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jack_schitt said:
Big boobs = big biceps
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Here's the truth!:
The study of 1,200 women conducted by Chicago sociologists comes in the wake of a recently released report stating that blonde rocket scientists outnumber brunettes.
"Although I hate to admit it, we found that women with big busts average 10 IQ points higher than less well-endowed women," reveals lead researcher Dr. Yvonne Rossdale, herself a meager 32A.
"The myth that women with voluptuous figures are not smart should now be shelved, along with the misconception that all blondes are dumb."
Dr. Rossdale measured the busts of women in Illinois, Kansas and Ohio and then divided them into five categories: Extra-small, Small, Medium, Large and Extra-large. These categories roughly corresponded to commercially available bra sizes, A, B,C, D and DD or above.
She then gave subjects in each category a standard IQ test and found that women in the Large and Extra-large category scored an average of 10 points higher than women in the Small and Extra-small categories. Medium-sized ladies had a three- to four-point edge over the flat-chested group.
"This is a wake up call to employers to drop the notion that women with large breasts are dumb," Dr. Rossdale says.
"Rather than automatically assuming that a woman with tremendous 'hooters' belongs in the typing pool, she should be considered for the executive track."
Experts aren't sure why bigger headlights translate into more brain power.
The study of 1,200 women conducted by Chicago sociologists comes in the wake of a recently released report stating that blonde rocket scientists outnumber brunettes.
"Although I hate to admit it, we found that women with big busts average 10 IQ points higher than less well-endowed women," reveals lead researcher Dr. Yvonne Rossdale, herself a meager 32A.
"The myth that women with voluptuous figures are not smart should now be shelved, along with the misconception that all blondes are dumb."
Dr. Rossdale measured the busts of women in Illinois, Kansas and Ohio and then divided them into five categories: Extra-small, Small, Medium, Large and Extra-large. These categories roughly corresponded to commercially available bra sizes, A, B,C, D and DD or above.
She then gave subjects in each category a standard IQ test and found that women in the Large and Extra-large category scored an average of 10 points higher than women in the Small and Extra-small categories. Medium-sized ladies had a three- to four-point edge over the flat-chested group.
"This is a wake up call to employers to drop the notion that women with large breasts are dumb," Dr. Rossdale says.
"Rather than automatically assuming that a woman with tremendous 'hooters' belongs in the typing pool, she should be considered for the executive track."
Experts aren't sure why bigger headlights translate into more brain power.
anthrax said:
I'll give you a stereotype that's true. I work at a school that has about the same # of mexicans, blacks, whites. What race do you think it is that loves to burn rubber and speed out of the parking lot with jacked up mufflers so the whole world can hear them, when school is out? About 9 out of 10 are from this race.
starlet said:
help me out, I'm not ivy material, but are they real big boobs, our big boobs that are real.
this whole thread is wack, if there was a high negative correlation between bicep size and IQ, then I'd be Einstein. No wait, I'd be dumb as a rock. Wait, why am I posting anyways. Ok, I'm going back to finish jr high.
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