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Awkward dating, she's shooting confusing signs, plz help decifer. *wtf?*

Lambruh

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Thurs- So it's 11pm, I go up to a mid-class gentleman's club by myself (another long story), the girl checking ID's, obviously a cutie, we said hi's, she- "yah you still owe $10 to get in". 12am - I go up to the front to blaze a smoke, flirted with her for a bit, she came had a smoke with, I made her smile (I couldn't tell if she had a bf or etc). 1:30am - As i'm leavin, she says "hey, why you leavin?", chit chat blah blah so obv we xchange #'s. (I used the Hey My Phones Dead, Can I Borrow Yours to get her #, but she busted me), we talked for 2-3 hrs on the phone later. I could tell she was interested in me, she even said "I don't know what it is, but usually I don't go for guys I meet at work". so.....

Fri - I call her up around 2pm, to let her know that I do remember her and thinking about her. She adds me on her Facebook, I fap to her albums. I notice the chicks is only 20yo, still has HS pics, single parent household, hangs around wiggers, competes in bikini contests (but then makes fun of the dancers at her club). That night I show up to the titty bar again, show up around midnight, kinda play it cool and spend about 20min talking to her, the other 2hrs with other dancers. I walk her out, she says "so are you going to give me a hug, orrrr" I just go right up to her and give her a quick kiss and smile, say goodnight. Another 3hr late convo afterwards.

This is were it gets flackey

Sat - She's texting me sweet nothings all day, says she's off work and wants to make time to see me. I plan a date to Dave n Busters (grown-up type arcades, bar n billiards), then she said she likes titty bars, so afterwards we would head there till last call. So Dave n Busters was sweet, she was fun, couple things I noticed though, she did alot of immature things to test my jealousy (txt'n, talked about ex's, etc). Obviously I just went along with the game and blew it off.

- She wanted to drive separate the whole time hopping around, she knew I wasn't a serial killer. wtf??
- She would get close distance to me but then pushed me away or backed off when i'd touch or try to hold her
- When she saw me on my phone she would claim I was talking to girls but got upset when I called her out on it
- When I went to the bathroom she would accuse me of blowing coke (wtf?), constantly saying I was on drugs or something (I obv wasn't)
- We went to the strip club, she was hawking me when i'd talk to the dancers, even gave me lip about it. But insisted she wanted to go there
- She had 5 drinks within one hour, fast, could hold her liquor and then seemed like a completely different person, very short tempered/accusing.
- She got pissed that I wanted to play pool with another guy who asked me, she felt left out but didn't want to play when asked.
- The only time she started getting close to me was when I laid the line down and burned her for her jealousy issues. So her compassion was almost forced.

At the end of the night, I was upset at how things went diff then I thought they would. The girl was a totally hottie, fun as hell but I could we would never work. Basically were very alike (stubborn, dominant, alpha, clingy, witty, sarcastic) but she wants something in a guy that I wouldn't be, a drama filled boyfriend. I wanted her to be a compassionate gal, who didn't play games, basically a summer romance. Unfortunately, she had a 10ft wall of close contact, it would of taken me weeks to hit that, so I had to end it because there was no relationship.

At the end of the night walking to the car, we started kissing. Asked her if she wanted to chill more, she said no i'm going home. I looked at her though and said "this is where we split, lets be friends, we both know it won't work. She was sad "why, why, why, I don't get it". She didn't really seem to sincere though, almost like it didn't matter.

About 10 min later after we left she called me, music blasting in the background "hey hey hey, watsup watsup" She was at a friends house within minutes after saying goodnight, all happy. I was like "wtf, are u trying to prove something". She hangs up calls me back at 5-6am all "heyyyyyyyy why you seem so upset???" .... *get ready for a run-on* I'm like why would u go out with me all night, drive seperate, accuse me of doing douchebag boyfriend shit, not even get really close to me, then makeout with me when i'm saying goodbye, tell me your going home, then admittedly calling me from ur friends house w/music blastin like your rubbin it in my face that ur friends are more important than the guy that took you out? To top it off call me 3hrs later at 5-6am to ask me why i'm all confused/pissed. So I go off, "look, i'm not into you, I feel like i'm walking on glass around you, I can't even touch u in public but you'll slice my head off if a girl looks at me" So I hang up, next morning I apologize for being harsh and I notice she deleted me from her Facebook. lol


What the FUCK am I missing here? This girl is WACK, I just want to know what's her deal. I've never met a chick with so many issues. Does she like me? Does she have mad baggage? Was she using me? Prude? Immature? All of the above probably. But what's the motive, why would she even go out with me in the first place and what were the reasons for some of her actions you think?
 
she was probably touched as a child

She cant even manage her own life dont think for a minute she knows how to manage the thought of a functional relationship. DONT BANG HER, shes the type that will do crazy stuff. Sounds like she uses cocaine, plus around strip clubs its a "norm".

