Best lines heard at the gym this week.

[strider364]

These are actual quotes I have heard this week in the gym

"I havn't trained legs in 3 months."

"I usually drink 6 protein shakes a day. I just don't have time to eat."

My favorite, "I'm not training heavy right now, I'm getting vascular."

Anyone else got some good ones.

 

[BigDdaGanjalist]

not this week but overheard nonetheless...

"I've only been working traps for the past while. I want huge traps."

 

[Paulos]

"Check it out, I got this shit for at least 5 reps"

*Guy goes up to 315 on bench, unracks it, does 5 of the shortest range of motion bench presses in recorded history, then gets up like he just set a world record*

 

[PatsFan34]

This was overheard at Striders gym as well...

"Hey, isn't that Strider over there from elite fitness...damn that's an awfully nice pink leotard he's wearing"

 

[Big Brother Val]

Hot chicks always say: "Val, you're huge and sexy. Can I please suck your massive rod of disaster?"

Me: "I'm sorry, I'm not done with biceps yet."



Hot chicks: "Val... I just wanted to let you know that you are built like a Greek God. I'd love to suck your balls."

Me: "I'm sorry, I'm not done with triceps yet."



Hot chicks: "I love your AWESOME GUNS. Would you please bend me over and fuck me from behind?"

Me: "I'm sorry, I still have another set of inclines left."


I get sick of it. They won't even let me finish my workout.

 

[strider364]

This was overheard at Striders gym as well...

"Hey, isn't that Strider over there from elite fitness...damn that's an awfully nice pink leotard he's wearing"

LOL. What's up brother, long time no see.

 

[Mad4Iron]

"I'm cutting up",from the people that say it it never fails to make me smile.

Mad

 

[DcupSheepNipples]

"Your big, do you work out?"
or
"I don't curl heavy weights cause I'll get to big"

 

[PatsFan34]

LOL. What's up brother, long time no see.

how ya doing man. i'm still just trying to hustle. I'm about to go home and try to beat Bond Nightfire on PS2, I gotta return it on saturday to ballbuster so i'm trying to finish it off. otherwise, same ole shit dogg. i'll holla at you man, keep in touch...L8

 

[Tarheel]

A couple nights ago my roomate and a friend of mine were lifting and this one guy was talking to his partner about "this guy that comes down here and was jumping with weights"

Guess who they were talking about