Bors, what would you do if tyour penis fell off?

[Ffactor]

Would you get a mechanical penis or consider a penis transplant? Mind you if you got a penis transplant it would have to be from some dead guy or trannie because no self respecting hetero male would ever consider giving their penis up. The options unfortunately at this point are rather limited. You could always try to insert your penile stub into a hollow dildo and see if that would work. I don't even know if there is even such a thing called mechanical penile replacement device at this point in time.

 

[Gambino]

i be eating a lot more pussy...mechanical penis might be kinda of cool though...Robopenis

 

[jerseyart]

Dude, you're getting married, so you won't need it anyway

Don't sweat it

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

what would you do if your penis fell off?

nothin'

 

[onerepmaximum]

Where's Frothing Zitback when you need him?

 

[coverguy]

I think I'd shoot myself!

 

[BileStew]

I'd get some duct tape and a 1/5th of Jack Daniels.

 

[Ffactor]

Well you could always turn the lights of and pretend you still have a penis and use a coke bottle and say steroids have made your penis really really big.

 

[strangebrew]

What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

 

[Ffactor]

We'll you could always buy a pet instead like a gerbill or a hamster or something.

 

[jerseyart]

Listen to Bile Stew

He knows everything there is to know about not having a penis

 

[Gambino]

Paralyzed folks more or less lost their unit

 

[starfish]

Dude, you're getting married, so you won't need it anyway

Don't sweat it

LMAO!


Biteme would feel like he lost his best friend. Years of therapy for him. He idolizes it so much I'm surprised he doesn't sleep with it propped up on a special pillow.

 

[Y_lifter]

I'd likely pee sitting down I guess..

 

[supersizeme]

not sure what i'd do in this case, but i'm pretty sure celebrating wouldn't be on the list.

on a related note, i starched my penis this morning. i was ironing a shirt naked and misfired with the spray. starch is heat activated so it didn't do anything until i took a hot shower shortly thereafter. i wasn't even thinking about anything erotic and BAM - rock solid wood. just wanted to let the ladies on the board know that my cock is both crisp and wrinkle free for the next 8-10 hours.

 

[Mr. Black]

I'd get my middle finger amputated and sewn in place of dick. This is an actual procedure that is becoming more common practice. they then beef up the finger portion with a little meat from your ass, remove the bone, drill a hole to piss out of and presto you have a new finger-dink. If done right you can still pop a boner too

 

[Y_lifter]

not sure what i'd do in this case, but i'm pretty sure celebrating wouldn't be on the list.

on a related note, i starched my penis this morning. i was ironing a shirt naked and misfired with the spray. starch is heat activated so it didn't do anything until i took a hot shower shortly thereafter. i wasn't even thinking about anything erotic and BAM - rock solid wood. just wanted to let the ladies on the board know that my cock is both crisp and wrinkle free for the next 8-10 hours.

But the real question is, are you suddenly hot for asian women now ?

 

[supersizeme]

i'm always hot for asian women. you got any in the cul de sac, my behatted nigga?

 

[Ffactor]

not sure what i'd do in this case, but i'm pretty sure celebrating wouldn't be on the list.

on a related note, i starched my penis this morning. i was ironing a shirt naked and misfired with the spray. starch is heat activated so it didn't do anything until i took a hot shower shortly thereafter. i wasn't even thinking about anything erotic and BAM - rock solid wood. just wanted to let the ladies on the board know that my cock is both crisp and wrinkle free for the next 8-10 hours.

I will try tomorrow morning so I have a boner when I see my fiance but please don't tell her, she already thinks I'm retarded.

 

[Lumberg]

I'd put Smurfy on high doses of test and have my nub turned into a vagina.

 

[Ffactor]

I'd put Smurfy on high doses of test and have my nub turned into a vagina.

That's an image I wasn't quite ready for.

 

[Smurfy]

I'd put Smurfy on high doses of test and have my nub turned into a vagina.