Best personal ad ever.

[Bullit]

And this shit is real:



I live life and enjoy it to the fullest and with purpose! I
just go for it. I set goals, enjoy achievements, fun
experiences and love to travel. I have 3 trades, a
certificate and am currently working on a degree. I like
learning, eh! (wink) I am a risk-taker and ambitious. I am
very confident, ...will look you in the eye and SMILE...Oh
yes I will! Smile there! My only fears are grizzily
bears and women stalkers, ha ha!

I have no interest in women older than me.
I have a preference for long, wavy, dark haired women who are honest and can laugh. Long hair and confidence can rock my world! Many people say I look like Mick Jagger or Joe Perry and I appear much younger than I am, like 5-10 years. I can dress business, sporty or casual. I am athletic and toned!......


Famous Quote - "If you wanna live life on your own terms you gotta be willing to crash and burn."

Motley Crue, 1991 Primal Scream

 

[HumorMe]

Had any nibbles so far?

 

[Ffactor]

Good luck blit!

 

[The_Ghost]

who the fuck surfs guy personals

 

[Devastation]

what's wrong with that?

 

[tiger88]

who the fuck surfs guy personals

fuck i dont even do that and ia m very confused right as of now


god damn son WTF?

 

[Razorguns]

Okay, so where's the comedy in this? He has a job and lives life to the fullest. What am I missing?

 

[jackangel]

dudes, if you don't see anything worth making fun of in that ad...

i can go through it, line by line, if needed.

 

[Devastation]

the only thing i see majorly wrong is the quote. anybody quoting motley crue should be taken out and disemboweled

 

[jerseyart]

Bor that ad is boring as hell.

Better have a great pic attached

 

[Bullit]

Ok ... everybody who replied, with the exception of jackangel, is a complete and utter retard.

Typical stupid fucking juice monkies.

 

[Devastation]

Ok ... everybody who replied, with the exception of jackangel, is a complete and utter retard.

Typical stupid fucking juice monkies.

you made better posts when you had that picture of you in that cowboy hat and sunglasses throwing up horns

 

[jerseyart]

You going to let him talk to me like that devastation?

Bullit, your fucked now bitch, you pissed D off talkign smack about me

 

[Bullit]

You going to let him talk to me like that devastation?

Bullit, your fucked now bitch, you pissed D off talkign smack about me

He's one of the dumbest of all.

I dunno who's worse... him, bo-den or razorguns.

 

[jerseyart]

See, I would have written you a killer add that would have had you swimming it kittie. But you had to go talk shit about D, so now you can use that addd and date Ms Palmer

 

[Devastation]

He's one of the dumbest of all.

I dunno who's worse... him, bo-den or razorguns.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

whats wrong with the ad? sounds alright...

 

[tuc biscuit]

he seems to be one of those guys who probably likes good food I would wager

 

[SoreArms]

is it a good thing to say you look like Mick Jagger? That fucker is ugly as fuck

 

[gymrat]

sounds good to me. well writen.

 

[sigweed]

string_bean would probably even hit it

 

[Bullit]

sounds good to me. well writen.

Jesus-tapdancing-christ.

 

[deltreefitness]

is it a good thing to say you look like Mick Jagger? That fucker is ugly as fuck

That's what I was thinking.

 

[Seashell]

lol @ this entire thread..

 

[The Shadow]

string_bean would probably even hit it

probably??


Are you serious?

 

[jerseyart]

he seems to be one of those guys who probably likes good food I would wager

LMFAO

Im surprised he doesn like long walks on the beach. Maybe somethings wrong with him

 

[jackangel]

i bet women see this ad and think:

i'm definitely going to contact this dude!

oh yes i will!

 

[tuc biscuit]

i bet women see this ad and think:

i'm definitely going to contact this dude!

oh yes i will!

they will be getting their diaphrams dusted off and oiled up I would imagine too

 

[deltreefitness]

I wonder if he likes pina coladas?

 

[Allon]

Great thread

 

[Testosterone boy]

Just let us know if you pull anything with it bullit.

If not....I think I can help ya.

 

[Bullit]

i bet women see this ad and think:

i'm definitely going to contact this dude!

oh yes i will!

HAHAHAHAHA

or:
i'm definitely going to contact this dude!

oh yes i will! Contact him!

 

[Bullit]

Whats even better is that he dosent look like Jager or Perry... he looks EXACTLY like Richard Ramierez.

 

[the nature boy]

he looks EXACTLY like Richard Ramierez.

That guy is all right in my book.

 

[Ffactor]

This thread would be much funnier it if were titled, Bullit likes to lick wet lollypops.

 

[Dunk]

emit fo etsaw = daerht siht

reffins taes elam a stilluB .s.p