ASShole Hair... to trim or not to trim

[***]

i'm going to see a proctologist. should i shave/ trim my ass hair before i go? it's a jungle in there, but i figure if i'm going to give him the pleasure of sticking his finger inside my hole and tickle my prostate i can leave it as is and scare him a little bit...

 

[HappyScrappy]

I'll bet he has never ever ever seen hair on an ass before.

 

[jesus 2]

 

[vinylgroover]

I'm sure Dr.Jellyfinger will appreciate a smooth entry. The hair isn't so much the problem, it's the shit dags caught up in the hair that make it unsightly.

 

[***]

I'm sure Dr.Jellyfinger will appreciate a smooth entry. The hair isn't so much the problem, it's the shit dags caught up in the hair that make it unsightly.

yeah i've been advised to take a fleet enema before the exam, but fuck that. i'm not goin to spend $50 on an enema kit just so my proctologist can avoid the shit flakes on his finger when he pulls out... but then again maybe he likes that kind of stuff....

 

[mylife]

will a mod please move this thread to the elite between the cheeks forum.

 

[Puddles]

will a mod please move this thread to the elite between the cheeks forum.

 

[vinylgroover]

Remember to tick the box in your release form where it says 'do you wish your doctor remove all his/her finger jewellery prior to performing procedure'

 

[sigweed]

i dunno, it might be kinda weird while you're bending over, thinking about how the doctor must have images of you trying to trim your asshole hairs while he's playing prostate hockey in your poop shoot.
then again maybe not.

 

[supersizeme]

don't trim it. in fact, shave some of the hair off the top of your head and tape it onto your ass.

 

[HappyScrappy]

shave it.
and then as you bend over, revealing your glory hole to him, whisper "I made it all smooth for you"
then make moaning sounds as he enters you.

afterwards, try to tip him $5

 

[Frackal]

bwhahaaaa hs

 

[dick tater]

You should trim an intricate design in the ass hair. He will be impressed.

 

[TheProject]

shave it.
and then as you bend over, revealing your glory hole to him, whisper "I made it all smooth for you"
then make moaning sounds as he enters you.

afterwards, try to tip him $5

 

[Alex Cross]

Start to worry if you turn around and he's pullin hair's out of his teeth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Bwaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahaha

A/C

 

[TheStromba]

Remember to tick the box in your release form where it says 'do you wish your doctor remove all his/her finger jewellery prior to performing procedure'

OUCH !!!

 

[Racer-X99]

Remember to tick the box in your release form where it says 'do you wish your doctor remove all his/her finger jewellery prior to performing procedure'

LOL

Are you male or female (original poster)? I have never seen a guys a-hole up close, but I am surprised how some women have some hair back there. That has been surprising to me over the last few years.

 

[HaroldSparrow]

yeah i've been advised to take a fleet enema before the exam, but fuck that. i'm not goin to spend $50 on an enema kit just so my proctologist can avoid the shit flakes on his finger when he pulls out... but then again maybe he likes that kind of stuff....

hey man i was in the same dilemma the other day, just like you. I had me an apointment to go see a butt doctor and he was also a nose doctor so he was going to look at my butt and nose both. I tricked him by taking the boogers out my nose and putting them in my butthare and taking the turds from my butt and sticking them in my nose. he spread my cheecks and saw boogers, i told him i had to sneeze and then i farted in his face. Then he went to look at my nose thinking it was my butt. I sneezed and shit went flying out onto his gyroscope then he went and told everyone what i did to him and i got in trouble. hope this helps.