Bro shes wack why even waste your time thinking about her.
 
Jesus christ. All that from a chick you just met? Count your blessings. If she's getting this crazy after a few days, imagine the shit storm she's holding back for a few months down the line.
 
cindylou said:
seriously stfu

It was funny the first time...now not so much
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You think im trying to be funny. WELL IM NOT so get over it. Dont think for a minute just because I dont say it in a sensitive emotional way that its not sincere. There are few things that create this type of beast in both men and women.
 
dude, I am not posting this to be funny or anything, this is serious.

Why didn't you just ignore all the nonsense and keep her number until you fucked her. You are talking about what she wants and what you want but you just met, and at a strip club. Just have whatever fun you can have with it and be cool about it all.

Don't answer your phone anymore at 6am either, let her leave a message.
 
Bro you answered all of your own questions. I think it all boils down to maturity. Honestly just reading that gave me a fugin ulcer and flashbacks to adolescent dating. The chick is young and dumb... This equals time consuming games and imminent disaster.

I couldn't tell by your wording if she had a kid or not?
 
I Can't believe I read all that.

1. Why would you want a relationship ( a solid one) with someone who works at a strip joint?

2. wtf are you doing in strip bars? aren't you in recovery? If so, that's not the best place for you.

3. Move on and raise your standards
 
nefertiti said:
Jesus christ. All that from a chick you just met? Count your blessings. If she's getting this crazy after a few days, imagine the shit storm she's holding back for a few months down the line.
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lol...no shit. Most people are on their best behavior for the first 30 days or so and then you see their shit.

This type of dating/relationship will just give you more baggage in the long run...and steal your compassion and that is what turns people sour/bitter...RUN!
 
I stopped reading at "strip joint"

Dont ever try to pick up or meat any bish at a strip joint, robling
 
princesa said:
I Can't believe I read all that.

1. Why would you want a relationship ( a solid one) with someone who works at a strip joint?

2. wtf are you doing in strip bars? aren't you in recovery? If so, that's not the best place for you.

3. Move on and raise your standards
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This
 
Total keeper. If she's this crazy now there is no telling how good she is behind closed doors. Please hit it for novelty sake. She almost seems the type you bring to meet the family at holidays.
 
Why are you even asking us for rationalizations of her behavior? Would it change anything?

It doesn't matter why she acted the way she did. Don't try to understand it. I don't see why you apologized for your lashing out at her when she was a pain in the ass all night.

It doesn't matter why she's a drama queen, it just matters that she is one. At the end of the day, some people totally get off on drama. When something starts going well, theyll do something to fuck it up for fun. Maybe they just think it's entertaining, maybe they fuck it up because they have intimacy issues, maybe they do it to so when you react, they'll think you care. Whatever the reason, run the other direction, dont answer anymore calls, and forget she exists.
 
AFeedz said:
Why are you even asking us for rationalizations of her behavior? Would it change anything?

It doesn't matter why she acted the way she did. Don't try to understand it. I don't see why you apologized for your lashing out at her when she was a pain in the ass all night.

It doesn't matter why she's a drama queen, it just matters that she is one. At the end of the day, some people totally get off on drama. When something starts going well, theyll do something to fuck it up for fun. Maybe they just think it's entertaining, maybe they fuck it up because they have intimacy issues, maybe they do it to so when you react, they'll think you care. Whatever the reason, run the other direction, dont answer anymore calls, and forget she exists.
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Obvious he needs the slightest justifications so he can see her again to get laid. Not easy to let a hottie slip away even when she is goofier than a football bat.
 
I'm sure lambruh can find another hottie that isn't fvcking crazy.

On the up side, when this headcase finally goes off the deep end, maybe he'll get to fvck her in one of those rooms with padded walls.
 
