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Are you metrosexual and if you are, are you used to being accused you're gAE? Do you just laugh it off knowing you are scoring chics with that gAE style of yours so who cares what people think or do you get offended?

I offended my friend and her bf b/c I indirectly teased that her boyfriend's profile is very gAE.

He's mid 40's, never been married, no kids, only a handful of serious girlfriends .
He's a successful banker, nice $50k car. He dresses well, gets his clothes taylored.
He's decently handsome, not shy, fit.
He's okay with not having sex until marriage.
He has strict morals, being a conservative non-Westerner.
She claims he has no problems getting hard and is passionate.
They've only met for 1 week as they met online and they just skype everyday. They will be engaged to be married soon- is their plan.

When she read off the list and said "Yeah, people would wonder why he's still available." I chimed in and said most people would say "He's GAE!"- LOL. I thought it was funny.

She told me to NEVER bring it up again and that it was inappropriate and he didn't appreciate the comment either.

I tried to make things better, but only made things worse a few days later when I said. "Okay, he's not gAE, but he's definately metrosexual." She said, "What's that?" I said, "A straight guy who does things like a gAE guy as far as knowing how to dress, take care of himself, and..." She cut me off and said "I gotta go!" Haven't heard from her since. She'll forgive and forget as avoidance is how she deals with things vs talk them out. Still SHEESH.

Who here would NOT think his profile is sort of well...."gAE!"? Or, at least metrosexual.

Yes, there are guys like this, but they are SO rare most of us cynics have a hard time believing they exist: men who are handsome, fit, sweet, successful, respectful, moral, who haven't slept around, who are willing to "wait", etc... He's a rare one...

ADDITION TO THE OP:

I'm realizing there's really more to the original list in the OP. I should edit it. The OP list was what we were talking about when I popped the joke. The rest of the list is what my subconscience was gathering and that should explain better where my joke jumped out from:
- his going back to the mall to buy Banana Republic jeans for $70- he can afford it and willingness to just go shopping the whole time when they go on trip
-his totally willing to be her b*tch (He's fine with her being "the new sheriff in town") and calling all the shots
-his willing to NOT even go to 2nd base. His response to that: "As you wish." -JUST like Princess Bride. He walked out of a fairy tale!
-his NOT wanting to even let HER talk dirty to him. She tried and he said they hadn't even met yet. They met and she tried again and he says "I don't want to talk like that. I LOVE you and respect you."

I don't want to push the point that he's gay and though I think he's at least quite a bit Metro, he's really such a PURE guy. And b/c he's so pure she's protecting him like a child and neither can take a joke on this topic. Just saying where my joke jumped out from- all this in the BIG picture. This guy is so PURE he's a unicorn and now I'm convinced they exist if a guy like this exists too. :rainbow:
 
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There's nothing wrong with being a metrosexual -- or gay for that matter. A lot of people find it appealing. People just need to be who they're comfortable being and accept others for who they are. In other words: be themselves and live and let live. There are more important things to worry about.
 
superdave said:
Nothing about his profile is really gai.

Its probably best you dont talk anymore.
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Really? Who agrees with Dave? Then what IS gAE to you Dave? Yeah, people like this exist, but they're rare and quirky.

I have the sense of humour of a gaE guy b/c I lived with one and hung around his friends so much that I get their humour. I forget others don't. I have a good gaydar as a result and I knew all along one of our dance buddies was of that swing and she had NO idea. She's conservative though so she's in denial that gAE people even really exist. She was shocked when I told her he now has a fiance (no extra e).

I won't bring it up anymore with her, but when I chatted about it w/another mutual friend I wasn't the only one who got that sort of impression. So, it's not just me. Besides, I tried to tell her I didn't think HE was gaE, just the profile, but she wouldn't let me finish- Ms. Avoider that she is. This is a woman who is protecting him viciously yet has cussed and told crass jokes around my young kids- things she's NOT conservative about. He's not the Angel Gabriel or a child. She's overprotective. It was just a frickin' side comment! She's lost her sense of humour now that's she's found Mr. Goodbar- literally a good guy. Happy for her. Just wish she'd take a joke.
 
