Anyone break the law lately?

[Perragrande]

OMG OMG OMG!!

What a bunch of SCOFFLAWS!

I bet you guys are RIPPING TAGS off PILLOWS and MATTRESSES!!

SHAME SHAME (BIG GRIN)

 

[Myfortress]

Nope, never

 

[doublebicep]

I know I have been lucky. Now, it is just easier (less stressful) to stay compliant.

 

[KenBraggofCarroltonGA]

i break the law everytime i go in public without a permit for carrying concealed weapons(2 guns) under my sleeves. sorry . . had to say it. u know u were thinking it.

 

[ExtraMile]

isnt dropping litter breaking the law?

 

[$broke$]

wrote some graff on the side of building. haha.

 

[CheapPinz]

I think they should make a new law... the mind your own business law.

If everyone minded their own business and wasnt busy trying to figure out how to get as nice a car as that guy over there...we'd all be fine.

 

[CheapPinz]

you know there's a new law that makes wearing your pants too low a crime...

 

[jondale123]

if i find out there is a law i break it.. as long as it does not have a chance to go away for a while

 

[Agreatsource]

I would have to agree with CheapPinz mind your own business. If have the people in the world would focus more on themselves and not others. Things would go much smoother. Maybe if they didn't spend so much time focusing somewhere else they could find the cure of cancer

 

[wootoom]

I jerked off in a shopping mall parking lot yesterday

 

[zedhed]

Cancer will never be cured....there is too much money at stake. Do you think that all these schools and research labs are gonna cut off their own money spigot? Nah no way bro. Economics 1. You dont bite the hand that feeds you.

 

[Mh48500]

My wife jacked me off on the airplane... a Federal offense!

 

[Myphic]

who shares that? Lol

 

[OldSchoolGuy]

Nope, don't break the law. If 'someone' were to break the law, it probably wouldn't be a good idea to put it out there for everyone to see(especially LE). Because some of those guys have nothing better to do than troll the web looking for a way to make a case against someone. Its simple to google up some info about LE on the web.

 

[TheSilverback]

Great thread lol

 

[ripon1]

Oh, fantastic post.I can break it.

 

[bigbassturd]

Stop fucking bumping old threads

 

[stevesmi]

a lot of winners in this thread

 

[emdadshithi]

You need not break the law but law will oblige you to break it.

 

[SpyWizard]

Of course, most do if they are honest and they do more than sit around the house doing nothing. Recently ordered, received and used some gear from ***********. Only been using for a few weeks but already feeling the difference in pumps and hardness. They have a nice selection ********* will be getting more business from me soon.

i heard several bros got infections from his shit, that it was just cooking oil and they are looking for him..

just what i heard..

 

[wootoom]

Of course, most do if they are honest and they do more than sit around the house doing nothing. Recently ordered, received and used some gear from gearhouse365.com. Only been using for a few weeks but already feeling the difference in pumps and hardness. They have a nice selection and it only took about a week to receive. Gearhouse365 will be getting more business from me soon.

This is your last warning. Enjoy the timeout

 

[jeremyng25]

Nothing major,but this weekend got pulled over for reckless driving. I have a modified Porsche Boxster, Twin turbo, bunch of other performance tweaks. I was sitting at a stop light ready to make a left turn...stupid ass me decides..."Hell...just redline her and pop the clutch..." I turn, slide out my ass end, hit 2nd gear and I'm going about 85 within seconds when I notice a cop two cars behind me......FUCK.....I'm on Rt 41, and on this section the speed limit is 45MPH, and I'm driving like an asshole....

He speeds up on my ass and follows me for about 1 mile, riding right on my bumper before the lights come on...pulls me over and now there are two squads behind me...I'm think "SHIT..middle aged yuppie in a Porsche, I'm fucked...."

Cop walks up to the car.."Nice car... I've never been in a Porsche before, I bet it's hard to keep the rear straight at times?"....at this point I'm eating crow.."yes Officer...i'm sorry..stupid move on my end...I only drive this car on weekends...." yadayadayada.....

Cop ask for my D.L ask me when was the last time I had a ticket..I replied not since High School..." Five minutes go by..It's Florida, I'm baking in the sun with the top down, and from thinking how screwed I am..probably three tickets...Cop walks back up..."Kenneth, Let's keep your record clean...just don't let me see you driving that way again on my street!...enjoy your weekend...."

Thank you GOD!! I told my employees on Monday..I laughed it off...most acted pissed .... "rich guys always gets a break...."....truth is I was just polite...most guys would have been a dick to the cop, and got a ticket...

I knew you were in Florida after the first paragraph. Its the land of rich people who drive like assholes, brag about their money and have no class. I come from a very wealthy area and people do not act like this up north. Not where I come from at least lol.

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[bigbassturd]

I knew you were in Florida after the first paragraph. Its the land of rich people who drive like assholes, brag about their money and have no class. I come from a very wealthy area and people do not act like this up north. Not where I come from at least lol.

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you come from dick

 

[hutch7]

fuckin robbed a couple banks in south africa. got on a plane to congo to join a battalion of rhodesian mercenaries. been playing genocide for the last 6 months

 

[wootoom]

Cool fucking story

 

[caligirl85]

fuckin robbed a couple banks in south africa. got on a plane to congo to join a battalion of rhodesian mercenaries. been playing genocide for the last 6 months

Seriously?

 

[PICK3]

fuckin robbed a couple banks in south africa. got on a plane to congo to join a battalion of rhodesian mercenaries. been playing genocide for the last 6 months

wut a fgt

 

[hutch7]

haha no i made that up sorry that is my future i hope. and fuck you troll that was badass lie.

 

[PICK3]

haha no i made that up sorry that is my future i hope. and fuck you troll that was badass lie.

red this fgt

 

[wootoom]

fuckin robbed a couple banks in south africa. got on a plane to congo to join a battalion of rhodesian mercenaries. been playing genocide for the last 6 months

You robbed dick faggot

 

[hutch7]

You robbed dick faggot

woo are we actually supposed to talk about illegal activity? fresh out of federal prison forreals. and thats a no no for me so i decided too make up a cool story HA!

 

[PICK3]

woo are we actually supposed to talk about illegal activity? fresh out of federal prison forreals. and thats a no no for me so i decided too make up a cool story HA!

you decided dick fgt

 

[caligirl85]

I just got nailed for downloading the leaked game of thrones episodes.

 

[cindylou]

I just got my first speeding ticket last week

 

[nangiggles]

I just got my first speeding ticket last week

I've dodged that bullet twice in the last year. One of them was 30 over 30 AND twice the limit (65 in a 30 zone ) No clue how he gave me a warning! Definitely taught me a lesson when he said it was criminal

 

[-SD-]

I just got my first speeding ticket last week

You got your first dick last week