You're guys right, I shouldn't be worried about why she is acting this way.... some good advice , but alotta obv "she's a stripper blah blah c'mon dummy" okay , yah but outside of stereotyping, what's she trying to tell me?

I wanna hit it and quit, but she' not that type (and i'm not really either anymore). So i'm kinda putting in effort for fucks sake cus i'm bored and don't have a Golden Delish list of gals to bounce to right now

Sometimes and this is a problem for me. I cling to people who have issues because I feel that I can help them or maybe redirect their past life mindset into a better one. In comparison I also have a hard time dealing with a girl not being into me as much as I want them to, so I go out of my way like to try and pursued her. This is cocky, but i'm sure alot of other guys on here do this. Sometimes when you hit a barrier of regular, everyday ass - easy vadge gets boring, normal relationships get boring, girls at the bar coming home with you get boring. You want something more, whether it's dating dancers, pro cheerleaders, high end bartenders and even gorgeous girls with stuck up personalities. Girls that seen it all and heard it all from every rich/macho/popular stud that hit on them --- these are the ones I (along with many) shoot for now because it's exciting. Have you ever saw a girl/guy give u attitude with a snarl after you say something polite or hit on them? Aren't you kind of interested in why they did and how you can get them to change their mind about you? I'm talking about walking right back up to that rude person and talking to them as if what they did cruel was actually a sign to come pursue them

Basically, i'm not trying to stick with this girl, but i'm having a hard time reading what she wants and what she's playing. The whole summary I wrote was pretty much all negs about her, her positives outweigh her negs but unfortunately she has to many negs to handle.
 
Lambruh said:
You're right, I shouldn't be worried about why she is acting this way....

I wanna hit it and quit, but she' not that type. So i'm kinda putting in effort for fucks sake cus i'm bored

Sometimes and this is a problem for me. I cling to people who have issues because I feel that I can help them or maybe redirect their past life mindset into a better one. In comparison I also have a hard time dealing with a girl not being into me as much as I want them to, so I go out of my way like to try and pursued her. This is cocky, but i'm sure alot of other guys on here do this. Sometimes when you hit a barrier of regular, everyday ass - easy vadge gets boring, normal relationships get boring, girls at the bar coming home with you get boring. You want something more, whether it's dating dancers, pro cheerleaders, high end bartenders and even gorgeous girls with stuck up personalities. Girls that seen it all and heard it all from every rich/macho/popular stud that hit on them --- these are the ones I (along with many) shoot for now because it's exciting.

Basically, i'm not trying to stick with this girl, but i'm having a hard time reading what she wants and what she's playing. The whole summary I wrote was pretty much all negs about her, her positives outweigh her negs but unfortunately she has to many negs to handle.
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how do you know she's not the type to hit it quick! Sounds like it to me. Go for it man, worst case she says no and you got one less headache. best case she gives you anal night 1!
 
Lambruh said:
You're guys right, I shouldn't be worried about why she is acting this way.... some good advice

I wanna hit it and quit, but she' not that type (and i'm not really either anymore). So i'm kinda putting in effort for fucks sake cus i'm bored and don't have a Golden Delish list of gals to bounce to right now

Sometimes and this is a problem for me. I cling to people who have issues because I feel that I can help them or maybe redirect their past life mindset into a better one. In comparison I also have a hard time dealing with a girl not being into me as much as I want them to, so I go out of my way like to try and pursued her. This is cocky, but i'm sure alot of other guys on here do this. Sometimes when you hit a barrier of regular, everyday ass - easy vadge gets boring, normal relationships get boring, girls at the bar coming home with you get boring. You want something more, whether it's dating dancers, pro cheerleaders, high end bartenders and even gorgeous girls with stuck up personalities. Girls that seen it all and heard it all from every rich/macho/popular stud that hit on them --- these are the ones I (along with many) shoot for now because it's exciting. Have you ever saw a girl/guy give u attitude with a snarl after you say something polite or hit on them? Aren't you kind of interested in why they did and how you can get them to change their mind about you? I'm talking about walking right back up to that rude person and talking to them as if what they did cruel was actually a sign to come pursue them

Basically, i'm not trying to stick with this girl, but i'm having a hard time reading what she wants and what she's playing. The whole summary I wrote was pretty much all negs about her, her positives outweigh her negs but unfortunately she has to many negs to handle.
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Codependent relationships are pretty standard fare for addicts and recovering addicts. Be careful with that. Every relationship I've been in where I felt like I had to fix him, or I wanted him to fix me, has been disasterous to my ability to stay on track because with that sort of dynamic too much of how ok YOU are hangs in the balance of how ok THEY are, or how ok the relationship is.
 
