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Any of you mo's have a Yorkie?

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My daughter has been bugging me like crazy for a pug but after reading about how horrible their shedding is. I told her not a pug but she could pick any other dog....woops. She's stuck on getting an ankle biting Yorkie puppy now. I don't know shit about this breed. We're meeting him this week.
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Nan to pimp pugs in 3...2...
 
My daughter has been bugging me like crazy for a pug but after reading about how horrible their shedding is. I told her not a pug but she could pick any other dog....woops. She's stuck on getting an ankle biting Yorkie puppy now. I don't know shit about this breed. We're meeting him this week.
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Nan to pimp pugs in 3...2...

Pugs don't shed much just sayin.

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Pugs don't shed much just sayin.

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Not the shit I've been reading. A few quotes I remember "You don't even have to ever have your pug inside your car for it to be mysteriously covered in dog hair." "It doesn't matter what you do, cutting it, ferminator brush everyday...you will find hairs everywhere. I was even having a hard time keeping them out of the keys on my computer."
 
My pug shed like a mo fo. He was a pretty high maintenance dog with all the face wrinkles and had eye issues too. Loved him though!
 
my mom has one of those little ankle biters. he's a cool dog. really chill, doesn't bark at everyone and everything like a lot of little dogs
 
So I read up on the pug thing, seems males are the hairy fuckers, females don't shed... Interesting.

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Yorkie = Chihuahua with long hair, only more retarded and neurotic and high maintenance on the coat ... also, faggot dog, seriously.

Pug = Cool small dog if you get them from the right breeder. Short coated dog, big deal, brush the damned thing every day while it's sitting on your lap. If that's too much like work then you don't need a pet.
 
So I read up on the pug thing, seems males are the hairy fuckers, females don't shed... Interesting.

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I had a male so that would fit
 
Hubby blew up the wireless before I got a chance to post this: I live in a twin and my neighbors have a Yorkie. Fucker barks at everything, people on the street, leaves falling from a tree, you name it. The other night I forgot to put in my earplugs and woke up to the schizoid thing barking and howling at 2:00 a.m., went on for more than two hours.
 
the dog trainer we took the pit to has a yorkie thats the coolest little dog on the planet, seriously

and he's soft like idk what.

I wanted a pom just so I could blow dry it to look like a cotton ball...awesome!

we have a silkie terrier...the yorkies bigger cousin and hes actually a super nice little dog..very good natured.
course the pit turned out to also be exceptionally good natured and everyone pretty much vetoed me adopting the dog. glad I dont listen to anyone ever because shes seriously the nicest dog in the world.
 
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get a fuckin golden retriever...they only topped the bite list for 3-4 years


no seriously...I know tons of people with goldens and my dad had one when I was growing up...nice dogs
 
Labs are fucking obnoxious
Mouthy as hell growing up, high percentage of them have eating disorders (over-eating like ALL the DAMNED time). Fucked up by too much popularity and too many shitty breeders trying to cash in ... granted, that's a problem with pretty much ever purebred animal anymore.

Little FYI, buy a dog you won't be embarrassed walking, seriously. Unless parents really are willing to put their kids feet to the fire most kids don't do fuck all for their pets once the honeymoon is over and the animal becomes the parent's responsibility.

Get something that you'll feel good about because you get a small dog and sooner or later some asshat is going to drive by you and scream "Get a real dog." Happened to my ex walking our shih tzu and he was 6'5" and 250 lbs. :whatever:

Trust me, the kid won't care whether you buy her a purebred or a mutt, supersized or micro-mini. Kids love animals ... not enough to clean up their shit or remember to feed them but they do love having living, breathing, responsive stuffed toys to play with.
 
Ex's parents have a yorkie. Cute little thing, but it's a male and hairy! Seems like it constantly is in need of grooming and it's long hair often feels greasy.

I've got two Min Pins, sweet little babies. Only time they shed is when they are scared.
 