Here's my take on his profile:

Underwraps said:
He's mid 40's, never been married, no kids, only a handful of serious girlfriends . He's had serious girlfriends, but didn't marry any of them.
He's a successful banker, nice $50k car. He dresses well, gets his clothes taylored. His career is not gay. neither is having an expensive car. most successful men dress well, so this all fits with success, not gayness.
He's decently handsome, not shy, fit. Being handsome means he's lucky. not gay.
He's okay with not having sex until marriage. A little odd, except next you say he's very conservative and moral. so not odd or gay.
He has strict morals, being a conservative non-Westerner.
She claims he has no problems getting hard and is passionate. Obviously not gay at all.
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sorry, I don't really see him as gay. or gai. or gAE (??). barely even metrosexual, except for the nice clothes.
 
legendz said:
There's nothing wrong with being a metrosexual -- or gay for that matter. A lot of people find it appealing. People just need to be who they're comfortable being and accept others for who they are. In other words: be themselves and live and let live. There are more important things to worry about.
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This is not an anti-gay thread- just the opposite. I have another friend who has a bf of a very similar profile. The difference is this guy DID succumb to temptation- then had to make penance. LOL. And, he admitted people say he has "feminine qualitities" and his attitude is "So what?". THAT'S a straight guy who is comfortable w/his way of being. I love that attitude.

In the gAE world, the more prickly you are about being told you're gAEish, the more you likely have insecurities about your sexuality. People could say I'M gAE for having hung around my gay friends in college and I'd just laugh b/c I have NO insecurity about it.

People who can't take a gAE joke are more likely to have issues...
 
lol

i had a redneck ask a friend if i had teh geigh cause i refused the watered down piss beer they were drinking and wasnt interested in talkin about the yankees.. it was amusing, all the girls at that party/whatever were on my side of the room.

im intellectual and have style, im conscious of how i look/dress, smell good (not like cologne) and im well groomed. people who mistake that for geigh are probably slobs or closet mo's.
 
cryptosporidium said:
lol

i had a redneck ask a friend if i had teh geigh cause i refused the watered down piss beer they were drinking and wasnt interested in talkin about the yankees.. it was amusing, all the girls at that party/whatever were on my side of the room.

im intellectual and have style, im conscious of how i look/dress, smell good (not like cologne) and im well groomed. people who mistake that for geigh are probably slobs or closet mo's.
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And you're not offended right? You're like. "Hah, whatever! I'm going to bang this chicky here next to me with my gay ways..." THAT'S sexual security- not getting all "offended" at how my joke is "inappropriate".
 
bino said:
People always think i'm gai cause i like unicorns and stuff.
But they never call me it to my face cause i'm 6'19" 384.
signed,
omega?
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lol @ 6'19
 
stilleto said:
Here's my take on his profile:



sorry, I don't really see him as gay. or gai. or gAE (??). barely even metrosexual, except for the nice clothes.
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Yeah, in the end he was just a picky guy who was waiting for the right one. I was just joking with a shoot from the hip kind of comment from the cynical perspective of a bunch of single frustrated women who can't find a good man- like a scene in Sex in the City. It wasn't meant to say he absolutely was. Just that the odds of a man of his profile still being single MUST mean something is up- like being gay.

It was a knee jerk comment- that's all. Not something I labored over. Still, she can't find ANY humour in it at all.
 
Underwraps said:
Yeah, in the end he was just a picky guy who was waiting for the right one. I was just joking with a shoot from the hip kind of comment from the cynical perspective of a bunch of single frustrated women who can't find a good man- like a scene in Sex in the City. It wasn't meant to say he absolutely was. Just that the odds of a man of his profile still being single MUST mean something is up- like being gay.

It was a knee jerk comment- that's all. Not something I labored over. Still, she can't find ANY humour in it at all.
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maybe she was offended because you're married, not single. I can imagine that someone who is about to marry a guy might not think it's funny when someone calls him gay, but it sounds like she took you too seriously.
 
bino said:
People always think i'm gai cause i like unicorns and stuff.
But they never call me it to my face cause i'm 6'19" 384.
signed,
omega?
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He's talking about me cuz I asked about the "BI" in Bino and why he had so many rainbow and unicorn pics. He's playing hard to figure out. Keeps it fun for me. heh heh. Ah, my BI (male) college FWB....fun times.
 
stilleto said:
maybe she was offended because you're married, not single. I can imagine that someone who is about to marry a guy might not think it's funny when someone calls him gay, but it sounds like she took you too seriously.
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Yeah, she's head over heels and very protective of him which I get. Still, this is the same woman I had to reign in for making crude jokes and using cuss words around my kids so she's being hypocritical right now for my inappropriateness when she's constantly INappropriate when it pleases her to be. I just think we're even now, but blind in love means blind to a lot of other things too.
 
i dont care what dudes think about me. its not insulting cause theres nothing to it.

i subscribe to the samurai view that a real man balances both the feminine and masculine aspects of their personality.

ultra macho guys secretly want butt raep.
 
