Anyone here ever get interrupted by an animal?!

[immortalis]

So my parents have this neighbor who is a fitness freak. She works out virtually every single day. Body is so tight, its stupid... she's always walking around in spandex etc... anyway. She's divorced, out of a bad marraige. Shes in LOVE with her dog. She has a big husky, and i swear she takes him everywhere... he never leaves her side.

She and I become very flirtatious. We start spending a few nights together, and I swear to god this damn dog wont leave us the fuck alone... and obviously i cant just smack the dog and be like GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE cause she basically treats it like its her baby.

I get her in the sack, and shes got these huge mirrors over her headboard covering the entire width of her bed. Ive got her going and im tearin her up doggy-style... oh how the irony... and I swear to god, I see this dog come in the room in the reflection in the mirror. He jumps on the bed and starts lickin my right ass cheek!

WTF!?

So shes face down biting this pillow... im hoping to god she has no idea whats going on behind her...

Im pounding this girl, and dont wanna stop obviously... and dont want to make a scene about this borderline-salad tossing thats occuring... Im basically freaking out not knowing how the fuck to handle the situation. I keep reaching back and grabbing his nose and pushing him away... but he keeps comin back to my right ass cheek!

I mean, did I sit in fuckin salt or peanut butter or somethin?! Jesus Christ...

So finally I thumped him hard as fuck on the nose and he jumped off the bed. I dont think she ever knew.

Anything like this ever happen to any of you guys or girls out there?!

 

[PBR]

Ive never had an animal engage me...however- most single women i meet- have either a cat or dog that will always interrupt...Always.

 

[Gymgurl]

mine just won't get off the bed

 

[immortalis]

I wish SOMEONE could have witnessed me trying to manage the situation... im sure it would have been a fuckin hilarious sight to see. lol

 

[boxerjake]

Oh YA !!!!

I got the shit scared out of me once ... nice tender moment of making out


Next thing i know this fucking igwana comes shooting out from under a pillow , this prick was about 3 feet long and prehistoric as it comes . I pulled out in record time and jumped back off the bed like the headboard just caught fire .

Turns out this dust bunny was her pet and lives under the bed and makes his appearance by sliding up between the headboard and mattress suddenly appearing from under the pillows ...

My performance for the evening was over .....

 

[rnch]

got cockblocked by animals early sunday morning.....woke up to find a cat b/t my legs, on top of the covers...damn thing would not take a subtle hint to leave. when i flipped the covers up and dumped the feline biatch on the floor i got a dirty look from it's owner.....no third time THAT sleep over!

i wanted to drop kick it down the hall way.

 

[javaguru]

My dog is very polite, he leaves the room until the deed is done and then he walks back in.

 

[Sassy69]

I swear my cat smells "sex" and will sit there & stare. Which weirds me out -- the door stays closed.

They get jealous tho because esp if its a single person w/ the animal, they are like family. They aren't normally locked out of all teh action.

My cat doesn't need to know about certain things.

 

[lavarat]

I swear my cat smells "sex" and will sit there & stare. Which weirds me out -- the door stays closed.

They get jealous tho because esp if its a single person w/ the animal, they are like family. They aren't normally locked out of all teh action.

My cat doesn't need to know about certain things.

This is the funniest thread EVER.

I have two birds and they have never licked my ass which makes me really happy.

 

[rnch]

Oh YA !!!!

I got the shit scared out of me once ... nice tender moment of making out


Next thing i know this fucking igwana comes shooting out from under a pillow , this prick was about 3 feet long and prehistoric as it comes . I pulled out in record time and jumped back off the bed like the headboard just caught fire .

Turns out this dust bunny was her pet and lives under the bed and makes his appearance by sliding up between the headboard and mattress suddenly appearing from under the pillows ...

My performance for the evening was over .....

sounds like ET sticking his neck up and out, lololol......it was HER loss, bj.