A real vegan would save a mut from the shelter instead of buying from a breede,r what kind of homo panty waste turd sniffin salad hugger are you breh
 
This, champion sired required. Shelter dogs should be let loose with the poors in hopes of spreading disease. Fact

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I love my shelter dog
house broken when I got her, crazy happy about everything, adores kids..plus the adoption fee municipal adoption fee covered her spay, shots, and worming.
 
This, champion sired required. Shelter dogs should be let loose with the poors in hopes of spreading disease. Fact
Man, if you knew what I know about purebreds pffffft.

My first MIL had a pedigreed Persian cattery. Well respected, did well in the shows (and she showed a LOT).

Most of those cats were inbred. I'm talking West Virginia inbred. Daughter to grandfather, mother to son, you get the picture. Animal breeders do it all the time to develop breed or color characteristics and then they fudge the paperwork, it's not hard and frankly, more than half of all "pedigreed" breeders are in it for the money, they could give a shit about improving the breed, they just want the $$$ You only get money for pretty animals.

The end result is a pretty animal and it's pleasant enough when it's young because well, it's a baby, they're supposed to do stupid shit. But they grow up and they're psychotic, neurotic, or untrainably stupid. Dogs and cats that are mentally deficient look just like any other dog or cat, hell, they can even be prettier but dumb as stumps.

Purebred shelters are overflowing because people buy these things thinking "OOOOoooooh, pedigreed, quality" and realize after about 12 months the animal is a whack job and won't housebreak, or bites unexpectedly, or won't STFU (neighbors dog this a.m., I'm making coffee it starts barking it's ass off because I'm opening and closing cabinets and drawers, retarded Yorkshire furbag).
 
Mom had a Yorkie. Greasy haired little fucker too. Sadly it was mauled to death by their crack head neighbor's pit bull. Damn thing jumped the fence an attacked my mom and dad's dogs - then my parents. Dad was 77 at the time and tried to fight it off, breaking his hand. He finally shot it. Then the cops confiscated his gun and threatened to charge him with animal abuse and discharging a firearm within the city limits. Fucking pigs.

You should get your kid a cat and a flying possum.

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My wife has an elderly Yorkie, and honestly I wouldn't recommend one. They're so tiny that they're at risk for getting hurt more than slightly larger dogs (getting stepped on, or by other dogs, etc). Also, they have notorious dental problems ($1000s of dental work needed, bad breath, etc), and they also may be in-bred, and have heart problems. Add to all that, they need grooming and hair cuts regularly, and they have weak digestive systems (diarrhea, etc).

Honestly, I'd go with a mix of some kind; even a yorkie/ ( ___ ) mix is going to fix a lot of the purebred issues.

Charles
 
for a dog that looks like a yorkie but is a little hardier, good personality, tad bigger and hasn't been inbred to the bejesus because they never had major popularity I'd look into a silky instead.

I didn't wind up with my silky for any other reason than a dumb impulse buy but honestly he's a great little dog and incredibly smart.
his grooming is really minimal because he has a wire coat which is a fault for the breed...
he gets clipped once in a while when I think he looks like a bum and I just clip him at home.

The pit sheds far more than he does.
 
Mom had a Yorkie. Greasy haired little fucker too. Sadly it was mauled to death by their crack head neighbor's pit bull. Damn thing jumped the fence an attacked my mom and dad's dogs - then my parents. Dad was 77 at the time and tried to fight it off, breaking his hand. He finally shot it. Then the cops confiscated his gun and threatened to charge him with animal abuse and discharging a firearm within the city limits. Fucking pigs.

You should get your kid a cat and a flying possum.

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I have to say, every girl I've fucked that had a yorkie was a whore. Watch out bro not saying your daughters a whore but maybe that dumb pug is a better idea , no lie

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I have to say, every girl I've fucked that had a yorkie was a whore. Watch out bro not saying your daughters a whore but maybe that dumb pug is a better idea , no lie

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his daughter is barely out of diapers you fuckin retard
 
Man, if you knew what I know about purebreds pffffft.

My first MIL had a pedigreed Persian cattery. Well respected, did well in the shows (and she showed a LOT).