I think you've approached it from the wrong angle. Men that I think of that are "metrosexual" (which I prefer over non-metrosexual) are very handsome, charismatic, good with the ladies. Metrosexual and gay are not synonyms.

If you had said - do you think he's gay because he doesn't want to have sex but he's X and X and Y? - that might've made a little more sense. Picking on a fashionable (and passionate?) sexy man that isn't here to defend himself...

well, that's gAE?
 
Rachel...lol said:
I think you've approached it from the wrong angle. Men that I think of that are "metrosexual" (which I prefer over non-metrosexual) are very handsome, charismatic, good with the ladies. Metrosexual and gay are not synonyms.

If you had said - do you think he's gay because he doesn't want to have sex but he's X and X and Y? - that might've made a little more sense. Picking on a fashionable (and passionate?) sexy man that isn't here to defend himself...

well, that's gAE?
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There are really 3 parts to this topic.
1- How I read into a gayish/metrosexual profile. He had to go back to the mall btw to get a $70 pair of jeans he liked at Banana Republic- missed that one. Yes, he's not here to defend himself.
2- My joke was just a joke and she's taking it too seriously.
3- Why is HE offended? That's gay.
 
Underwraps said:
There are really 3 parts to this topic.
1- How I read into a gayish/metrosexual profile. He had to go back to the mall btw to get a $70 pair of jeans he liked at Banana Republic- missed that one. Yes, he's not here to defend himself.
2- My joke was just a joke and she's taking it too seriously.
3- Why is HE offended? That's gay.
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I'm just one for logic - and picking a random person to talk about with a poorly structure/supported argument for a thread - well; you post in C & C you expect to get shit right?

By the way - using "that's gay" as a rebuttal is also not a strategic way to support your counter
 
I usually don't render an opinion of a dude being gay based on obsessive personal hygiene practices or his sense of style

Having frayed pillow ends may however influence my judgment

just sayin'
 
PICK3 said:
I usually don't render an opinion of a dude being gay based on obsessive personal hygiene practices or his sense of style

Having frayed pillow ends may however influence my judgment

just sayin'
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Frayed pillow ends? What's that? Biting at the pillow out of sexual frustration till it's frayed? Can't get a visual. S plain?

Rachel, I merely used your phrasing that my chatting about a guy who can't defend himself is "gay?". Oh, I always find it amusing that only certain people are called on for talking about people who aren't here to defend themselves. Kinda fickle isn't it everyone? Yes, we can't always talke about MEMEME or YOUYOUYOU. It's more interesting to talk about other people in the soup. And, it's not really about HIM anyway. I conceded that he's not neccessarily gay. It was just a shoot from the hip knee jerk comment made like many people would make over that kind of profile: A perfect specifimen of a man who is still single. So, cynical people say Ah! Must be gay! Or, in his case, careful and picky. It was just a jooooke! She's made inappropriate comments in front of my CHILDREN and she's calling ME inappropriate. And, I'm not there to defend myself to HIM. For all I know she said "She thinks' your gay." So, her semantics could have really tarnished my side in his eyes. It's a fair game. I can't defend myself to him and he nor she can't here.

Back to the root questions. Who here is metrosexual and get's bent out of shape if you're teased about being gay?
 
depends on where u are from. in chicago i would always go to the barber get my hair all straight. eyebros done spiky hair ect. dry cleaned button ups ironed jeans. thats just how people roll. in arkansas id prob be called gay. i just wear tshirts down here and put a little bit of gel in my hair after i get out of the shower so it drys with some style.
 
twenty47 said:
depends on where u are from. in chicago i would always go to the barber get my hair all straight. eyebros done spiky hair ect. dry cleaned button ups ironed jeans. thats just how people roll. in arkansas id prob be called gay. i just wear tshirts down here and put a little bit of gel in my hair after i get out of the shower so it drys with some style.
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Yeah, and if you did the Chicago thing in AK would you get all offended if the guys/gals ribbed you about being gay? No- right? B/c it's just a joke!
 
nimbus said:
he doesn't seem metrosexual; he seems like either a closet gay or a serial killer
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I'll admit it was my subconscience that ripped the joke like a bad fart. I fear for either of these 2 options. He's too perfect! There has to be something wrong! LOL!

