Best personal ad ever.

[Bullit]

And this shit is real:



I live life and enjoy it to the fullest and with purpose! I
just go for it. I set goals, enjoy achievements, fun
experiences and love to travel. I have 3 trades, a
certificate and am currently working on a degree. I like
learning, eh! (wink) I am a risk-taker and ambitious. I am
very confident, ...will look you in the eye and SMILE...Oh
yes I will! Smile there! My only fears are grizzily
bears and women stalkers, ha ha!

I have no interest in women older than me.
I have a preference for long, wavy, dark haired women who are honest and can laugh. Long hair and confidence can rock my world! Many people say I look like Mick Jagger or Joe Perry and I appear much younger than I am, like 5-10 years. I can dress business, sporty or casual. I am athletic and toned!......


Famous Quote - "If you wanna live life on your own terms you gotta be willing to crash and burn."

Motley Crue, 1991 Primal Scream

 

[HumorMe]

Had any nibbles so far?

 

[Ffactor]

Good luck blit!

 

[The_Ghost]

who the fuck surfs guy personals

 

[Devastation]

what's wrong with that?

 

[tiger88]

who the fuck surfs guy personals

fuck i dont even do that and ia m very confused right as of now


god damn son WTF?

 

[Razorguns]

Okay, so where's the comedy in this? He has a job and lives life to the fullest. What am I missing?

 

[jackangel]

dudes, if you don't see anything worth making fun of in that ad...

i can go through it, line by line, if needed.

 

[Devastation]

the only thing i see majorly wrong is the quote. anybody quoting motley crue should be taken out and disemboweled

 

[jerseyart]

Bor that ad is boring as hell.

Better have a great pic attached