Damn
I thought I was a Fat Bastard. Maybe he can bench 805, with those titties it would probably only have to move an inch.
Why is that he reminds me of the frog in the blender? You know the one that goes "You ain't got the balls" Well he ain't got the balls to compete or even do anything near what he says in at the very least an exhibition.
Say what you will about Larry Allen and his 700, at least he has the huevos to go the Arnold and bench in front of people in a legit competition as a guest lifter. He probably won't do 700, but at least he is putting his ass on the line.
Yeah I bench 805 ever week in my basement too. My deads are a bit weak, but every month or so I manage to pull 1000. Shit those lifts are easy when all you have to do is say them. Like Chris Confessore said once, "I have more respect for the guy going out to bench 225 in a real competition than the Big Als out there in the world." That rough quote may have evn been about Issac Nesser.