Most of those cats were inbred. I'm talking West Virginia inbred. Daughter to grandfather, mother to son, you get the picture. Animal breeders do it all the time to develop breed or color characteristics and then they fudge the paperwork, it's not hard and frankly, more than half of all "pedigreed" breeders are in it for the money, they could give a shit about improving the breed, they just want the $$$ You only get money for pretty animals.

The end result is a pretty animal and it's pleasant enough when it's young because well, it's a baby, they're supposed to do stupid shit. But they grow up and they're psychotic, neurotic, or untrainably stupid. Dogs and cats that are mentally deficient look just like any other dog or cat, hell, they can even be prettier but dumb as stumps.

Purebred shelters are overflowing because people buy these things thinking "OOOOoooooh, pedigreed, quality" and realize after about 12 months the animal is a whack job and won't housebreak, or bites unexpectedly, or won't STFU (neighbors dog this a.m., I'm making coffee it starts barking it's ass off because I'm opening and closing cabinets and drawers, retarded Yorkshire furbag).

THIS x2
I paid a ridiculous amount for my frenchie because she was almost an investment, she was going to be for show and breeding, she is AKC bred, came from champs in Canada, Mexico, US and Europe, we saw both parents in the home, both gorgeous, when I first had her she was the PERFECT pup, all the correct and desired frenchie traits were present, perfectly round bat ears, no white in the eyes when looking forward, short tail, perfect teeth, awesome posture, compact body, easy going temper. Eyes and ears are still great, upon growing the tail turned out to be a screw tail which she rarely wags, once she teethed her bottom row came completely crooked, her body got leaner almost athletic like a boston terrier, her temper is horrible, she wants to kill everything that moves and while playing she over excites and nips, she is unshowable now. I've even hesitated breeding her despite the fact I haven't got my"return" on what I paid for her, but the thought of how she might be as a mom and how her puppies will grow to be have me on the fence.



Unless you are going to show them you wont really need full blown champ blood line AKC dogs, aim for CKC/NKC if you want the security of controlled lineage since CKC and NKC don't really give a fuck about money/shows/traits that much and they inbreed faaaaar less.
 
THIS x2
I paid a ridiculous amount for my frenchie because she was almost an investment, she was going to be for show and breeding, she is AKC bred, came from champs in Canada, Mexico, US and Europe, we saw both parents in the home, both gorgeous, when I first had her she was the PERFECT pup, all the correct and desired frenchie traits were present, perfectly round bat ears, no white in the eyes when looking forward, short tail, perfect teeth, awesome posture, compact body, easy going temper. Eyes and ears are still great, upon growing the tail turned out to be a screw tail which she rarely wags, once she teethed her bottom row came completely crooked, her body got leaner almost athletic like a boston terrier, her temper is horrible, she wants to kill everything that moves and while playing she over excites and nips, she is unshowable now. I've even hesitated breeding her despite the fact I haven't got my"return" on what I paid for her, but the thought of how she might be as a mom and how her puppies will grow to be have me on the fence.

Unless you are going to show them you wont really need full blown champ blood line AKC dogs, aim for CKC/NKC if you want the security of controlled lineage since CKC and NKC don't really give a fuck about money/shows/traits that much and they inbreed faaaaar less.
Get her spayed, Nan, that temper, screw tail and fucked up lower jaw are all genetic. You can't really breed it out, you just put more bad genes into the pool. You could breed her to the nicest male on the planet and the odds are up to 50% of those pups will come out with her disposition or with messed up mouths or spines and the ones that don't come out messed up still carry genes to give it to their offspring (which could be how you started out with a nice looking pup that went off the rails).

And even if she is a good mother if she's unpredictable now you've got a good chance she's going to completely flip her shit as she gets closer to whelping, you might not be able to get your hands on the pups without a battle. Never seen a dog savage it's own litter but I'm sure it happens (seen ferrets do it a lot, nasty, talk about eating your young).

I get the investment thing being a bitter pill but any time you deal with animals on a business level there's a risk.
 
