Are you a sex god?

[RealDeal]

Buck -- did you read the whole thing?

Hark - the oracle speaks! A bolt of lightening falls from the sky! SHAZAAM! As the smoke clears, the hidden deity in you emerges and is revealed to be:

DIONYSUS, God of Ecstacy.

You are one sex-loving deity! And you sure know how to turn any bedroom into an unforgettable party for two. You are sensual and fun-loving, and you will do just about anything to get some play. You have an insatiable desire for sexual pleasure. You have a young, playful spirit that makes the bedroom your personal playground. Because you are housing a god within you who used orgies as a method of worship, you have no limits to your exploration. Your experimentation and lack of inhibition make your sex life all the more interesting. Your open-mindedness and irrepressible energy allow your sexual energy to keep going and going and going. And when the day is through, you've left a trail of satisfied mortals in your wake.

WOOHOO!!! How about that!

That thing "hits the nail on the head". 'Xcuse me while I go perform my godly acts.

 

[RealDeal]

Read about 'em all here:

http://www.emode.com/emode/tests/god_extra.jsp

LOL! Also the god of Wine & Intoxication...this is a trip!

 

[Test boy]

Test boy is ZEUS, God of Thunder

Ruler of the Gods. Every woman's dream lover. Yup...thats Test boy.

 

[Rex]

I want you, I want you

APOLLO, God of Poetry and Music.

You are the ideal man - basically, a stud. Loved by all, your golden boy charm is enough to drive most women crazy with lust. You are the most wanted of all the deities. Women place you on a pedestal during the day, and dream about you at night. And once you work your godly magic in the bedroom, you've got them hooked for life. You are the hot, smart and charming guy whom all the ladies want to bed. Your inner intelligence, sensual nature and great physique make women happy to oblige any of your requests. Your hot and steamy temperament and the devotion that simmers within you make women swoon. You probably tend to dive passionately into relationships, but you may find that your fiery desire quickly cools. Nevertheless, you leave a trail of satisfied mortals in your wake.

 

[msurfer77]

"Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Eros, the God of Love. Master of romance, you're every woman's dream lover. "

 

[Shrebly]

to all the gods:

I'm fucking your wife right now.


Signed,

NDGA

Ya, ok Bill

 

[Test boy]

Thats right...soon he will be saying that he has his cock up Peaches ass. Well I had peaches last night, they were delicous.

 

[juicemonkey420]

Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Vulcan, the God of Fire. Master of fiery passion, you're every woman's dream lover. To find out all the details of your new godliness, sign up with Emode.

I am the master of fiery passion.

 

[NJFitGuy]

Oh man

Holy shit! You are a horrendous freak in bed. Your paranoia and sadistic tendencies make you the most desired by the ladies.

You are CORPSEUS - God of the Sharp Object

You like to decapitate and skull fuck your partners before actual intercourse, and your willingness to please makes you a hot commodity among women. You have many admirers, but are hesitant to approach them, due to your worries about blood type compatibility. You may want to look into using softer, gentler instruments during sex, like a baseball bat, or a drill.

Dude, hope you don't take this the wrong way (cause I might wind up dead somewhere) but I think you may need to go talk to someone about all that pent-up hostility before you hurt someone.

 

[TN MuscleBear]

Mine:Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Dionysus, the God of Ecstacy. Master of lust and pleasure, you're every woman's dream lover. To find out all the details of your new godliness, sign up with Emode.

OK...not everybody in the fucking universe can be everyone's dream lover....because they're not all clones of MuscleBear....