'd do in this case, but i'm pretty sure celebrating wouldn't be on the list.

on a related note, i starched my penis this morning. i was ironing a shirt naked and misfired with the spray. starch is heat activated so it didn't do anything until i took a hot shower shortly thereafter. i wasn't even thinking about anything erotic and BAM - rock solid wood. just wanted to let the ladies on the board know that my cock is both crisp and wrinkle free for the next 8-10 hours.

I will try tomorrow morning so I have a boner when I see my fiance but please don't tell her, she already thinks I'm retarded.

 

[Lumberg]

I'd put Smurfy on high doses of test and have my nub turned into a vagina.