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that pic is not that great lol.



mitch did u friend request her u creepy fuck or did u hax her acct somehow. either way hook it up
 
Ya, I dated a girl sort of like this. She was a dancer and she was honestly fun to hang out with and her baggage didn't show until later.
By that time I found out she was sniffing heroin (she was 20) and we had already had sex once. I stayed friends with her for awhile and eventually her parents made her go to rehab. She stopped doing drugs and I saw her later on at the same strip club. I was either with another girl I brought or was hanging out with another girl I was friends with there (I don't remember), but she created this huge scene and tried to attack me in full stripper garb. She got emotionally attached and took it personally. I saw her as more of a friend and she knew I wasn't a bad guy... I guess that is why she flipped. She also had an EX BF that fucked her up really badly. You did the right thing and you should just ignore her if she acts weird. I doubt you will get attacked and be forced to leave the club like I was, lol. I am just remembering now that I didn't even meet her at a stripclub... I met her at another bar in my town.
 
I'm just going to put the following words out there to give you an idea of what's signals I'm picking up from her as a person, based on her behaviour so far.

Needy
Immature
Controlling
Hypocrite
Not self aware

That is all :)
 
SPEKTOR-AAA said:
she was probably touched as a child

She cant even manage her own life dont think for a minute she knows how to manage the thought of a functional relationship. DONT BANG HER, shes the type that will do crazy stuff. Sounds like she uses cocaine, plus around strip clubs its a "norm".

Bro shes wack why even waste your time thinking about her.
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oh wow, I totally agree here. I was thinking all the same things (i.e. touched as a child, crazy, possibly on drugs, etc)

I haven't read any of the replies but why even waste time and effort worrying about some scummy chick you met 2 days prior in a strip club?
 
jesus I was with my last gf for like 3 years and I didnt notice that much shit about her mannerisms
 
Wulfgar said:
jesus I was with my last gf for like 3 years and I didnt notice that much shit about her mannerisms
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When you get to the point of carpet bombing bishes with deuces then everything else becomes just faint background noise.
 
Lambruh, you can't work with other people on their issues..and it's not your job to either. I've leared that the hard way. Confusion is never ever a good thing.

You can't force or help other people to be people they are not inclined to be on their own.

You've got a million red flags staring you in the face already :heart:
 
cindylou said:
You can't force or help other people to be people they are not inclined to be on their own.
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Especially if you can't even help yourself be that person.
 
Or you could make it super simple with the rule that has served me well :
"All bishes in their 20's are crazy, all bishes in their 20's who work at strip clubs are batshit crazy"
 
Lambruh said:
Thurs- So it's 11pm, I go up to a mid-class gentleman's club by myself (another long story), the girl checking ID's, obviously a cutie, we said hi's, she- "yah you still owe $10 to get in". 12am - I go up to the front to blaze a smoke, flirted with her for a bit, she came had a smoke with, I made her smile (I couldn't tell if she had a bf or etc). 1:30am - As i'm leavin, she says "hey, why you leavin?", chit chat blah blah so obv we xchange #'s. (I used the Hey My Phones Dead, Can I Borrow Yours to get her #, but she busted me), we talked for 2-3 hrs on the phone later. I could tell she was interested in me, she even said "I don't know what it is, but usually I don't go for guys I meet at work". so.....

Fri - I call her up around 2pm, to let her know that I do remember her and thinking about her. She adds me on her Facebook, I fap to her albums. I notice the chicks is only 20yo, still has HS pics, single parent household, hangs around wiggers, competes in bikini contests (but then makes fun of the dancers at her club). That night I show up to the titty bar again, show up around midnight, kinda play it cool and spend about 20min talking to her, the other 2hrs with other dancers. I walk her out, she says "so are you going to give me a hug, orrrr" I just go right up to her and give her a quick kiss and smile, say goodnight. Another 3hr late convo afterwards.

This is were it gets flackey

Sat - She's texting me sweet nothings all day, says she's off work and wants to make time to see me. I plan a date to Dave n Busters (grown-up type arcades, bar n billiards), then she said she likes titty bars, so afterwards we would head there till last call. So Dave n Busters was sweet, she was fun, couple things I noticed though, she did alot of immature things to test my jealousy (txt'n, talked about ex's, etc). Obviously I just went along with the game and blew it off.

