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vinylgroover
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Me and some friends thought we'd try some different forms of entertainment on the weekend, so we went to a pub to watch some jelly wrestling. I went with a few girlfriends and a couple of mates. Anyway, we get in there, grab a table and bought our ticket for the lucky door prize which was a wrestle in the jelly ring.
After a few jugs of beer we were nicely lubed and ready for the lucky door prize draw. We scammed a few extra tickets because one of the girls new the bar staff. Well, our table won and i had told everyone that if we won i'd be going in the ring, which they were cool with cause i'm the only retard that would do something like that anyway.
I get changed in the toilets and come out in my undies to thunderous applause and cheers. There were three bikini clad babes waiting in the ring for me and all i could think of was John Candy in Stripes. I had to get on my knees, and if i pinned one of the girls i would get free drinks for our table for the rest of the night. The announcer said the only other rule was no kneeing in the nuts
The bell went and these chicks are on to me. I'm thinking holy fuck these chicks are playing for real. These chicks are slapping me around and i was sure to submit a little without getting pinned and i'm squeezing tits and asses, anything i can get my hands on I tripped one of the chicks over and then dived on top of her pretending to pin her. The other chicks started pulling me off and i let them so the contest could continue. I've got two of them infront of me trying to hold them off when i feel the other from behind yank open my undies, shove a handful of jelly down my ass and then give me a wedgie, holy fuck it felt good The crowd went nuts, so i raised my hands and in my best John Candy impersonation shouted 'I'm a lean, mean fighting machine' and the fucking crowd went nuts, everyone was cracking up.
The three minute bell went and i thought i better win us some free grog so i got serious and pulled off a beautiful manouvere on the best looking of the 3 chicks, pinned her, even hooked the leg and got the count with the other two chicks yanking on me.
It was a fucking pisser of a night,the free grog was great but the highlight was the wedgie, fucking magnificent.
The most embarassing thing was that my cock was hard throughout. I had a full mongrel poking through my pants throughout which cracked the grils up no end.
That shit puts the womens movement back 20 years but i'm still pissing myself laughing today.
After a few jugs of beer we were nicely lubed and ready for the lucky door prize draw. We scammed a few extra tickets because one of the girls new the bar staff. Well, our table won and i had told everyone that if we won i'd be going in the ring, which they were cool with cause i'm the only retard that would do something like that anyway.
I get changed in the toilets and come out in my undies to thunderous applause and cheers. There were three bikini clad babes waiting in the ring for me and all i could think of was John Candy in Stripes. I had to get on my knees, and if i pinned one of the girls i would get free drinks for our table for the rest of the night. The announcer said the only other rule was no kneeing in the nuts
The bell went and these chicks are on to me. I'm thinking holy fuck these chicks are playing for real. These chicks are slapping me around and i was sure to submit a little without getting pinned and i'm squeezing tits and asses, anything i can get my hands on I tripped one of the chicks over and then dived on top of her pretending to pin her. The other chicks started pulling me off and i let them so the contest could continue. I've got two of them infront of me trying to hold them off when i feel the other from behind yank open my undies, shove a handful of jelly down my ass and then give me a wedgie, holy fuck it felt good The crowd went nuts, so i raised my hands and in my best John Candy impersonation shouted 'I'm a lean, mean fighting machine' and the fucking crowd went nuts, everyone was cracking up.The three minute bell went and i thought i better win us some free grog so i got serious and pulled off a beautiful manouvere on the best looking of the 3 chicks, pinned her, even hooked the leg and got the count with the other two chicks yanking on me.
It was a fucking pisser of a night,the free grog was great but the highlight was the wedgie, fucking magnificent.
The most embarassing thing was that my cock was hard throughout. I had a full mongrel poking through my pants throughout which cracked the grils up no end.
That shit puts the womens movement back 20 years but i'm still pissing myself laughing today.
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