Beware LONG friday night story...

[Beachbum1546]

good story. I got wood.

 

[Mach1]

Good thing. If you had stuck around, next thing you know, you're bumping uglies without a condom, a few weeks later your pissing fire or losing weight cause now you have AIDs.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

good story to cover up the fact that you lost your erection

call 1800 "i have a broken penis, please give me some viagra"

softy

 

[Dunk]

good story to cover up the fact that you lost your erection

call 1800 "i have a broken penis, please give me some viagra"

softy

Dude i called. Nothing happens.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

Dude i called. Nothing happens.

bro i said 'broken', not 'tiny'

 

[Dunk]

bro i said 'broken', not 'tiny'

So wheres the 1 800-HUNG-LIKE-A-NIPPLE #?

 

[GoldenDelicious]

So wheres the 1 800-HUNG-LIKE-A-NIPPLE #?

aparently all your cousins called them already and theyve had to temporarily shutdown so that they can restock

anyway, thrown any credit cards at chicks lately? i actually think of that now and again, in clubs

 

[jrlex]

good story to cover up the fact that you lost your erection

call 1800 "i have a broken penis, please give me some viagra"

softy

Shit man all she had to do is sit there and look pretty and she would of gotten dick but no.

 

[chefbone]

Good move dude......She's probably dirty. Stay away from the 'Caine bor...bad mojo!

Next time just pass and tell her to shut up and suck your dick!

 

[NJjuice22]

big bag?..it was coke for sure. you should have let her done it and said no thanks for now....it makes your dick soft anyways...you;ll never get a boner if your on some good blow.but it turns women into full blown sluts...they will do anything.



p.s...how do you think stacy got in such good shape...haha....


coke..it does a whore good!