Biggest cock ever handled

[jersey boy]

Ladies, what is the biggest cock you have ever had the "pleasure" of having? The reason I ask is that when it comes up in conversation (no pun intended), although women say size doesn't matter, it sure has helped me when I mention what I am about. Kinda funny, but word does get around, and in my bar days it kept me from being a very lonely guy.

 

[AMP 33]

BUMP

 

[AMP 33]

BUMP

 

[FedUp]

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why is it that every guy here has a big donger?? Nobodys average here, everybodys a phuckin porn star

 

[jet]

Why can't men measure?????????

because all thier lives they been told that this much

____________________________________ = 10 inches

 

[DanielBishop]

No, they're just liars.

 

[jersey boy]

C' mon ladies, someone has something they need to get off their chest. Perhaps the one that ripped them from limb from limb. Or maybe tthe one that made you look like you rode barebacked and couldn't close your legs for days.
Anyone?!?

 

[Sexual Mustard]

I tell ya Jersey my Boy, you see all the handicapped women in wheelchairs around MN? approximately 90% are in those wheelchairs permanantly because they rode the MUSTARD.

 

[Ercole]

I tell ya Jersey my Boy, you see all the handicapped women in wheelchairs around MN? approximately 90% are in those wheelchairs permanantly because they rode the MUSTARD.

I've seen those women. Their average age is 85. I've heard of helping little old ladies across the street, Mustard, but you certainly go the extra mile to put a smile on those seniors' faces.

 

[Taps]

I was talking to a female friend about this....ok, basically I was bitching that my hog wasn't big enough (and no, it's not small...I just like talking about my dick with women). She's like "How big would you want it?" I said I'd kill for a 12 inch cock.

She freaked out and said "That's waaay too big. I've seen one that big....it's not comfortable".

I was like, damn..that's more than just looking, you know?

So yeah, there's some big dicks out there. lol