An extremely not good looking chick just offered me sexual intercourse via

[w84me]

don't do it in your room ... you may never get her to leave ... and then your friends will find her there

 

[Megalomaniac]

There is always the Monica Lewinsky option. Does she own a blue dress?

that's what I was thinking, nothing wrong with a bj

 

[swole]

Dude, cmon. Hit it with passion. Make her feel like a queen. Brighten up her YEAR.

 

[covergrl80]

Just do it in the dark.

Very dark.

You realize that at my age, there is no such thing as ugly p*ssy.

Agree!
You can not feel ugly in the dark,but remember you can feel fat.

 

[KillahBee]

Dude, cmon. Hit it with passion. Make her feel like a queen. Brighten up her YEAR.

interesting

 

[tboy72]

lmao @ take a poo, eat the poo, then take another poo

 

[Smurfy]

lol I took my ex-bf's virginity at a Best Western

 

[UA_Iron]

....I mean once you get it in you're not gonna stop or anything.

 

[w84me]

keep us posted ... are we taking bets?

 

[thelion2005]

What if it is good .... I mean really good? Toe curling good? (LOL)