Bors, what would you do if tyour penis fell off?

[Ffactor]

Would you get a mechanical penis or consider a penis transplant? Mind you if you got a penis transplant it would have to be from some dead guy or trannie because no self respecting hetero male would ever consider giving their penis up. The options unfortunately at this point are rather limited. You could always try to insert your penile stub into a hollow dildo and see if that would work. I don't even know if there is even such a thing called mechanical penile replacement device at this point in time.

 

[Gambino]

i be eating a lot more pussy...mechanical penis might be kinda of cool though...Robopenis

 

[jerseyart]

Dude, you're getting married, so you won't need it anyway

Don't sweat it

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

what would you do if your penis fell off?

nothin'

 

[onerepmaximum]

Where's Frothing Zitback when you need him?

 

[coverguy]

I think I'd shoot myself!

 

[BileStew]

I'd get some duct tape and a 1/5th of Jack Daniels.

 

[Ffactor]

Well you could always turn the lights of and pretend you still have a penis and use a coke bottle and say steroids have made your penis really really big.

 

[strangebrew]

What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?

 

[Ffactor]

We'll you could always buy a pet instead like a gerbill or a hamster or something.