- She wanted to drive separate the whole time hopping around, she knew I wasn't a serial killer. wtf??
- She would get close distance to me but then pushed me away or backed off when i'd touch or try to hold her
- When she saw me on my phone she would claim I was talking to girls but got upset when I called her out on it
- When I went to the bathroom she would accuse me of blowing coke (wtf?), constantly saying I was on drugs or something (I obv wasn't)
- We went to the strip club, she was hawking me when i'd talk to the dancers, even gave me lip about it. But insisted she wanted to go there
- She had 5 drinks within one hour, fast, could hold her liquor and then seemed like a completely different person, very short tempered/accusing.
- She got pissed that I wanted to play pool with another guy who asked me, she felt left out but didn't want to play when asked.
- The only time she started getting close to me was when I laid the line down and burned her for her jealousy issues. So her compassion was almost forced.

At the end of the night, I was upset at how things went diff then I thought they would. The girl was a totally hottie, fun as hell but I could we would never work. Basically were very alike (stubborn, dominant, alpha, clingy, witty, sarcastic) but she wants something in a guy that I wouldn't be, a drama filled boyfriend. I wanted her to be a compassionate gal, who didn't play games, basically a summer romance. Unfortunately, she had a 10ft wall of close contact, it would of taken me weeks to hit that, so I had to end it because there was no relationship.

At the end of the night walking to the car, we started kissing. Asked her if she wanted to chill more, she said no i'm going home. I looked at her though and said "this is where we split, lets be friends, we both know it won't work. She was sad "why, why, why, I don't get it". She didn't really seem to sincere though, almost like it didn't matter.

About 10 min later after we left she called me, music blasting in the background "hey hey hey, watsup watsup" She was at a friends house within minutes after saying goodnight, all happy. I was like "wtf, are u trying to prove something". She hangs up calls me back at 5-6am all "heyyyyyyyy why you seem so upset???" .... *get ready for a run-on* I'm like why would u go out with me all night, drive seperate, accuse me of doing douchebag boyfriend shit, not even get really close to me, then makeout with me when i'm saying goodbye, tell me your going home, then admittedly calling me from ur friends house w/music blastin like your rubbin it in my face that ur friends are more important than the guy that took you out? To top it off call me 3hrs later at 5-6am to ask me why i'm all confused/pissed. So I go off, "look, i'm not into you, I feel like i'm walking on glass around you, I can't even touch u in public but you'll slice my head off if a girl looks at me" So I hang up, next morning I apologize for being harsh and I notice she deleted me from her Facebook. lol


What the FUCK am I missing here? This girl is WACK, I just want to know what's her deal. I've never met a chick with so many issues. Does she like me? Does she have mad baggage? Was she using me? Prude? Immature? All of the above probably. But what's the motive, why would she even go out with me in the first place and what were the reasons for some of her actions you think?
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jesus christ, just find another girl to take your virginity.
 
Check it out buddy. I've been around strip clubs most of my life ( my family owns one). Girls like her aren't looking for anything long term or emotional. What I've learned is if you treat girls (like her), like shit as if you don't care about them they flip right over for you because that's usually how they were treated at a younger age. Daddy wasn't there or male maulested them or that's what they saw mommy doing. I know it sounds bad and I mean no disrespect towards women but insecure girls like her feel different when treated in certain ways. I don't know exactly why they're like that but I'd stay away unless you wanted a crazy night if you hit it. Most girls like her get pretty damn crazy, but it's not always worth it. And wrap it up!!!
 
lambruh needs advice on how to make this chick sweat him hard and wanna bang him; everyone posting about don't date a stripper blah blah is wasting everyone's time.

all i can say is that everytime you get upset at shit she pulls you lose points, and everytime you don't give a fuck and enjoy yourself you gain points. she is looking for a guy solid enough to handle her mess of emotions without losing composure. if you can weather the storm and laugh i think she'll surrender to you fully
 
I'm thinking either - trainwreck, or she's got him where she wants him and is playing headgames - taking control of the situation. If that's the case, she's gotten a good start.
 
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hey bro.

you ever read this book?

