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Benchmonster Hits 5 Bills

So now I don't have a long enough stroke? I try to oblige everyone, of course, but I don't know what I can do about my depth of chest and length of arm. I guess I can lose a shitload of weight, quit training my back and have radical arm lengthening surgery so my bench stroke is long enough for my meager benches to be impressive. Fuck me!

Thank you very much to everyone for the congrats. I do appreciate it. It was a bittersweet day, only got my opener, and got as close as you see in the photograph to locking out 525, which would have been a huge PR. Just could not get the right arm to finish that last inch or so, that pic was snapped as close to lockout as I could get, you be the judge of how close it came, seemed awful close to completion to me.

I will let others tell their stories as they see this, but bigokie will get his shirt dialed in soon and then, look out, Hannibal benched 425 in his very first meet (impressive) and Screwball smoked a 450 like it was an empty bar.

We met and made some great new friends, including one who is in the pic spotting at rear, he can claim the photo if he chooses, and caught up with some old friends, also seen in the photo.

And VDOP, you may be right about the elbows, there was some whacky stuff seen at this meet, but I am proud to say, all my crew (feeling fatherly at the moment) performed lifts that would have passed in any org we lift in.

(this meet became unsanctioned, literally at the 11th hour, saving us some entry fee $, and allowing some weird stuff to happen for our entertainment purposes.)

B.
 
Deciever1 said:
what "weird" stuff did you see?

hmmmmm...what do I remember?

1. Seeing a single poly bench shirt blowing out and ripping straight down the front.

2. Dude, with nipple rings wearing a poly shirt that was as loose as a t-shirt. And somehow he was lifting in the third flight even though he weighed about 115 soaking wet...and he put on his "shirt" before the first flight started. Guess when its that loose it doesnt really matter.

3. 8 year old kid benching the bar...was COOL though, not "weird"

4. 50+ year old man benching in jeans and a pocket tshirt...on his third attempt he put on a bench shirt.

5. Guy in a triple ply denim AND using knee wraps on his elbows...think he bombed.

6. 13 year old kid wearing a pair baggy khaki shorts hangin off his ass so his calvin kleins would show....unfortunately it wasnt color coordinated with his single poly...oh well.

7. ME ducking into a movie theater, with my shirt and singlet on, tryin to make a cell phone call. The ticket takers had the nerve to stare at me...what was their deal??!

A lot more...but that is all I can think of at the moment.
 
Just thought of a couple more...

Screwball having to ask the waitress for another chair...the one he was sitting in couldn't hold him.

Making a u-turn at the toll both when we got "lost" on the way to the meet.

However, the best had to be the conversation we had on the way to the meet.

Bench:" yeah 308's don't live that long"
BigOkie:" well they live longer than the 220's that mouth off to them."

:lmao:
 
in case you didn't see AR, a big congrats to the man who would be a beast!

nice job hannibal on your 425. good way to break into the sport. when is your 3-lift coming up?

/irish
 
Thanks Irish,

It occurs to me, now that I have had a bit of sleep, that maybe I jumped the gun earlier in regards to the surgery, etc. . . If that comment was not meant in a derogatory way (re: stroke) then I should not have said that stuff.

B.
 
b:

i don't know what the hell you are talking about re: surgery???? I think you are still on a post-meet high or a post-meet ephie crash.

talk to you soon. another boring day at the office... nothing like a little pl discussion to lighten the day up.

/irish
 
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