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are you having sex tonight?

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depends on how long yankee's sox go for me. She is getting pretty pissed at baseball.
 
:kitty: No or the next night or the next night... its a vicious cycle
 
maybe if Fistina comes over.
 
Dude, I've not whacked it for 3 days now in hopes that I can get some sex tonight and shoot a huge load.

I called the girl and invited her out...told her it was the last day for a while I could hang out.

I sure hope I get some tonight. We'll see if she shows up.
 
alien amp pharm said:
Dude, I've not whacked it for 3 days now in hopes that I can get some sex tonight and shoot a huge load.
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You wern't paying attention in Sex101 were you :smash:
 
alien amp pharm said:
Dude, I've not whacked it for 3 days now in hopes that I can get some sex tonight and shoot a huge load.

I called the girl and invited her out...told her it was the last day for a while I could hang out.

I sure hope I get some tonight. We'll see if she shows up.
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You're going to creme your pants, dude.
 
As of now I've got two choices, one broad who will jump at the opportunity to bone me and another that doesn't want to put out (yet).

The one that will have sex, I've already done every which way but the right way. I only want to use her in an extreme case of emergency, like a 3 month drought. She's not ugly or anything, just gets a little too attached after each session.

The one that hasn't put out, has an insanely busy schedule so I won't have a chance to see until this weekend, if there is room for me on her agenda.

'till then, I must take matters into my own hands, litterally!
 
alien amp pharm said:
Dude, I've not whacked it for 3 days now in hopes that I can get some sex tonight and shoot a huge load.

I called the girl and invited her out...told her it was the last day for a while I could hang out.

I sure hope I get some tonight. We'll see if she shows up.
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get your lube ready
 
LOL@alien

Dude, what is wrong with you.

I thought you said your ex was the virgin in the relationship. Was that a typo?:)
 
alien amp pharm said:
It will make for an interesting thread tommorrow.
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:rolleyes: darlin.... minute men aren't interesting. *hint hint*
 
I'm thru talking to all you no having sex people.



Just kidding.
I'll probably pop a Lortab or something. I can go forever on those things.

I still have to have my huge load money shot though.
 
You are required to make a Lestat-esque thread about it. Even if you tried to touch her boob and she kicks you in the nuts. I want details.
 
alien amp pharm said:
I still have to have my huge load money shot though.
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:FRlol:

If I were Plat that would be in my sig.....LOL
 
Got it this morning at 5am and plan on spackling that ass again tonight. Oh yeah, last night twice...the joys of marriage and steroids!
 
friskygrl2004 said:
:rolleyes: darlin.... minute men aren't interesting. *hint hint*
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every girl I know will say oh its ok ,but really they are laughing at your ass behind your back.

thankfully for me Im not a minute man
 
No sex for me until January, so I have it worse then some. When my husband came home for his 2 week rnr from Iraq in July, I thought he was going to rip me open... I miss that!
 
TheOak01 said:
every girl I know will say oh its ok ,but really they are laughing at your ass behind your back.

thankfully for me Im not a minute man
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I'm more along the lines of..... "You didn't just do what I think you did" followed by get the FUCK outta my bed, I'll take the duty to finish this one myself :chomp:"

......................... Unless of course it was a trademark aap huge load money shot, then he's a keeper ;)


Heres to you, you HUGELOADMONEYSHOTSOPPINGWETVAGINA I salute you :)
 
lol ya I know girls who are like that, but no matter the size of the money shot they are like WTF

AAP,dont be that guy,just service yourself before nooky,she will thank you later
 
friskygrl2004 said:
I'm more along the lines of..... "You didn't just do what I think you did" followed by get the FUCK outta my bed, I'll take the duty to finish this one myself :chomp:"

......................... Unless of course it was a trademark aap huge load money shot, then he's a keeper ;)


Heres to you, you HUGELOADMONEYSHOTSOPPINGWETVAGINA I salute you :)
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Haha. You rule!

:blow:
 
alien amp pharm said:
What kind of cycle is he on, bro?
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LOL, good stuff.

My wife is El Prego right now and she gets hornier than hell for the first trimester or so. As for me, 750mg a week of Enan will cure what ails you! That being said... i have to go hammer some nails into a 2x4. Mofo pops up at the most inopportune times! DOWN BOY!
 
sex is being thrown at me again,but I believe it will result in a pwning because I have feelings for this girl,yet she has none for me, so I will stay in and jerk off to porn,porn never hurts me
 
Maybe later with my hand.
 
