Blow Jobus Interuptus

[frorider6]

So my girl and I are laying in bed... I'd been watching Real Sex on HBO (the one with the lesbians and the dildos)... It's Blowjob Week... Things start to get a bit interesting... And right when she gets started there's a loud crash.

To me, it sounded like it was on the street but she freaked about and swore it was in the house. So I had to get up and go searching for an intruder. At first, I thought it was some raccoons trying to get into the grill since she'd just made shrimp-ka-bobs. Nope. So for the next 10 minutes I searched the place.

Not only would I have freaked out if someone had been in the place, but I was pissed on top of that cause they had interrupted my little bit of luvin!


We never did find out what made the noise and she was too freaked out by then. Turns out, a couple of bottles of shampoo fell off the edge of the tub.

Maybe I'll have better luck tonight.

 

[lil k]

So my girl and I are laying in bed... I'd been watching Real Sex on HBO (the one with the lesbians and the dildos)... It's Blowjob Week... Things start to get a bit interesting... And right when she gets started there's a loud crash.

To me, it sounded like it was on the street but she freaked about and swore it was in the house. So I had to get up and go searching for an intruder. At first, I thought it was some raccoons trying to get into the grill since she'd just made shrimp-ka-bobs. Nope. So for the next 10 minutes I searched the place.

Not only would I have freaked out if someone had been in the place, but I was pissed on top of that cause they had interrupted my little bit of luvin!


We never did find out what made the noise and she was too freaked out by then. Turns out, a couple of bottles of shampoo fell off the edge of the tub.

Maybe I'll have better luck tonight.

well that sucks....well i guess it didnt really "suck" lol!

better luck tonight fro!

 

[WODIN]

Combibo Euge Interuptus is the correct term.

 

[Genie]

So my girl and I are laying in bed... I'd been watching Real Sex on HBO (the one with the lesbians and the dildos)... It's Blowjob Week... Things start to get a bit interesting... And right when she gets started there's a loud crash.

To me, it sounded like it was on the street but she freaked about and swore it was in the house. So I had to get up and go searching for an intruder. At first, I thought it was some raccoons trying to get into the grill since she'd just made shrimp-ka-bobs. Nope. So for the next 10 minutes I searched the place.

Not only would I have freaked out if someone had been in the place, but I was pissed on top of that cause they had interrupted my little bit of luvin!


We never did find out what made the noise and she was too freaked out by then. Turns out, a couple of bottles of shampoo fell off the edge of the tub.

Maybe I'll have better luck tonight.

You know, I can pretty much gauruntee you'll have better luck tonight...!! But for the record, it coudl have been a killer and we could have died..So, I'm a freak - I get scared too easily. You will be handsomly rewarded for yoru bravery tonight...

 

[frorider6]

 

[lil k]

Re: Re: Blow Jobus Interuptus

You know, I can pretty much gauruntee you'll have better luck tonight...!! But for the record, it coudl have been a killer and we could have died..So, I'm a freak - I get scared too easily. You will be handsomly rewarded for yoru bravery tonight...

well said genie.....make fro take care of you....he has got to use his muscles for something! lol

 

[Puddles]

Just make sure the music is loud enough to cover all possible exterior noises!

 

[3Vandoo]

You dont moan loud enought

 

[HumorMe]

but I was pissed on top of that cause they had interrupted my little bit of luvin!

I think you meant to say.....they interrupted her lovin of little bit.

Just thought I would correct that for you. Carry on.

 

[casavant]

It's jack-off week for me. Then again, it's jack-off week every week. I usually only experience Wankus Interruptus when I have to reach for my bottle of lube.

I bet you wish you had it as good as me...na na nanana!