They only met ONCE and they are planning marriage. Yes, my friend is a loving person and will be very devoted to his needs. Oh! I forgot the other traits!

He's submissive to her. She say's, "I like to be the boss and there's a new sheriff in town." and he says. "I'm fine with that." He will be the guy carrying her shopping bags w/o 1 complaint. He likes shopping too. - metro...

He's layed back and nothing gay about that. But, she can be very biting and a spitfire. Opposite attract in this case. Will be a complimentary relationship if he can stand her eruptions.

He looks very young for his age- more late late 20s and early 30s. He culd have any younger chicky. But, he loves her for the shared values and her economic responsibleness and her humour. (Though it's dried up on the gay issue.) She won't spend his money like a gold digger. She is beautiful though she looks older than he. She's fluffy in the middle though and nowhere near his level of fitness.

This is hard. I don't want to put her down- she's a catch too. But, one could say he could have gotten any young thing. But, he didn't want dumb. He's not superficial at all as far as his expectations of her beauty. That's cool. Like I said, this guy is sooo nice and good. It's hard to believe a unicorn like him exists in today's world. That's why the cynical knee jerk comment about him being gay. I even confessed to her that I'm jealous though happy for her at the same time. He's so...PURE!
 
Urban Dictionary: metrosexual

ROTFL at some of these definitions.-and there are many submissions! The ones that fit him:

1. You just can't walk past a Banana Republic store without making a purchase. (the jeans anyway)

A straight guy who’s so cool, smart, attractive, stylish, and cultured, that everyone thinks he’s gay. But he’s so secure in his masculinity that he doesn’t care. (NOT him)
Famous metrosexuals include Ewan McGregor, Damon Albarn, and Jarvis Cocker.

strait guys who are mistaken for being gay because of their fashion sense and hygene habits.

A normally straight male who possesses qualities of a gay male without being attracted to men. A metro often appreciates the finer things in life and enjoys making himself look good; be it through styling his hair or wearing fashionable clothes.

I LIKE THIS ONE:
A man who understands that women do not enjoy a smelly, dirty, nasty, sick, womanizing, egotistical, red-neck and wants to make themself look and feel good. Also understands that you can love having sex with women, and look/smell good at the same time.
Red-necks should take metro-sexuals advice and wash their body more than once a week so they can get a girl with more than one tooth.

THIS ONE IS FOR YOU EF GUYS:
A metrosexual is a young, good looking urban male who takes care of his appearance from head to toe by bodybuilding, styling his hair, waxing his brows, using lotions, wearing perfume and has even considered plastic surgery. He has a keen interest in fashion, cooking, brand names, interior decorating, nice cars, especially convertibles. He's sociable, charming and always finds success with women. (Is this true?) But he can be vain, ego-centric, emotional, overdramatic, jealous and nit-picky.


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What's so insulting about being teased of this?? She has no exposure to these "labels" so she's taking offense to something that should be a compliment. As Rachel says, she prefers them. What's not to like? The phrase was coined to let guys OFF THE HOOK who like to look good and take extra care of themselves and makes it okay for them to like fashion and cooking etc.... I LOVE this label!
 
stilleto said:
Here's my take on his profile:



sorry, I don't really see him as gay. or gai. or gAE (??). barely even metrosexual, except for the nice clothes.
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Yup a true metro dude gets his eyebrow waxed, manicure and take longer if not equal amounts of time to get ready as a woman. Dressing well and having style doesn't make a metro in my books.
 
I have a chapstick addiction. Does that make me metro?
 
I read as far as mid 40's, never married. Okay with waiting till marriage for sex.



then I laughed out loud and immediately felt bad (for him, not for laughing.)
 
superqt4u2nv said:
Yup a true metro dude gets his eyebrow waxed, manicure and take longer if not equal amounts of time to get ready as a woman. Dressing well and having style doesn't make a metro in my books.
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I'm realizing there's really more to the original list in the OP. I should edit it. The OP list was what we were talking about when I popped the joke. The rest of the list is what my subconscience was gathering-
- his going back to the mall to buy those Banana Republic jeans for $70- he can afford it- and willingness to just go shopping the whole time when they go on trip
-his totally willing to be her b*tch (He's fine with her being "the new sheriff in town") and calling all the shots
-his willing to NOT even go to 2nd base. His response to that: "As you wish." -JUST like Princess Bride. He walked out of a fairy tale!
-his NOT wanting to even let HER talk dirty to him. She tried and he said they hadn't even met yet. They met and she tried again and he says "I don't want to talk like that. I LOVE you and respect you."