AAP, dude, no. Well I don't know maybe you aren't typical, but if you are then you are setting yourself up for being disappointing.

And for my answer: no, hell no, but maybe I can find some sympathetics out there. hmm, i guess i could go down to the country karaoke bar down the street.... Right, well, like I said, not getting any tonight.
 
TheOak01 said:
sex is being thrown at me again,but I believe it will result in a pwning because I have feelings for this girl,yet she has none for me, so I will stay in and jerk off to porn,porn never hurts me
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Thats the smartest thing you have ever said
 
TheOak01 said:
every girl I know will say oh its ok ,but really they are laughing at your ass behind your back.

thankfully for me Im not a minute man
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Although I would certainly prefer longer, it's not so bad if they don't get all flaccid after they cum. As long as they can keep going, I can deal.
 
TheOak01 said:
im on test,im a machine,fucked for a hour last night and blew at the end of it,boo ya
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Congrats!! My husband-on or off a cycle-is the greatest when it comes to control. I never even knew it was possible before him. TMI, I'm sure-but just thought you should know how much women appreciate it:)
 
TheOak01 said:
im on test,im a machine,fucked for a hour last night and blew at the end of it,boo ya
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How much test you on and for how long?

I'm on 250mg/wk and 250iu hcg twice a wk for TRT.(forever) I have all the knowledge and skills that I have learned as a 33yr old man, but the testosterone levels (and sex drive) of an 18 yr old. :p The only problem is I can go all night over and over, and the last few milfs I went out with, wouldnt let me quit. :blow: :horny: :blow: :horny:

Also, aap would be jealous of my load size.
 
TheOak01 said:
he must come to EF and teach aap and the likes the control techniques lol ok and I wanna know to
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Good news, he's already here. But I dare not reveal who he is for fear of upsetting himand thus ruining my wild night of all out hardcore....oops...TMI again. LOL ;)
 
awittyusername said:
How much test you on and for how long?

I'm on 250mg/wk and 250iu hcg twice a wk for TRT.(forever) I have all the knowledge and skills that I have learned as a 33yr old man, but the testosterone levels (and sex drive) of an 18 yr old. :p The only problem is I can go all night over and over, and the last few milfs I went out with, wouldnt let me quit. :blow: :horny: :blow: :horny:

Also, aap would be jealous of my load size.
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100mg eod prop 14 wks,500mg eq 10 weeks I cant service myself enough to make it through the day man sometimes I hate being on
 
The Greatest said:
damn alot of no sex on this board. wheres BBF.
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don't worry i have already taken care of bbf for the night. didn't last very long because i have been very tired and weak due to the medication i have been taking, but we both got off and he came pretty hard. anyways i'll probably let him play with another girl tom if i am not in the mood. as long as i am there. he loves the fact that i like to swing and play with other girls. :busy: :blow: :spatts: :lil k: :three: :licker:
 
annabelletx said:
don't worry i have already taken care of bbf for the night. didn't last very long because i have been very tired and weak due to the medication i have been taking, but we both got off and he came pretty hard. anyways i'll probably let him play with another girl tom if i am not in the mood. as long as i am there. he loves the fact that i like to swing and play with other girls. :busy: :blow: :spatts: :lil k: :three: :licker:
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thanks for that bbf
 
i need some and plan on getting some tonight --- there is no baby around and no interruptions

once he gets home im going to ravage him like he has never had before

its thursday and i havent gotten any since saturday last week.
my tigress instincts are full capacity
 
yum yum i got some


doing the smiling today
:)
 
I hate to sound chipper, but did the hippity dippity last night, the night before, the night before, and the night before... and am going to in a couple of hours. I have never been with a woman before that had a sex drive higher than mine... "I am on test now as well if that tells you anything"

I hate to rub it in for you guys, but she loves to play with all of my little me's and then lick her fingers when I cum on her belly... god I luv it

Whiskey
 
STEPHANIEANDJ said:
No sex for me until January, so I have it worse then some. When my husband came home for his 2 week rnr from Iraq in July, I thought he was going to rip me open... I miss that!
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LOL in the same boat and totally agree!!! Can't wait for that sweet reunion sex!!! Wild and passionant!!!!!!! God i hope he comes home on time!!!!! :p
 
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