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Are you metrosexual? And if you are...
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True true. I was hoping for AAP to pipe in. (The avatar w/the thinking white statue.) He seems openly GAAAAY! Love that word. So full of cheer and happiness.
True true. I was hoping for AAP to pipe in. (The avatar w/the thinking white statue.) He seems openly GAAAAY! Love that word. So full of cheer and happiness.
lol... yeah, that's AAP... cheerful and happy!
True true. I was hoping for AAP to pipe in. (The avatar w/the thinking white statue.) He seems openly GAAAAY! Love that word. So full of cheer and happiness.
lololo gayass noob alert
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depends on where u are from. in chicago i would always go to the barber get my hair all straight. eyebros done spiky hair ect. dry cleaned button ups ironed jeans. thats just how people roll. in arkansas id prob be called gay. i just wear tshirts down here and put a little bit of gel in my hair after i get out of the shower so it drys with some style.
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Yeah, and if you did the Chicago thing in AK would you get all offended if the guys/gals ribbed you about being gay? No- right? B/c it's just a joke!
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I'll admit it was my subconscience that ripped the joke like a bad fart. I fear for either of these 2 options. He's too perfect! There has to be something wrong! LOL!
They only met ONCE and they are planning marriage. Yes, my friend is a loving person and will be very devoted to his needs. Oh! I forgot the other traits!
He's submissive to her. She say's, "I like to be the boss and there's a new sheriff in town." and he says. "I'm fine with that." He will be the guy carrying her shopping bags w/o 1 complaint. He likes shopping too. - metro...
He's layed back and nothing gay about that. But, she can be very biting and a spitfire. Opposite attract in this case. Will be a complimentary relationship if he can stand her eruptions.
He looks very young for his age- more late late 20s and early 30s. He culd have any younger chicky. But, he loves her for the shared values and her economic responsibleness and her humour. (Though it's dried up on the gay issue.) She won't spend his money like a gold digger. She is beautiful though she looks older than he. She's fluffy in the middle though and nowhere near his level of fitness.
This is hard. I don't want to put her down- she's a catch too. But, one could say he could have gotten any young thing. But, he didn't want dumb. He's not superficial at all as far as his expectations of her beauty. That's cool. Like I said, this guy is sooo nice and good. It's hard to believe a unicorn like him exists in today's world. That's why the cynical knee jerk comment about him being gay. I even confessed to her that I'm jealous though happy for her at the same time. He's so...PURE!
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Urban Dictionary: metrosexual
ROTFL at some of these definitions.-and there are many submissions! The ones that fit him:
1. You just can't walk past a Banana Republic store without making a purchase. (the jeans anyway)
A straight guy who’s so cool, smart, attractive, stylish, and cultured, that everyone thinks he’s gay. But he’s so secure in his masculinity that he doesn’t care. (NOT him)
Famous metrosexuals include Ewan McGregor, Damon Albarn, and Jarvis Cocker.
strait guys who are mistaken for being gay because of their fashion sense and hygene habits.
A normally straight male who possesses qualities of a gay male without being attracted to men. A metro often appreciates the finer things in life and enjoys making himself look good; be it through styling his hair or wearing fashionable clothes.
I LIKE THIS ONE:
A man who understands that women do not enjoy a smelly, dirty, nasty, sick, womanizing, egotistical, red-neck and wants to make themself look and feel good. Also understands that you can love having sex with women, and look/smell good at the same time.
Red-necks should take metro-sexuals advice and wash their body more than once a week so they can get a girl with more than one tooth.
THIS ONE IS FOR YOU EF GUYS:
A metrosexual is a young, good looking urban male who takes care of his appearance from head to toe by bodybuilding, styling his hair, waxing his brows, using lotions, wearing perfume and has even considered plastic surgery. He has a keen interest in fashion, cooking, brand names, interior decorating, nice cars, especially convertibles. He's sociable, charming and always finds success with women. (Is this true?) But he can be vain, ego-centric, emotional, overdramatic, jealous and nit-picky.
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What's so insulting about being teased of this?? She has no exposure to these "labels" so she's taking offense to something that should be a compliment. As Rachel says, she prefers them. What's not to like? The phrase was coined to let guys OFF THE HOOK who like to look good and take extra care of themselves and makes it okay for them to like fashion and cooking etc.... I LOVE this label!
ROTFL at some of these definitions.-and there are many submissions! The ones that fit him:
1. You just can't walk past a Banana Republic store without making a purchase. (the jeans anyway)
A straight guy who’s so cool, smart, attractive, stylish, and cultured, that everyone thinks he’s gay. But he’s so secure in his masculinity that he doesn’t care. (NOT him)
Famous metrosexuals include Ewan McGregor, Damon Albarn, and Jarvis Cocker.
strait guys who are mistaken for being gay because of their fashion sense and hygene habits.
A normally straight male who possesses qualities of a gay male without being attracted to men. A metro often appreciates the finer things in life and enjoys making himself look good; be it through styling his hair or wearing fashionable clothes.
I LIKE THIS ONE:
A man who understands that women do not enjoy a smelly, dirty, nasty, sick, womanizing, egotistical, red-neck and wants to make themself look and feel good. Also understands that you can love having sex with women, and look/smell good at the same time.
Red-necks should take metro-sexuals advice and wash their body more than once a week so they can get a girl with more than one tooth.
THIS ONE IS FOR YOU EF GUYS:
A metrosexual is a young, good looking urban male who takes care of his appearance from head to toe by bodybuilding, styling his hair, waxing his brows, using lotions, wearing perfume and has even considered plastic surgery. He has a keen interest in fashion, cooking, brand names, interior decorating, nice cars, especially convertibles. He's sociable, charming and always finds success with women. (Is this true?) But he can be vain, ego-centric, emotional, overdramatic, jealous and nit-picky.
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What's so insulting about being teased of this?? She has no exposure to these "labels" so she's taking offense to something that should be a compliment. As Rachel says, she prefers them. What's not to like? The phrase was coined to let guys OFF THE HOOK who like to look good and take extra care of themselves and makes it okay for them to like fashion and cooking etc.... I LOVE this label!
Yup a true metro dude gets his eyebrow waxed, manicure and take longer if not equal amounts of time to get ready as a woman. Dressing well and having style doesn't make a metro in my books.
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