anal odor during sexuals

[Lumberg]

Dude.

You know you could never fall asleep with me all up in there making you horny and shit.

But try being married to me for a few years. It's like getting a straight right hand from Mr. Riddick McTrazoAmbien.

 

[Snarling Force]

She's been watching too much 2 girls 1 cup bro...

 

[Spartacus]

Plantains tend to be firmer and lower in sugar content than dessert bananas

 

[Lumberg]

Plantains tend to be firmer and lower in sugar content than dessert bananas

You gotta fry them up to even be palatable IMO.

 

[rnch]

Fuck dude.

I don't give a fuck either way, I just want to get my bone on, y'know what I mean?

I'LL judge what's too funky or not. You just take off your pants, spread your legs, and then you can fall asleep for all I care.....

i am guessing u don't get very many second dates?

 

[Wulfgar]

dude the ass smell is the best part!!wtf??

personally though I wipe the bitches ass with a chair leg before we begin


does the trick

 

[walliwalibus]

Thats the last thing on my mind...... may i suggest buying one of those deoderizers you et at a car wash and hand it on your nose. A blast of Glade, but that might only last a minute or two. Um......... how about fun in shower, maybe tell em they smell like ass. Me, I'd just position a fan to blow it their direction. Baby wipes....... yeah. Best of all though, just deal with it and even make it better by hittin' it dog ya know, a$$ cheek in each hand, and rub them together and really get "that smell" a rollin around the room.

 

[Lumberg]

Yeah seriously what's the problem? You only have to deal with it for like 20 seconds.

 

[KD1]

Sounds like she might have a "Recto Vaginal Fistula", which is where a small canal is formed between the vagina and rectum that allows gas ( farts ) and feces into the vagina.

 

[seaking420]

http://www.mintyass.com/

lmao