I don't want to push the point that he's gay and though I think he's at least quite a bit Metro, he's really such a PURE guy. So, she's protecting him like he's a child and neither can take a gay joke. Just saying where my joke jumped out from- all this in the BIG picture. This guy is so PURE he's a unicorn and now I'm convinced they exist if a guy like this exists too. :rainbow:
 
if he will only kiss her and won't go to '2nd base' or let her talk dirty, how does she know he has no problem getting hard and is passionate, as you said in your first post?


I'm wondering if some of your conclusions about him are maybe just jealousy?
 
nangiggles said:
gay, bi homo, hetero, metro, ubber.... so many labels... jeez....
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Another concern Nan though it's completely out of my control and so I shouldn't waste energy on it... I'm fearing for her that he might be low T. They won't even be going to 2nd base so she's not going to ever find out how well his equipment works or how often he wants it. She still holds the V card and supposedly he doesn't yet both of them are putting their consummation on a pedestal like it's a holy grail. - such a rare and archaic thing. It's sweet, but I hope for them they find they are sexually compatible and have a healthy sex life that fits them. A guy so willing to keep things so PURE is so rare I'm just flabbergasted. - part of the background of why I cracked those jokes.
 
Underwraps said:
Are you metrosexual and if you are, are you used to being accused you're gAE? Do you just laugh it off knowing you are scoring chics with that gAE style of yours so who cares what people think or do you get offended?

I offended my friend and her bf b/c I indirectly teased that her boyfriend's profile is very gAE.

He's mid 40's, never been married, no kids, only a handful of serious girlfriends .
He's a successful banker, nice $50k car. He dresses well, gets his clothes taylored.
He's decently handsome, not shy, fit.
He's okay with not having sex until marriage.
He has strict morals, being a conservative non-Westerner.
She claims he has no problems getting hard and is passionate.
They've only met for 1 week as they met online and they just skype everyday. They will be engaged to be married soon- is their plan.

When she read off the list and said "Yeah, people would wonder why he's still available." I chimed in and said most people would say "He's GAE!"- LOL. I thought it was funny.

She told me to NEVER bring it up again and that it was inappropriate and he didn't appreciate the comment either.

I tried to make things better, but only made things worse a few days later when I said. "Okay, he's not gAE, but he's definately metrosexual." She said, "What's that?" I said, "A straight guy who does things like a gAE guy as far as knowing how to dress, take care of himself, and..." She cut me off and said "I gotta go!" Haven't heard from her since. She'll forgive and forget as avoidance is how she deals with things vs talk them out. Still SHEESH.

Who here would NOT think his profile is sort of well...."gAE!"? Or, at least metrosexual.

Yes, there are guys like this, but they are SO rare most of us cynics have a hard time believing they exist: men who are handsome, fit, sweet, successful, respectful, moral, who haven't slept around, who are willing to "wait", etc... He's a rare one...

ADDITION TO THE OP:

I'm realizing there's really more to the original list in the OP. I should edit it. The OP list was what we were talking about when I popped the joke. The rest of the list is what my subconscience was gathering and that should explain better where my joke jumped out from:
- his going back to the mall to buy Banana Republic jeans for $70- he can afford it and willingness to just go shopping the whole time when they go on trip
-his totally willing to be her b*tch (He's fine with her being "the new sheriff in town") and calling all the shots
-his willing to NOT even go to 2nd base. His response to that: "As you wish." -JUST like Princess Bride. He walked out of a fairy tale!
-his NOT wanting to even let HER talk dirty to him. She tried and he said they hadn't even met yet. They met and she tried again and he says "I don't want to talk like that. I LOVE you and respect you."

I don't want to push the point that he's gay and though I think he's at least quite a bit Metro, he's really such a PURE guy. And b/c he's so pure she's protecting him like a child and neither can take a joke on this topic. Just saying where my joke jumped out from- all this in the BIG picture. This guy is so PURE he's a unicorn and now I'm convinced they exist if a guy like this exists too. :rainbow:
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When you say "Non-westerner", is he a fundamentalist Muslim? If so, that explains his ways, but it also might be a huge danger flag for women who maybe aren't 100% understanding of that cluture, and are possibly about to become his personal property (the way they feel a wife should be).

