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anyone else a terrible dancer?

Just buy some old b-boy and breakdance vids. Watch them and feel the groove. Alternatively watch the Dirty Vegas video. It is to purposeful dance what porn is to masturbation.
 
cal said:
i suck, need some moves and shit...

by far the weakest part of my game...

if dancing is really a weak part of your "game" then you are thinking too much. just move to the music
 
Some tips

Dont go out there and spaz out
Dont raise your arms above your waste to midsection
Dont do the 2 step
Dont turn in a circle 360*s

Move to the beat and just chill
 
i can't dance unless fucked up, and then all you have to do my friends is close your eyes and go with the music!!!
 
you can really do whatever you want on the floor as long as you look like you know what you are doing. if you look awkward and shy about it ppl are gonna know you are trying too hard
 
ONCE you got the groove, dance like no one is there and enojy yourself.

if you look like a someone being electrocuted, then you are on your own, except if you can pop, tick really well.
 
Mackavelli said:
Seems like most of the chicks in NY area all have the same strut. Tits out, arched back, ass out and the two step...kind of funny to watch.


We have The Hoochie Hop here in Cali, haha.
 
ahhhhhh where to begin! i like all types of music, but i play guitar, bass, and drums..so my favorite is the rock type. i'm talking korn, mudvayne, deftones, staind.....stuff like that.

when i first started going to bars and clubs, I WOULD NOT DANCE. i knew i wanted to because it was fun..and if u wanna get girls, u gotta have fun with them..u can't just stand there. so for a while, i was just frustrated.

as i get older, i'm 24 now....you basically gotta learn to not give a fuck. it helps to drink a few beers or something before you go. make sure you have your best buddies with you (don't go with the ones who don't dance either!!!!!!). then just let loose..
 
i'm a pale male, raised in the 'burbs, and was a hard shell southern babtist for the first 20 years of my life!!!!

i can't dance for shit!!!!!!:(


6 gin and tonics later, i still can't dance, but it doesn't matter anymore!!!!!!!:p
 
I can only dance if I like the music and it helps to have a little alcohol in me. If you're dancing to try and get laid, I've got a better idea. Most of these women are superficial anyway. Just lie to them and tell them that you are rich or that you have a really impressive job. It took me a while to learn this, but it often works.
 
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