American Idol

[JBRO]

anyone see that goofy ass bucktoothed chinaman on american idol tonight. GOOD FUCKING GOD. and that was probably the hottest midget chick i have ever seen. she didnt have the typical midget hips and thighs. i'd hit it.

 

[Seashell]

"She bangs, she bangs!" LOL, that poor guy, but he was a good sport about it at least.

Simon and Randy were mean last night.. wow..

 

[CipherLock]

I got blown during last night's episode.

 

[bluepeter]

American Idol sucks

 

[CipherLock]

I think Randy completely invalidates his opinions of people on the show. He is there to judge people’s voices, but every single girl they pass he says ‘You’re beautiful’ or ‘Pretty Girl, good looking’ and all this crap.

I’m supposed to believe he has taste? Most of the girls look like mince meat.

 

[the nature boy]

randy has to be one of the uncoolest black guys ever.

 

[bluepeter]

or it could be that American Idol just sucks

 

[ViperHMS]

That was some funny shit!

Viper

 

[milo hobgoblin]

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"She bangs, she bangs!"

LOL.

I have had no professional singing lessons.


NOOOOOO!!! we would have never guessed


BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA... too fucking funny.

 

[OptimusCrime]

That guy was a freak-goof. I know some guys who are into that image, too lef field for me.

I thought he had a good enough voice though, not the best but far from worst. His dancing was what killed me.

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

"She bangs, she bangs!" LOL, that poor guy, but he was a good sport about it at least.

Simon and Randy were mean last night.. wow..

Holy fuck,I was in tears watching that.

 

[the nature boy]

I heard on howard stern there was some dude who cried when simon told him to leave.

 

[CipherLock]

I heard on howard stern there was some dude who cried when simon told him to leave.

some dude? A lot of those weaklings cried.

 

[bluepeter]

I heard American Idol sucks

 

[HUCKLEBERRY FINNaplex]

I heard on howard stern there was some dude who cried when simon told him to leave.

Yeah,they had passed him through based on his singing,but when asked what he would do with the million bucks if he won,he gave some bullshit answer of giving it all to charity,so they told him to beat it.He was crying like a bitch.Got caught in a lie and it cost him.

 

[the nature boy]

Yeah,they had passed him through based on his singing,but when asked what he would do with the million bucks if he won,he gave some bullshit answer of giving it all to charity,so they told him to beat it.He was crying like a bitch.Got caught in a lie and it cost him.

yeah that's the guy. he said he wanted his music to make people smile. whatever.

 

[JBRO]

yeah, that fag said that question would haunt him for the rest of his life.

 

[milo hobgoblin]

..........

I like all the people that cant take no for an answer and keep singing anyways.

Good idea... show 50 million Americans what a dumbfuck you are on national TV.
then go outside and cry about it.

 

[TC2]

or it could be that American Idol just sucks

 

[milo hobgoblin]

............

..its actually a very stupid show after the first five or six episodes

those are only entertaining because of all the people who cant sing and watching Simon make them cry.


Its like watching REALLY bad Karoake...

 

[bluepeter]

Simon chews on the shit crusted anal hairs of syphillis infected west african monkeys while fingering the sloppy kitty of a dead parakeet

 

[dj1000]

Simon chews on the shit crusted anal hairs of syphillis infected west african monkeys while fingering the sloppy kitty of a dead parakeet

We are all now slightly dumber for reading the previous post.

 

[bluepeter]

Excellent!

 

[hamstershaver]

Yeah,they had passed him through based on his singing,but when asked what he would do with the million bucks if he won,he gave some bullshit answer of giving it all to charity,so they told him to beat it.He was crying like a bitch.Got caught in a lie and it cost him.

i dont think they were going to pick him anyways, they just wanted to make him cry, thats why they are great

 

[bran987]

Howard Stern also said that he doesn't think the black people tell Randy about their new phrases, so he doesn't know about them until white people do, rofl

That's why he still says stuff like "you go girl!"