Charles
 
Underwraps said:
Nice lips and at worst just a bit OC. Very OC if your lips are peeling from so much use so you feel you need to use MORE chapstick.
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You called it on the OC. I have it bad.
 
stilleto said:
if he will only kiss her and won't go to '2nd base' or let her talk dirty, how does she know he has no problem getting hard and is passionate, as you said in your first post?


I'm wondering if some of your conclusions about him are maybe just jealousy?
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That's what she said and I didn't want to pry for details, but she said she "felt" things while making out so I assumed it was the warm gun in the front pocket that she felt- like against her leg. As for the jealousy, I did admit in a previous post her that I told her that I was jealous of her and happy for her, just incredulous at his purity. She found the perfect person for her and it's just sooo perfect it's bazaar.
This guy may single handedly cure me of so much of my cynism! I just wish they can take a joke.
 
dutchman063 said:
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Really? Have your read the updated list? They won't even go to 2nd base and he won't let her talk dirty to him and is fine with letting her boss him around and just go shopping on their entire trip they're planning together. He won't see her nekked until the night of consumation etc....

Still think there are not gay/metro indicators? Seriously?
 
stilleto said:
i think you need to just be happy for your friend, wish her luck, be there for her if it doesn't work out, and focus on your own situation.
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It's b/c of my situation that I'm concerned. Sexual compatiblity is so important. She claims to be a very hot and heavy person -why she wants to at least talk dirty to him, but he is being saintly and she's taking it sweetly. She thinks it's endearing.

Except for kissing (where she got "passionate"), they are going in blind into the sack. He won't get to touch/see her body until the night of consummation. It's like the Victorian age.

Xrider made a good guess about his background based on what I told about him, but no he's not Muslim or Mormon or Christian. He does have Catholic upbringing, but his official religion and culture IRONICALLY is known the world over for it's sexual insights. I hope he at least has studied SOME of what his culture brought to the world.

Anyone got any more guesses? heh heh

When she does come around to talking to me again after she's over her avoidance period (also not a healthy way to deal with uncomfortable situations I think), I won't be cracking jokes like that again, trust me. It sucks feeling like I have to walk on eggshells around her cuz she's sooo ridiculously defensive about him. I'm just going to keep my mouth shut and hope for the best for them.
 
tha joker said:
You called it on the OC. I have it bad.
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LOL! At least you admit it. What did layin back say about your fake humility? I'm going to have him give me my psyche profile like the one you got. It was an interesting read. I get off on how he writes. But, I think people do live and learn. I certainly have.
As for the OC thing and chapped lips. Stay away from chapstick. The best stuff is from the Body Shop made of that African fruit oil. -starts w/an M..... Warning- any guy who walks into the Body Shop is INSTANTLY metro.
 
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Rachel...lol said:
with just your lips - or are you a crazy fucker? Wash your hands hundreds of times daily? Can't walk on the cracks of the sidewalk, etc?
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You were real sweet to me when I first returned but you are swiftly turning into a real bitch.
 
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stilleto said:
something doesn't make sense.

you know what judge judy says...
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Actually, thank you for helping me make my point with the discrepancy issue. The discrepancy is not mine. It's hers. She thinks that making out and feeling his Mr. Happy on her leg (what I am assuming) is enough to know that he is passionate and will have no problems in the sack for the long run. It's very naive, but I won't tread there. She's got me mind controlled to NEVER say anything negative against him.

He's so perfect I asked her to ask him what HE thinks his faults are as how one answers says a lot about themselves. He said "You decide." That was a very slick Matrix-like dodge. He's genious! Mr. Perfect can't find fault with himself either. They both agree he is perfect. I sure hope he's perfect for her- that's all that really matters.

I just wish they could take a joke.... (the whole point of the thread really).
 
tha joker said:
You were real sweet to me when I first returned but you are swiftly turning into a real bitch.
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And BTW - after 'getting to know' you a little bit - I give some sincere props to Myway for making the decision to leave your ass for Jon. You are a piece of shit bipolar son of a bitch that obviously has issues with any woman that doesn't cower in the corner when you speak. I hope to god 'your' child takes after her more than he does you.

And to think I had it out with Angel for no good reason over this interwebs piece of bullshit.
 
Rachel...lol said:
And BTW - after 'getting to know' you a little bit - I give some sincere props to Myway for making the decision to leave your ass for Jon. You are a piece of shit bipolar son of a bitch that obviously has issues with any woman that doesn't cower in the corner when you speak. I hope to god 'your' child takes after her more than he does you.

