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[awittyusername]

Okay, at my college, everyone had to sign a covenent thing saying that they wouldnt drink, do drugs, have sex, or participate in any intensly sexual acts. Some of the consequences if you get caught for these things include: talking with the dean, maybe suspension, and maybe getting kicked out of the school.

God gets talked about way too much at our college for those girls to be anything like sex rabbits.

granted there may be a few that are pretty horny, but i had always figured that the majority of them werent, and were pretty faithful to their morals.

Bullshit.

If I was younger I would get in my car and drive to your christian school tonight. Bc I know with that set up of strict religious parents and pressure from god etc. I know I would get laid on a daily basis.

In 7th grade my mom made me goto church camp. All my friends teased me. The first day I got there they cornered us in the big log cabin and did the same threats as you mentioned...God is watching you... you will goto hell... no sex before marriage blah blah blah.. I thought oh fuck this is going to really suck. But, that night one of the girls invited this guy I met to sneak out and goto the girls cabin. So, I went with him. In the first fifteen minutes, those christian girls that were singing in the choir 2 hours earlier were making out w/each other, wrestling toppless,etc. I was in shock. My friend got laid within an hour. I was just trying to be cool and keep up w/everyone. But, the next night my cool new friend helped me get laid. This went on everynight. Needless to say I was the first motherfucker on the bus the next yr. Bitches!!!!!!!!!!

 

[BileStew]

Bullshit.

If I was younger I would get in my car and drive to your christian school tonight. Bc I know with that set up of strict religious parents and pressure from god etc. I know I would get laid on a daily basis.

Dude, pick me up on your way there.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Duuuuude, fuckin' please.....
A Vegas odds maker would throw his coffee cup ash tray in your fucking eyeball
for such a silly ass bet.

FORGE!!!!!

 

[Deleted member 33117]

Duuuuude, fuckin' please.....
A Vegas odds maker would throw his coffee cup ash tray in your fucking eyeball
for such a silly ass bet.

FORGE!!!!!

Orb, chill, I am trying to make a few $$$ for myself and get foxygel to have anal with several of these chicks. He won't even care that he lost the money once he gets some.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Orb, chill, I am trying to make a few $$$ for myself and get foxygel to have anal with several of these chicks. He won't even care that he lost the money once he gets some.

I was being sarcastic, brada.

Anywho, I thought we had foxyjello on the cold shoulder list till he got some play, or atleast some digits.

 

[Deleted member 33117]

I was being sarcastic, brada.

Anywho, I thought we had foxyjello on the cold shoulder list till he got some play, or atleast some digits.

I caved...where were you guys to back me up in my moment of weakness...I think I'm ok now... I won't talk to him again.

 

[string_bean00]

I caved...where were you guys to back me up in my moment of weakness...I think I'm ok now... I won't talk to him again.

Yeah you fuckstick. Remember the rules here. Tough love.

 

[BileStew]

Orb, chill, I am trying to make a few $$$ for myself and get foxygel to have anal with several of these chicks. He won't even care that he lost the money once he gets some.

You should at least lend the kid some of your earnings to purchase lube for his initial trek down the "lost corridor of darkness".

 

[fyxgel2]

Ok, do you really want to test an experiment out here? I want you to confidently approach 10 random girls at your college. Look each of them in the eyes 3 or 4 minutes intot he conversation and tell them you have never had anal sex with woman, and wonder what it might be like then ask them if you could try it with them, but be freindly and confident when you do. YOu'll get 1 or 2 yeses, gauranteed.

How much money do you wish to wager on this... since you seem fairly certain that you are right and I am wrong?

I could get kicked out of my school if I did that and it got reported. No thanks.

anal sex? horrible, why not just regular sex? I could just tell them that I'm a virgin and that I need a first.

PS: i dont want to have sex, I just want to woo a girl into my arms.

 

[p0ink]

god, leave that school now and join the military. you will have a better time.