Hee hee! Know what ya mean. I tried explaining to my Mom, who couldn't fathom spending that much on vanity. It took a while for me to get used to the financial aspect as well, but am glad I did! Mine were totally flat against my stomach, and quite Loooooooooonnnnnnnnggggggggg. Underwires didn't cut it for me. I am not lying when I say I had to FOLD THEM.