And to think I had it out with Angel for no good reason over this interwebs piece of bullshit.
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Rachel...lol said:
I know right, I surprised the fuck out of myself with that one.
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now if RS and Plunkey agree to never argue again the self actualization of Elitefitness.com will be complete. but of course I dont want that to ever happen
 
lol @ his name really being Rob xD
@Rach, come on now, u know e-personas are different from IRL people... Im not asking to stop the flame, that's ur perrogative, but I wouldnt go so far as to give myway props... only they know wtf really happened, you of all people know there is always one, two or even 3 sides to a story....
@Joker dont get butt hurt, Rach is like myley cyrus ♫she cant be taimed♪
 
nangiggles said:
lol @ his name really being Rob xD
@Rach, come on now, u know e-personas are different from IRL people... Im not asking to stop the flame, that's ur perrogative, but I wouldnt go so far as to give myway props... only they know wtf really happened, you of all people know there is always one, two or even 3 sides to a story....
@Joker dont get butt hurt, Rach is like myley cyrus ♫she cant be taimed♪
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@nanz - you think I meant that?
 
Rachel...lol said:
And BTW - after 'getting to know' you a little bit - I give some sincere props to Myway for making the decision to leave your ass for Jon. You are a piece of shit bipolar son of a bitch that obviously has issues with any woman that doesn't cower in the corner when you speak. I hope to god 'your' child takes after her more than he does you.

And to think I had it out with Angel for no good reason over this interwebs piece of bullshit.
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Props to myway? I don't know why I didn't expect this from you.
You are both crazy bitches. You both live life through the computer where people look at your pictures, call you cute and kiss your ass. If either one of you tried to live a life away from the computer, people wouldn't be able to stand either one of you for more than a few minutes. Self centered bitches thrive on the internet and they suck at real life. You and myway must be so proud.
 
tha joker said:
Props to myway? I don't know why I didn't expect this from you.
You are both crazy bitches. You both live life through the computer where people look at your pictures, call you cute and kiss your ass. If either one of you tried to live a life away from the computer, people wouldn't be able to stand either one of you for more than a few minutes. Self centered bitches thrive on the internet and they suck at real life. You and myway must be so proud.
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Oh - I'm sorry, I have a Master's level education - probably make three times as much as you do - teach fitness classes in a gym - didn't have my SO leave me and take a kid away from me - and I happen to enjoy talking to people on EF - I have a pretty gratifying life. I have people call me cute and kiss my ass in real life; this is just icing on the cake bitch.
 
tha joker said:
Props to myway? I don't know why I didn't expect this from you.
You are both crazy bitches. You both live life through the computer where people look at your pictures, call you cute and kiss your ass. If either one of you tried to live a life away from the computer, people wouldn't be able to stand either one of you for more than a few minutes. Self centered bitches thrive on the internet and they suck at real life. You and myway must be so proud.
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Dude. I think you are taking this too far. You are bringing your drama and bullshit into every thread now. Lay off calling the women on this forum bitches. You started a pitty thread, people hazed you. Get over it. If you keep going on that way and having a hate war on every woman on here, I'm going to have to give you the boot.
 
Well - I slept on the couch while somebody wet their bed - because he was distraught because your wife was on the phone and clearly made him upset enough to drink himself into oblivion. And now she's the one that is with him. So I slept on the couch - and the woman you had a child with moved away to be with the bed wetter? I'm trying to figure out who is the poor judge of character here.
 
Rachel...lol said:
Oh - I'm sorry, I have a Master's level education - probably make three times as much as you do - teach fitness classes in a gym - didn't have my SO leave me and take a kid away from me - and I happen to enjoy talking to people on EF - I have a pretty gratifying life. I have people call me cute and kiss my ass in real life; this is just icing on the cake bitch.
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That's why you fuck bed wetters that you don't really even like?
I was just a police officer for nine years and a drug recognition expert all after getting a degree. Don't make it sound like you have a Phd and I have a GED.
 
tha joker said:
That's why you fuck bed wetters that you don't really even like?
I was just a police officer for nine years and a drug recognition expert all after getting a degree. Don't make it sound like you have a Phd and I have a GED.
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the only person who makes it seem like u dont even have a GED is urself, u sound ignorant and education doesnt make u better or worse, layinback made it til 9th grade and he's a damn fine bro... probably makes more than all of us combined... not that money makes u any better either. An academic degree doesnt make u educated....
 
