An extremely not good looking chick just offered me sexual intercourse via

[H_T_]

i would act out scenes from Pretty Woman & 9 & 1/2 Weeks with her.....

 

[Gambino]

Bro women are quite easy to come by and the good looking ones too. Don't stoop down and bag a nasty one. Like most guys say you have to have sex with a fat girl at least one time. Not for me ever! I will not ever lower my standards too have sex with a woman with a (f.u.p.a.) fat upper pussy area. You are doing the right thing. Leave those nasty women to the guys with the beer gut, mullet and pack of Marlboro stuck under the strap of their wifebeater.

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it's too late doode, he's already face down in her vagina

 

[GoldenDelicious]

the story wont be worth the teasing that will inevitably come with it

 

[Gambino]

the story wont be worth the teasing that will inevitably come with it

why? it's the perfect crime for him...clear across the country, none of his comrades will know...there is no one near to see her fat ripple, the perfect crime

 

[Lestat]

lol @ sawastea's and MTS's comments!

 

[SoKlueles]

Dude, cmon. Hit it with passion. Make her feel like a queen. Brighten up her YEAR.

lol
that was sweet, in a total piggy way

 

[GoldenDelicious]

why? it's the perfect crime for him...clear across the country, none of his comrades will know...there is no one near to see her fat ripple, the perfect crime

why? because there is no better silver bullet than a story about a guy picking up a fatty/fugly. ever. if i did that, my buddies/workmates would roast me forever

killah is interesting enough and pulls enough already. dont play with fire.

hell i got with a girl once (about a year ago lol) who then decided to put on 15lbs, who one of my mates THEN picked up and had sex with...and they still turn around and tease me about it including the guy who picked her up when she was fat and nasty!

trust me. you want to stay away from this one