An extremely not good looking chick just offered me sexual intercourse via

[KillahBee]

penis and vagina touching. she's the catering host in our chalet. been here with her everyday since thursday. cool as hell, but looks like ass after I eat taco bell, take a poo, eat the poo, then take another poo. I thought about it, cause it would make a REAL good story at work, but I just can't do it. that's my problem, I could never bring myself to hit the uglies. granted, there were those random 3 bottles of Jack nights where I found myself wrist deep in some double-chinned wildebeast, but still.

 

[Smurfy]

lol you made that up

 

[KillahBee]

seriously. this shit don't happen often to me. it would be a lie if I said she was hot

 

[chewyxrage]

hit it raw dog

 

[KillahBee]

although, I am staying at the Best Western and I always wanted to bangt a chick at a Best Western....

 

[nycgirl]

although, I am staying at the Best Western and I always wanted to bangt a chick at a Best Western....

Then you have no right to be picky.

Yes, my opinion is slightly biased.

 

[H_T_]

Sire a child with her.

 

[sawastea]

penis and vagina touching. she's the catering host in our chalet. been here with her everyday since thursday. cool as hell, but looks like ass after I eat taco bell, take a poo, eat the poo, then take another poo. I thought about it, cause it would make a REAL good story at work, but I just can't do it. that's my problem, I could never bring myself to hit the uglies. granted, there were those random 3 bottles of Jack nights where I found myself wrist deep in some double-chinned wildebeast, but still.

I do enjoy your anecdotes. You truly are full of shit, on multiple levels.

 

[thelion2005]

penis and vagina touching. she's the catering host in our chalet. been here with her everyday since thursday. cool as hell, but looks like ass after I eat taco bell, take a poo, eat the poo, then take another poo. I thought about it, cause it would make a REAL good story at work, but I just can't do it. that's my problem, I could never bring myself to hit the uglies. granted, there were those random 3 bottles of Jack nights where I found myself wrist deep in some double-chinned wildebeast, but still.

Just do it in the dark.

Very dark.

You realize that at my age, there is no such thing as ugly p*ssy.

 

[Longhorn85]

There is always the Monica Lewinsky option. Does she own a blue dress?