nangiggles said:
the only person who makes it seem like u dont even have a GED is urself, u sound ignorant and education doesnt make u better or worse, layinback made it til 9th grade and he's a damn fine bro... probably makes more than all of us combined... not that money makes u any better either. An academic degree doesnt make u educated....
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Does flying around the united states to jump in the sack with bed wetters *you don't even like* make someone educated?
 
tha joker said:
Does flying around the united states to jump in the sack with bed wetters *you don't even like* make someone educated?
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Unlike u I dont give a flying fuck about this because it's not my life and I dont know shit about their life either, I also dont enjoy putting people down to make my sad self feel better though.... I guess we're just different...
 
nangiggles said:
Unlike u I dont give a flying fuck about this because it's not my life and I dont know shit about their life either, I also dont enjoy putting people down to make my sad self feel better though.... I guess we're just different...
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It seems like you along with many others quite enjoy putting me down. It seems like at some point in the early a.m. myway came over,payed everyone off, and they all united against me.
 
tha joker said:
It seems like you along with many others quite enjoy putting me down. It seems like at some point in the early a.m. myway came over,payed everyone off, and they all united against me.
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Dude, at the begining of this thread I actually even tried to stop people from judging u, but u coming in here venting ur shit, saying u repeatedly cheated OBVIOUSLY will make people dislike you, on top of that spreading the same thing on other's people's threads OBVIOUSLY will make people call u out on it and flame you, to cherry coat it u start taking out on Rachel because she called u creepy, first of all she wasnt the only one yet u took it out mostly on her, second of all u ARE being creepy and u fucking know it, so dont come up here acting like a victim when CLEARLY u brought this upon urself.... now ur all butt hurt because people are being "mean to you" stop being a bitch about it, WTF did u think was gonna happen with the behaviour u have been displayin, save face and lay low for a bit and things will go back to normal, just stop talking shit about people and hijacking threads and you'll be ok :)
 
nangiggles said:
Dude, at the begining of this thread I actually even tried to stop people from judging u, but u coming in here venting ur shit, saying u repeatedly cheated OBVIOUSLY will make people dislike you, on top of that spreading the same thing on other's people's threads OBVIOUSLY will make people call u out on it and flame you, to cherry coat it u start taking out on Rachel because she called u creepy, first of all she wasnt the only one yet u took it out mostly on her, second of all u ARE being creepy and u fucking know it, so dont come up here acting like a victim when CLEARLY u brought this upon urself.... now ur all butt hurt because people are being "mean to you" stop being a bitch about it, WTF did u think was gonna happen with the behaviour u have been displayin, save face and lay low for a bit and things will go back to normal, just stop talking shit about people and hijacking threads and you'll be ok :)
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I know it was wrong for me to single her out but it bothered me the most when she said it because she had been sending me several nice PMs and yahoo IMs just a few hours prior to that. It seemed bitchy and it was unexpected.
 
tha joker said:
I know it was wrong for me to single her out but it bothered me the most when she said it because she had been sending me several nice PMs and yahoo IMs just a few hours prior to that. It seemed bitchy and it was unexpected.
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Let's just let this shit blow over... make some new threads of other stuff, tell us more about urself now and not ur past :beers: but not here... not anymore.... poor underwraps hijack :D but she did it many times so we'll just call it even ok girl? :p
 
tha joker said:
I know it was wrong for me to single her out but it bothered me the most when she said it because she had been sending me several nice PMs and yahoo IMs just a few hours prior to that. It seemed bitchy and it was unexpected.
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yahoo IMs? You're out of your fucking mind. Who blatantly lies like this?
 
Rachel...lol said:
Oh - I'm sorry, I have a Master's level education - probably make three times as much as you do - teach fitness classes in a gym - didn't have my SO leave me and take a kid away from me - and I happen to enjoy talking to people on EF - I have a pretty gratifying life. I have people call me cute and kiss my ass in real life; this is just icing on the cake bitch.
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lol

Sorry, but that part doesnt really fit in your rant, especially considering it follows having a Masters and making a shitload of scrilla.
 
Also, carry on. Now that the other thread is locked Im really pulling for this one to take off.
 
75th said:
lol

Sorry, but that part doesnt really fit in your rant, especially considering it follows having a Masters and making a shitload of scrilla.
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insert Sales and Public Relations before the gym stuff - my point being, that my life is gratifying - and there''s a lot more to me than what the asshole says about me.
 
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