Are all women on Elite great in bed?

[Keeters Coober™]

I'm betting alot are boring as hell

 

[Dial_tone]

agreed....for some women distance is their best asset.

 

[SoKlueles]

sigh id hate to have to prove u boys wrong.

 

[powerslave]

sigh id hate to have to prove u boys wrong.

When is it going to sink in. Anytime, anyplace.

 

[Dial_tone]

sigh id hate to have to prove u boys wrong.

I'll need to see pics of this big fat ass you claim to have first.

 

[SoKlueles]

ahhhhhh it just sunk in....lol ur funny

 

[Dial_tone]

I like buttsex with plump booties.....ante up. Talk is cheap.

 

[SoKlueles]

dialtone i have told u i think, my puter sucks..its a windows 95 and i dont have a camera..i did with the ex hubby but he got all that now hes hoing around on it with the stuff...damn him for not letting me have it to ho around

 

[Keeters Coober™]

damn him for not letting me have it to ho around

if it makes you feel better, i'm sure your a better ho

 

[SoKlueles]

thanks....and im not appreciated for it either...thats why i got a windows 95 puter lol

 

[Dial_tone]

If you were lettin the maintenance man hit it you were definitely ho'ing pretty good. Did you get free repairs?

 

[SoKlueles]

golly bum dialtone u dont forget anything...the repairs were part of the agreement with the lease of the apartment....so it didnt matter..i gave him the kitty for nothing

 

[dave smith]

golly bum dialtone u dont forget anything...the repairs were part of the agreement with the lease of the apartment....so it didnt matter..i gave him the kitty for nothing

Sok do you like men that are good with their hands?

 

[dave smith]

Keeter and Sok, you two must be romancing each other using PM's. Have'nt heard from both of you in a while

 

[SoKlueles]

no im here, just no interesting posters replying DAVE lol and i dont PM him lol of course, he chases me

 

[Keeters Coober™]

Keeter and Sok, you two must be romancing each other using PM's. Have'nt heard from both of you in a while

Ya, she's so nice to me I can hardly stand it.

There is your proof So-K, that Dave and I are not co-horts, he doesn't even understand that MILF muff is not Keeter country. I didn't think about the C
section thing, so there is a loophole, but it's not like you can go asking every
MILF who wants to hump if she's had a section or not.

 

[SoKlueles]

well while ur romancing her(cough cough) well as well as you can...you can kiss her tummy and see if she has a scar...its either a c section or u can ask her if shes had her appendix removed....

 

[SoKlueles]

and i still think u 2 are the same person....
and yes dave/keeter i like a man that knows how to use his hands....what woman dont?

 

[dave smith]

and i still think u 2 are the same person....
and yes dave/keeter i like a man that knows how to use his hands....what woman dont?

Like lawnmower repair? if so Carl's right up your alley! No pun intended

 

[SoKlueles]

i use a weedeater

 

[newpump]

DAMNIT get in line guys - I'm going to go for Klue first . I think she needs some proper lovin!

 

[Keeters Coober™]

DAMNIT get in line guys - I'm going to go for Klue first . I think she needs some proper lovin!

dude, i've waited in longer lines when the ice cream truck comes through my neighborhood. speaking of which, haven't seen the dude in a week, i wonder
if he violated parole.

 

[newpump]

dude, i've waited in longer lines when the ice cream truck comes through my neighborhood. speaking of which, haven't seen the dude in a week, i wonder
if he violated parole.

NOW THAT was funny shit Keeter!!

 

[SoKlueles]

dont make him think hes funny newpump lol it dont help us serious posters get honest answers from him

 

[newpump]

Sorry Klue - been a rough week (ex moved out etc etc) so a laugh out loud post like that gets kudos from me .

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

slokulesstits, lets get away.

 

[Werd]

I REALLYsuck.










....really, I do.

 

[Dial_tone]

I REALLYsuck.










....really, I do.

yeah but do you swallow? That's the $64,000 question.

 

[SoKlueles]

slokulesstits, lets get away.

ok where we going? somewhere far far away.......kinda like Chattanooga?

 

[Werd]

yeah but do you swallow? That's the $64,000 question.

Giving head without swallowing is like reading the dinner menu, ordering the food then only being allowed to smell its aroma as you view it sitting on the plate in front of you.







Shit, after reading that I all but convinced myself that I am a guy.

 

[bluepeter]

DAMNIT get in line guys - I'm going to go for Klue first . I think she needs some pooper lovin!

 

[Gymgurl]

I swallow and I have never had anything but good reviews.....hehehe

 

[corythosaurus]

I swallow and I have never had anything but good reviews.....hehehe

Atta girl!

 

[Gymgurl]

Cory....will you come to Michigan so you can testify in my behalf......

 

[corythosaurus]

Cory....will you come to Michigan so you can testify in my behalf......

No testifying will be required. They'll all hear me loud and clear, right after your screams.

 

[Gymgurl]

You will have to help me keep track of all the orgasms so we can prove them wrong on that one also......

 

[corythosaurus]

I can count pretty high!

 

[d3track]

damn

 

[Robert Jan]

Whatever. The very fact one claims to be so damn great in bed is unsexy

 

[Gymgurl]

I don't claim to be good....I just know what I like and what works for most men

 

[Robert Jan]

Sure and thats good but thing is men cum easily, this gets women cocky.

You just sorta have to keep in mind that an orgasm isnt an orgasm. On men some orgasms are almost like a sanitary action, meaning fairly little, while others stay in your memory forever as being absolutely mindblowing sensations that make you incredibly thankful to the person giving it to you.

Of course I dont know and maybe you are fantastic.