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[Bikini Mod]

if there's a hole, i'm gonna fill it....

What about ears and nostrils?

 

[H_T_]

I am still befuddled as to why a man would WANT to stick his winky into the pooper when there is a perfectly wet, willing, sweet tasting/looking/smelling hooha BEGGING for his touch...

I just don't get it.

because youse anoose is tighter than the blownt out bagina....

 

[Bikini Mod]

because youse anoose is tighter than the blownt out bagina....

See now you speak as if you know... Which clearly you do not.

My hoohah is tighter than IP's was... poor thing. If she only knew.

 

[Bikini Mod]

^ With the butt of a shotgun.

Sorry but young men who are too busy fronting to know what is really going on aren't my type.

And I SURE THE SHIT know I ain't yours.

 

[Forge]

I am still befuddled as to why a man would WANT to stick his winky into the pooper when there is a perfectly wet, willing, sweet tasting/looking/smelling hooha BEGGING for his touch...

I just don't get it.

Well, for myself anyway, I enjoy it mostly because most women really enjoy it. I've only been able (read allowed) to do it with a few women, but they all absolutely loved it. They would usually get very intense orgasms from a good anal session. Not to mention the fact that it opens up a whole world of new options, especially when you bring toys into the fray. This is where most women really lose their mind and experience completely new levels of pleasure.

Truth be told, I'd rather fuck a pussy then an asshole anyday, it just feels better for me in the front door; but it's what anal sex does for the woman that fucking turns me on like Christmas tree in Times Square on December 25th. And honestly, part of it for me is the mental aspect of it, anal sex is a bit more dominating than regular sex. Alot of women greatly enjoy that too.

 

[H_T_]

See now you speak as if you know... Which clearly you do not.

My hoohah is tighter than IP's was... poor thing. If she only knew.

you had tree kids. that means you could easily put a nerf football in there....

 

[Mickey36]

LOL@this ridiculous thread.

There is only ONE MAN who posts on EF that could confirm what I am like in the sack and I'll leave it up to him.

... and Lumberg AINT one of them.

The only other man who had any sort of *knowing* me, that means, pics, kiss, whathaveyou hasn't posted on here in a looooooooooong ass time.

Interestingly enough they are BOTH Army Rangers who saw combat situations.

The only one that knows me was a Ranger as well - but he does not have a profile on here, at least I hope he doesn't otherwise he has some explaining to do with BM. LOL.

 

[Bikini Mod]

Well, for myself anyway, I enjoy it mostly because most women really enjoy it. I've only been able (read allowed) to do it with a few women, but they all absolutely loved it. They would usually get very intense orgasms from a good anal session. Not to mention the fact that it opens up a whole world of new options, especially when you bring toys into the fray. This is where most women really lose their mind and experience completely new levels of pleasure.

Truth be told, I'd rather fuck a pussy then an asshole anyday, it just feels better for me in the front door; but it's what anal sex does for the woman that fucking turns me on like Christmas tree in Times Square on December 25th. And honestly, part of it for me is the mental aspect of it, anal sex is a bit more dominating than regular sex. Alot of women greatly enjoy that too.

I have heard that from both men AND women, but for me... it don't have that affect. I can and do orgasm from my husband kissing me on the lips, breasts... the whole anal thing just plain hurts.

I don't swing.

I don't cheat.

I am not bisexual.

I don't like anal.

I guess I am waaaaaaaaaay vanilla afterall.

 

[H_T_]

do you like to get splashed in the jaw?

 

[Bikini Mod]

you had tree kids. that means you could easily put a nerf football in there....

Correction - I had FOUR kids.
















And I had a cystoceal repair (I think I spelled it correctly) which means my Hoohah is near virginal, not to mention that I am EXTREMELY sensitive to all types of stimulation - read: even a man that is less than average can easily hurt me from certain angles. How many times have ya'll read me post that?