Back to fuckin the fist

[theoak01]

but atleast my fist dont cause me all kinds of grief or talk back

 

[EnderJE]

lol...I was thinking you meant fisting when you posted this thread...

 

[*MissFit*]

Hmm lefty or righty?

 

[theoak01]

lefty,shes my bitch

 

[H_T_]

or order fucking lobster when she knows she oughtta be orderin' the fuckin' combo plate.

 

[awittyusername]

Congrats! Now hang with your friends and bang alot of college chics.

 

[theoak01]

lol Ill certainly be seeing my friends more,but I dont plan to whore it up

 

[sawastea]

Hit some chick raw dog and bail, a la Eminem.

 

[ceo]

lol Ill certainly be seeing my friends more,but I dont plan to whore it up

We never do plan on it...it just happens.

 

[theoak01]

lol,well then Ill be a very selective whore

 

[obiwan9962]

lol

 

[Rex]

Wait until carpal tunnel syndrome kicks in. Then see how much grief your hand gives you.

Have fun.

 

[theoak01]

that could be a problem,but I should have found some action before it gets that bad

 

[Scotsman]

Just remember if your hand does start talking back to you, you need to seek professional help. Or sit on it till it passes out and you can continue with what you were doing.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[theoak01]

thanks for the tip bro,I always wondered what a stranger felt like

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

Get some good porn flicks man.I've been five-knuckle-shuffling the piss pump to some decent flicks,and it's definitely more gratifying than dealing with all my old lady's issues and hang-ups in the sack.lol

 

[hamstershaver]

hand is cheaper too

 

[theoak01]

sure is,a lil moisturizer is all ya need to keep them soft

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I've caught my hand trying to run away again in the middle of the night....there's no escape.

 

[theoak01]

lmao,that sucks bro,time for a pocket pussy

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

lmao,that sucks bro,time for a pocket pussy

Maybe....I'm gonna be solo jackin' it till I'm dead so I should get creative.
I heard that flesh light thing sucks.

 

[theoak01]

lol wtf are you a priest or something? go get laid

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

lol wtf are you a priest or something? go get laid

I come from a baptist family, but I was never baptized....
I never liked priests much.

 

[theoak01]

then go get laid bro,Ive saw how you dog yourself on here bro,saying your ugly and shit,I doubt thats true but even if that is the case I have a buddy who pulls ass and he is fucking ugly man,not even normal ugly,picture animal from the muppets and thats him

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I have a buddy who pulls ass and he is fucking ugly man,not even normal ugly,picture animal from the muppets and thats him

Think of me as a cross between:
Sloth from Goonies,
Bumbles from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer,
and little Donald Pleasence from Halloween.
and I got eyes like Tom Hanks.

EnderJE says I look like Bill Ray Cyrus, but I have no clue where he got that..

 

[theoak01]

lol still better then animal man,now goto a big city and goto all kinds of bars and go up to random women and introduce yourself,see if you get laid and report back monday