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and looks like we both survived our first round of the bet
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I havn't, to be honest those 2001-2005 years were my least appealing time of the NBA, with LA, the Sacremento crap. I never really followed to much on the Donaghy acusations, I should.

I was always intrigued on Jordan's 1st retiring, gambling problem and his dad getting murdered. The conspiracies.

Some cool stories on 90's Bulls I read the other day: Great stories about Michael Jordan, Scottie Pippen and the Chicago Bulls by Johnny Bach - DSY's posterous
 
So it went even better then I planned

She called me outta no where "hey can me and my friend come swimming at your condo's". So obv I said fuck yah cus I'd have an excuse to get my social value up with other neighborhood hotties around the pool. You'd think she'd bring a nasty looking chubby with her, right? Nope, her best friend, hispanic, huge rack, doesn't even weight 105lbs, even more my type. So the whole time i'm just chatting with her friend and making her laugh because it would be killing two birds with one stone that way. So far: 1. I've introduced her to the nice complex I live in (18-20yo think it's so cool to have a balcony and vaulted ceilings?), i've met her hot friend, showed off the physique and now i've gotten the original girl even more jealous and eager to score.

That night, I picked her friend up and went up to the club to give the original blondie some work company. Well she couldn't talk too long because it was pumpin with bro's coming in and out, so the Latina friend and I started having a good time with the dancers. And go figure "I use to dance up at blah blah blah" so as expected, what would you say "okay prove it". Her friend lifts her skirt up and starts giving me the best lap dance EVER. She was wearing a tight short dress and now it was looking like a tube top with my hands on her cans. Licking my ear, dead sober and telling me "don't tell Ezzy". Obviously at this point I don't even care about the original girl. Her friend and I left at seperate times early to give the blondie the impression we weren't going somewhere else together. Wrong, we went to a dance club, after went back to my pool that night, hopped the fence and skinny dipped it like 14yo's at 4am. The original girl was blowing our phones up, I was just lol'ng, it was such a unpredicted revenge. 2days since, i'm still talking to the blonde ID checker, were going out this wknd, she has no idea I boned her friend. Funny thing is her friend didn't ask me for her number or facebook or anything, she banged me in a pool and left. Hopefully the chlorine kept her twat sanitized from std's
 
Yeah man she ain't gonna settle, she has teen rabid's in her system. I would just refrain from dating her as cool as she seems. Who knows I've seen tons of gold diggers do that, or just plain immature chicks.
 
Sounds like fun, me being single is trouble. I need to have a nice girl or I'm bound for trouble. I had so many girls touch my back because of my Tattoo the other day that I just stopped turning around, lol. (I can tell they were still girls from their voices)
 
Lambruh said:
So it went even better then I planned

She called me outta no where "hey can me and my friend come swimming at your condo's". So obv I said fuck yah cus I'd have an excuse to get my social value up with other neighborhood hotties around the pool. You'd think she'd bring a nasty looking chubby with her, right? Nope, her best friend, hispanic, huge rack, doesn't even weight 105lbs, even more my type. So the whole time i'm just chatting with her friend and making her laugh because it would be killing two birds with one stone that way. So far: 1. I've introduced her to the nice complex I live in (18-20yo think it's so cool to have a balcony and vaulted ceilings?), i've met her hot friend, showed off the physique and now i've gotten the original girl even more jealous and eager to score.

That night, I picked her friend up and went up to the club to give the original blondie some work company. Well she couldn't talk too long because it was pumpin with bro's coming in and out, so the Latina friend and I started having a good time with the dancers. And go figure "I use to dance up at blah blah blah" so as expected, what would you say "okay prove it". Her friend lifts her skirt up and starts giving me the best lap dance EVER. She was wearing a tight short dress and now it was looking like a tube top with my hands on her cans. Licking my ear, dead sober and telling me "don't tell Ezzy". Obviously at this point I don't even care about the original girl. Her friend and I left at seperate times early to give the blondie the impression we weren't going somewhere else together. Wrong, we went to a dance club, after went back to my pool that night, hopped the fence and skinny dipped it like 14yo's at 4am. The original girl was blowing our phones up, I was just lol'ng, it was such a unpredicted revenge. 2days since, i'm still talking to the blonde ID checker, were going out this wknd, she has no idea I boned her friend. Funny thing is her friend didn't ask me for her number or facebook or anything, she banged me in a pool and left. Hopefully the chlorine kept her twat sanitized from std's
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LOL

