Are you a sex god?

[satanic goatslayer]

Holy shit! You are a horrendous freak in bed. Your paranoia and sadistic tendencies make you the most desired by the ladies.

You are CORPSEUS - God of the Sharp Object

You like to decapitate and skull fuck your partners before actual intercourse, and your willingness to please makes you a hot commodity among women. You have many admirers, but are hesitant to approach them, due to your worries about blood type compatibility. You may want to look into using softer, gentler instruments during sex, like a baseball bat, or a drill.

 

[Kryp2o]

LMAO !!! @ SG That is a masterpiece !!!

Now to see what mine says . . .

 

[Kryp2o]

Oh yeah . . .

Hark - the oracle speaks! A bolt of lightning falls from the sky! SHAZAAM! As the smoke clears, the hidden deity in you emerges and is revealed to be:

ZEUS, God of Thunder.

Like a ten-megaton bomb, you drop from the sky and into the arms of your lovers. Seduction is not just a simple game for you, it's a way of life. With your handsome looks and masculine charms, you wow the ladies until all resistance has worn away. As ruler of the gods, you like to remain in control of your relationships. From casual discussions to techniques in the bedroom, you like to call the shots. You may have many admirers, but you might tend to fall a little short on some virtues -- such as fidelity. Your mind wanders at the slightest provocation. You have been known to have several women on your mind (and in your bed) at once. But, hey, with such powerful feelings thundering inside, you need to spread your love around, right? What's certain is that once you get busy, your godly nature starts working overtime. As you perform your magic, that special someone will know exactly why they call you a true sex god.

 

[conan69]

what ever this means

Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Ares, the God of War. Master of power and strength, you're every woman's dream lover.

 

[DEI]

I ve been told :


Oh god I should be the one who pay you.

I am sored by so much friction.

Are you cumming soon, cause Im tired and sore?


that is the truth

 

[supergirl]

Re: what ever this means

Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Ares, the God of War. Master of power and strength, you're every woman's dream lover.

DAMN... BOTH CONAN AND BUCK ARE SEX GODS!!!

decisions decisions... i could use a dream lover for sure

 

[cyberflash]

Here's Mine

 

[velvett]

Some many Gods,
So little...


Awwwwwwww screw that


MAKE TIME!

 

[theoak01]

heres what they say about me
Good Heavens! For Outstanding Bedroom Performance, you have been nominated Zeus, the God of Thunder. Charming and popular, you're every woman's dream lover. To find out all the details of you new godliness, sign up with Emode.

 

[SeXKiTTen_CanDy]

A brilliant bolt of lightning descends! SHAZAAM! The oracle has spoken!

The smoke clears to reveal that inside you is a divine being,

the Goddess ATHENA.

You're a powerful woman who knows what she wants and just how to get it. Of all the deities, you come closest to the modern woman. Strong and sensual, you're someone who doesn't shy away from a challenge. In fact, it's precisely the challenge that excites you. You have no tolerance for traditional gender roles, so seduction is your specialty. You probably have no problem being the aggressor, nor do you mind being in control of a relationship. In bed, you might even take the lead and make sure that nothing's over until you are thoroughly satisfied. Your self-confidence and security have allowed you to use your sexuality exactly the way that pleases you. Your lovers undoubtedly sense your inner divinity and worship your ways. You demand and receive respect from whomever you decide to bed. And like a light from the heavens, your partner discovers your true inner nature. Behold, the skies proclaim, here lies a goddess!

Move over! The Legend has Arisen!