Anal

[sermon_of_mockery]

Douches are for vaginal use. You must mean an enema.

that too,just double up,can't hurt.

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

she took a shit right before, it was the first time for both of us. Neither of us are ever doing it again

Baby oil for anal lube is no good!
Choose something better. You could of even used vegetable oil. It would of been better than baby oil.

Here is a great article on having ENJOYABLE anal sex. Read it. It may change your mind.

http://www.ironlife.com/mag/issue1/introanal.htm

 

[anabolicmd]

Maybe they thought the shit was part of the experience. Hey advaik, you didnt try anal, you guys got into some scat action.

 

[AAP]

Man, if I ever found ONE SPECK of shit on my dick after anal.... his name would be RUINED in this fucking town.

Bro that ain't right. It seemed that every little thing you two could have possibly done wrong, you did.

Hell, I am surprised you didn't tell us how when you were staring at her back, she had some moles sprouting hair back there.

 

[AAP]

she took a shit right before, it was the first time for both of us. Neither of us are ever doing it again

You know.. how in the world you two went from her dump to both of you wanting to pork her bunghole... I will never know.

May I suggest :

 

[AAP]

Maybe they thought the shit was part of the experience. Hey advaik, you didnt try anal, you guys got into some scat action.

I bet she laughing at him secretly.

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

"Hold up babe,I'm gonna go drop this turd,then we can pick the toilet paper lint off my sphincter so you can drill for oil!Would'nt wanna be un-sexy."

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

i just realized she also had a ton of lint around her vagina like near the labia. wtf was that. It was nasty

are you sure it was lint and not something else?????

 

[Advaik]

"Hold up babe,I'm gonna go drop this turd,then we can pick the toilet paper lint off my sphincter so you can drill for oil!Would'nt wanna be un-sexy."

i just realized she also had a ton of lint around her vagina like near the labia. wtf was that. It was nasty

 

[sermon_of_mockery]

I hope she's reeeeally hot for all this trouble.