Anyone ever been to a donkey show?

[UA_Iron]

Think I could convince my gf to go to one while we're down in mexico this weekend?

 

[string_bean00]

I heard they shoot like a gallon of cum

 

[test boy ii]

Good luck with finding one. The Tijuana shows got closed down decades ago.

I will perform.................oh never mind.

 

[UA_Iron]

Good luck with finding one. The Tijuana shows got closed down decades ago.

I will perform.................oh never mind.

and tijuana is the dirty kind of shithole that would allow that kind of thing to happen.

I feel like i'm gonna get shanked in the side a couple times with an icepick and dragged into an alley way and eaten by three-legged dogs and which would then be cut up and sold as taco meat at that place that tastes so fucken good - corona with lime please.

 

[test boy ii]

I can't wait for Mexicans to be driving thier 18 wheelers up here. Damn....driving there is an adrenaline rush without 18 wheelers.

I was doing 80 and most passed me like I was grandma moses.

 

[PBR]

just youngguns here on EF....am i missing anything?

 

[Sub-Zero]

u should buy juices in mejico

 

[redsamurai]

Think I could convince my gf to go to one while we're down in mexico this weekend?

not if you actually want to have sex with her while you're down there...........I couldn't possibly imagine a bigger buzz kill.........really......well..........maybe if a guy was involved....

 

[GoldenDelicious]

funniest line i had from a girl was the other night when i was teasing her about owning a donkey, and asked what his name was, and where she bought her upside down saddle. without missing a beat, the bitch says "his name is Max. Max Pleasure"

i loved her from that moment on

 

[HollywoodSwole]

i was in tijuana back in feb, and we asked the cab driver about it, and he was like, "oh dee donkee, he die"