*clap* *clap*

bravo ngr
 
Lambruh said:
So it went even better then I planned

She called me outta no where "hey can me and my friend come swimming at your condo's". So obv I said fuck yah cus I'd have an excuse to get my social value up with other neighborhood hotties around the pool. You'd think she'd bring a nasty looking chubby with her, right? Nope, her best friend, hispanic, huge rack, doesn't even weight 105lbs, even more my type. So the whole time i'm just chatting with her friend and making her laugh because it would be killing two birds with one stone that way. So far: 1. I've introduced her to the nice complex I live in (18-20yo think it's so cool to have a balcony and vaulted ceilings?), i've met her hot friend, showed off the physique and now i've gotten the original girl even more jealous and eager to score.

That night, I picked her friend up and went up to the club to give the original blondie some work company. Well she couldn't talk too long because it was pumpin with bro's coming in and out, so the Latina friend and I started having a good time with the dancers. And go figure "I use to dance up at blah blah blah" so as expected, what would you say "okay prove it". Her friend lifts her skirt up and starts giving me the best lap dance EVER. She was wearing a tight short dress and now it was looking like a tube top with my hands on her cans. Licking my ear, dead sober and telling me "don't tell Ezzy". Obviously at this point I don't even care about the original girl. Her friend and I left at seperate times early to give the blondie the impression we weren't going somewhere else together. Wrong, we went to a dance club, after went back to my pool that night, hopped the fence and skinny dipped it like 14yo's at 4am. The original girl was blowing our phones up, I was just lol'ng, it was such a unpredicted revenge. 2days since, i'm still talking to the blonde ID checker, were going out this wknd, she has no idea I boned her friend. Funny thing is her friend didn't ask me for her number or facebook or anything, she banged me in a pool and left. Hopefully the chlorine kept her twat sanitized from std's
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Nice result.

I think you'll find that's cheque mate.
 
I like the blonde though, she's a real badass chick. It's something different

But when she tries pulling that ghetto trash bullshit on me again (which obv she will), I have the ultimate KO

1. I'm going to use the restroom
2. Walk out on the $50+ tab
3. She'll have no ride home
4. Txt "You should of came swimming with Anna and I after work Saturday"
5. Block number
6. Block facebook

Winning
 
Lambruh said:
I like the blonde though, she's a real badass chick. It's something different

But when she tries pulling that ghetto trash bullshit on me again (which obv she will), I have the ultimate KO

1. I'm going to use the restroom
2. Walk out on the $50+ tab
3. She'll have no ride home
4. Txt "You should of came swimming with Anna and I after work Saturday"
5. Block number
6. Block facebook

Winning
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Sounds like a plan FTW!

Pictures of Anna or it didn't happen...
 
Lambruh said:
I like the blonde though, she's a real badass chick. It's something different

But when she tries pulling that ghetto trash bullshit on me again (which obv she will), I have the ultimate KO

1. I'm going to use the restroom
2. Walk out on the $50+ tab
3. She'll have no ride home
4. Txt "You should have came swimming with Anna and I after work Saturday"
5. Block number
6. Block facebook

Winning
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Fixed.

Just playin, broski.

BTW, you can always post pictures and then I can delete them for you ;)
 
lol they don't make waterproof droids yet, I already was kicked out one club for voyeur creepin on the cell hahaha


and Nefs, 12 noon deadline tomorra on those (waits for JunkMunk to quote)
 
Lumberg said:
Lanbruh you're like Jekyll and Hyde. You start out SWV and end up pimp. What changed?
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Just the approach, that first chick I wasn't prepared and the signals were out of this world. Immature nutzo's like that there's no price, dicksize or game in the world that can get them in bed the first round. She's a door girl at a titty bar, she's obv seen it all. Im just indirectly fucking with her (Only respond to 1 of her 3 tests, say you'll call right back - dont, just bury their ego and raise yours), this is the only known technique

She's positioned perfect now, even if her best friend gives her any insight we possibly banged (which I hope). A stage 4 psycho, what do you think she'll REALLY try to do next time we hang?
 
Lambruh said:
lol they don't make waterproof droids yet, I already was kicked out one club for voyeur creepin on the cell hahaha


and Nefs, 12 noon deadline tomorra on those (waits for JunkMunk to quote)
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I got ya....and I'll delete it from anyone who quotes, too.
 
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