Get her spayed, Nan, that temper, screw tail and fucked up lower jaw are all genetic. You can't really breed it out, you just put more bad genes into the pool. You could breed her to the nicest male on the planet and the odds are up to 50% of those pups will come out with her disposition or with messed up mouths or spines and the ones that don't come out messed up still carry genes to give it to their offspring (which could be how you started out with a nice looking pup that went off the rails).

And even if she is a good mother if she's unpredictable now you've got a good chance she's going to completely flip her shit as she gets closer to whelping, you might not be able to get your hands on the pups without a battle. Never seen a dog savage it's own litter but I'm sure it happens (seen ferrets do it a lot, nasty, talk about eating your young).

I get the investment thing being a bitter pill but any time you deal with animals on a business level there's a risk.

Well the screw tail is actually sought out by many on French bulldogs, I just personally don't like it, there's nothing wrong with her, she can wag it but she's pretty unemotional, she's almost like a cat, she doesn't give a fuck about emotion until she's the one looking for it. I will be honest and say that most of her behavioral issues are learned, I spoiled the bitch rotten and unlike our other dogs we socialized her waaaaaaaay less due to us moving here to FL.

It's not just the $ factor (although fuck me running that is a huge factor) I would LOVE to have a pup from her for myself, her mom and her dad were so beautiful. :(
 
I've since decided not to go with a Yorkie, or even a smaller dog for that matter. I've been doing a ton of reading up on Brittney spaniels and they are a pretty impressive breed.
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Get a Miniature Schnauzer. Don't shed, hypo-allergenic, very smart. Great dogs.

Or get a Giant Schnauzer. They live 1/3 to 1/2 the life span as a mini, but they are intimidating and a little bit awesomer.
 
Here's a basic tool you can use when it comes to dogs, find a rescue that specializes in that breed and read their "About These Dogs" section. Generally speaking, breed specific shelters are pretty forthright about that particular breed's quirks because they want the animals to go to forever homes and they'd much rather you steer clear if it's not going to be a good match. Also gives you an idea of why people dump them.

This is what I'm talking about: American Brittany Rescue :: American Brittany Rescue
 
I've since decided not to go with a Yorkie, or even a smaller dog for that matter. I've been doing a ton of reading up on Brittney spaniels and they are a pretty impressive breed.
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FTW! brittney's are awesome, had a couple brittneys we used for quail hunting i fukn loved those dogs, perfect for your daughter
 
FTW! brittney's are awesome, had a couple brittneys we used for quail hunting i fukn loved those dogs, perfect for your daughter

Great to hear. I just found out we have a friend of the family that breeds them too; bish better give a discount!

I would also love a Border Collie but from what I've been reading they need to be either physically or mentally active at least a few hours every day or it can result in a behavioral issue.

I had a golden growing up that I loved to train. I even had her picking up the phone and bringing it to me when it rang. I want another really smart dog and I'm going to train him hard, I'm going to train him so fucking hard.
 
So eating meat = cruelty to animals.

But buying an animal produced by the puppy-pound industry = a good thing.
 
Humans are omnivorous. We have the digestive enzymes to break down carbohydrates, we lack the ability to make vitamin C internally (all carnivores have this ability) yet our stomachs produce hydrochloric acid (a carnivorous trait). The length of our digestive tract is really interesting. Most carnivores have intestines about three times their body length, herbivores usually have intestines about 12 times their body length, human intestines are nearly 30 feet long, right smack in the middle.

Dogs lean towards pure carnivore but there's a little debate. One of the things you have to remember about dogs and cats in the wild is that the first place they begin consuming their prey is the stomach and it's contents, which are predigested. Both cats and dogs will eat some greens occasionally in nature for digestive purposes but it's not like they forage like bear or rodents and eat whatever is available. It also explains why feeding your dog or cat garbage food high in grains or glutens (or human cookies and crap like that) usually messes them up in unpleasant ways.
 
Google image a pomsky. Show your daughter.

