Bikinimom-best lay on ef

[redsamurai]

 

[txbondsman]

Well.... Since she never picks up anything, moves anything, puts anything away. I think I woulda found that bad boy by now... Besides the trailer only has one drowwwwer. So the only thing in there right now is some lube and my glass eye, oh and my balls she keeps in a bowling bag. (the bottom fell out a while back so it's a BIG drowwwwwer.)

So as to answer your question, Yeah I hit it, and where and how long is private, But she ain't got no after market extended flexible fixed rotation and angle penetration device. (unless it's in the car port under the camper shell.)

Course it would have to be behind the bricks holdin the front end up..... Nope it ain't there, I just swished all the rats outa the wire loom hangin under the oil pan I was gonna put back on the hoopdie later this year.

I'll bring my tractor and shredder, we'll mow around those old car bodies in the front yard and that big pile of used lumber too. I have some Roundup so the Johnson grass doesn't grow up so soon. Let me know when I can come on over...
Btw, you may have to chain the dogs, last time they treed me up on the top of my truck!

 

[BigRupe]

I am still befuddled as to why a man would WANT to stick his winky into the pooper when there is a perfectly wet, willing, sweet tasting/looking/smelling hooha BEGGING for his touch...

I just don't get it.

I agree 100%.

Makes no sense to me.

Unless it's grudge sex. LOL

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

I agree 100%.

Makes no sense to me.

Unless it's grudge sex. LOL

we don't have grudge sex just great sex.

And I will never tell, cause all (some) these peeps spend way too much time with their eyes closed with my wife... Bad part is when they open their eyes their sock is in their hand and wet again....

 

[txbondsman]

we don't have grudge sex just great sex.

And I will never tell, cause all (some) these peeps spend way too much time with their eyes closed with my wife... Bad part is when they open their eyes their sock is in their hand and wet again....

your a crazy fucker! LOL





and it's NOT a sock..... it's a little hand towel!

 

[Grumpy Old Man]

your a crazy fucker! LOL





and it's NOT a sock..... it's a little hand towel!

Yup. I be krazy!

Well I just tested her out again just to see if all I have heard about her is still true. I had a couple fellows send me messages giving me instructions.. I wonder how they got so good when they have only had sex with one person. Themself...

Was that you who took the blue wash cloth from the back bathroom? It just looked like a hand towel in the damn dark!

 

[Bikini Mod]

I am not quite sure how to feel about this whole entire thread.