Boom, done.

...that's what I'm bugging CW for. :D

Perfect match. A frilly lil faggot dog and a frilly lil faggot boy. You got a frilly lil faggot fetish?

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Humans are omnivorous. We have the digestive enzymes to break down carbohydrates, we lack the ability to make vitamin C internally (all carnivores have this ability) yet our stomachs produce hydrochloric acid (a carnivorous trait). The length of our digestive tract is really interesting. Most carnivores have intestines about three times their body length, herbivores usually have intestines about 12 times their body length, human intestines are nearly 30 feet long, right smack in the middle.

Dogs lean towards pure carnivore but there's a little debate. One of the things you have to remember about dogs and cats in the wild is that the first place they begin consuming their prey is the stomach and it's contents, which are predigested. Both cats and dogs will eat some greens occasionally in nature for digestive purposes but it's not like they forage like bear or rodents and eat whatever is available. It also explains why feeding your dog or cat garbage food high in grains or glutens (or human cookies and crap like that) usually messes them up in unpleasant ways.
I only buy dogs with big balls.


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Humans are omnivorous. We have the digestive enzymes to break down carbohydrates, we lack the ability to make vitamin C internally (all carnivores have this ability) yet our stomachs produce hydrochloric acid (a carnivorous trait). The length of our digestive tract is really interesting. Most carnivores have intestines about three times their body length, herbivores usually have intestines about 12 times their body length, human intestines are nearly 30 feet long, right smack in the middle.

Dogs lean towards pure carnivore but there's a little debate. One of the things you have to remember about dogs and cats in the wild is that the first place they begin consuming their prey is the stomach and it's contents, which are predigested. Both cats and dogs will eat some greens occasionally in nature for digestive purposes but it's not like they forage like bear or rodents and eat whatever is available. It also explains why feeding your dog or cat garbage food high in grains or glutens (or human cookies and crap like that) usually messes them up in unpleasant ways.

What's also interesting is how our bodies release a flood of white blood cells whenever we consume meat; the same reaction when we have an infection or foreign intruder. Why are we the only 'carnivore' that can't eat meat in its natural state(raw) without it KILLING us?
 
What's also interesting is how our bodies release a flood of white blood cells whenever we consume meat; the same reaction when we have an infection or foreign intruder. Why are we the only 'carnivore' that can't eat meat in its natural state(raw) without it KILLING us?
I've only heard that from raw foodists and kind of view it a little skeptically. I read everything I could about vegetarianism when I gave up meat in my 20s -- had to have arguments to shut up my ex husband who was extremely opposed. I was a happy lacto ovo vegetarian for about 12 years until I became gluten intolerant. Can't stick to it anymore, my absorption is too impaired.

I'm forced to conclude that there is no single dietary approach, some people have genetic predispositions to certain lifestyles, others have ethical and spiritual considerations and still others have allergies and intolerances they have to eat around. In the end you need to find what works for your own body and moral compass :whatever: It's bizarre that some people who eat extremely low to no carb/high fat have similar physical responses to those who go radically vegan.

However, trying to do something like feed a dog a vegetarian diet -- like I've heard some hard core vegans do -- is just plain stupid.
 
I've only heard that from raw foodists and kind of view it a little skeptically. I read everything I could about vegetarianism when I gave up meat in my 20s -- had to have arguments to shut up my ex husband who was extremely opposed. I was a happy lacto ovo vegetarian for about 12 years until I became gluten intolerant. Can't stick to it anymore, my absorption is too impaired.

I'm forced to conclude that there is no single dietary approach, some people have genetic predispositions to certain lifestyles, others have ethical and spiritual considerations and still others have allergies and intolerances they have to eat around. In the end you need to find what works for your own body and moral compass :whatever: It's bizarre that some people who eat extremely low to no carb/high fat have similar physical responses to those who go radically vegan.

However, trying to do something like feed a dog a vegetarian diet -- like I've heard some hard core vegans do -- is just plain stupid.

I could not have stated that any better. My beliefs exactly
 
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