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almost had sex with an under age girl!!!! scared the shit out of me.

BO-DEN

BO-DEN

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i was at this club here in baltimore its 18 to party 21 to drink. i met this girl she is amazing looking ... like 5'7 face was a 8 1/2 body was a 9 .

this girl persued me and wanted to know if me and my friends wanted to hang out with them at their house after the club. one of her "girlfriends" has a house .... turns out her "girlfriend" with the house is her older sister... and she was using her id to get into the club.


close call guys..... luckly her older sister blew the lid on the whole thing now im meeting the older sister for dinner tonight


the girls thies days do NOT look like children!!! this girl had boobies the size of my head and a waste the size of my neck.


ill be alot more carful in the future


she was only 16!!!!!!


BO-DEN
 
im 22.... and dude you would be singing a differant tune if you know anyone that has gotten in troble like this..... a buddy of mine had his life ruined by a young girl and her mother
 
Yeah, your 19 though. Us old timers gotta be carefull. My new policy is too check ID's.
I aint tellin my story cause it might incrimintate me. :D
 
jestros said:
Yeah, your 19 though. Us old timers gotta be carefull. My new policy is too check ID's.
I aint tellin my story cause it might incrimintate me. :D
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yea mine is edited by the FCC as well
 
Bioden, yep, seriously, there are alot of high school girls in my town (College Station) who slip into the clubs trying to pick up older guys. If they look under 20 you better card them before you take them home. This is no joke, you can do time for it. What's even more fucked up is, even if they look older and lie about their age, its STILL a felony.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
What's even more fucked up is, even if they look older and lie about their age, its STILL a felony.
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I've heard if they show you fake id though, you're ok. Dont know if it's true but it makes sense.
 
This is why I always date mute girls if they are underage. Then I simply chop off their fingers when I'm thru with them so that they can't write down or hold fingers up to tell other people how old I really am.
 
AHHh!! You're back! I had like 2 threads posted seeing if anyone knew what happened to you. I think the general agreement was that you were in county. :)
 
Damn... thought this was going to be a thread about Bo-Den beating up someone's grandpa for looking at him wrong... i'm outta here...
 
The Ejaculator said:
Damn... thought this was going to be a thread about Bo-Den beating up someone's grandpa for looking at him wrong... i'm outta here...
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LoL
 
What if her older sister just "blew the lid off of the whole thing" to get with you?

maybe the girl is not really 16, lol.
 
dude nice to see you back bro...

LOL funny stuff.... When I was younger (like 19-20) had a similar thing happen... met a girl with giant ass breasts and hot hot..... go up to talk to her and the other girl (her sister) tells me she is 14! oops....
 
Good to see you back BO-DEN, I`ve been watching that empty desk of yours for weeks.
 
by the looks of you BoDen, you prbably would have split her in half anyways. Where are you from?
 
yea guys ...it was a close call.. and i dont wanna take any chances.....


thanks for welcoming me back

its aqlmost summer and im busy as HELL buisness is GREAT i got money and abbs and im loving life right now..... im taking a trip in august to BRAZIL im going to be spending winters there starting next winter!!!

thank GOD my life is great!!!
 
The Ejaculator said:
Damn... thought this was going to be a thread about Bo-Den beating up someone's grandpa for looking at him wrong... i'm outta here...
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this boy was obviously molested by a man that looks like BO-DEN

its a sad life for men like you :rose:

BO-DEN
 
You are black and muscular. a Jury would have POWN3D you on this one...

In Holland you can fuck anyone who is either 16 years old or older OR is no more than a year younger than you.
 
lol this girl keeps calling my cell phone... her sister told me that she dosnt know that me and her sister are dating
 
take her on an interstate trip

16 is old enough if she is mature and ahs done it before, imo. although, if it were my sister, youd die pretty fast bo-den :)
 
you need to use better judjement bro. I've never seen a girl who is 16, not look like 16........seriously.

I don't think the court would see it as that cut and dried if you did go ahead and bang her. She entered a club under false pretence, so you would have pretty good grounds to defend the charge
 
GoldenDelicious said:
die pretty fast & bo-den
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this is an oxymoron.

its hillariouse how many people delibratly try and threaten me on a physical level on a internet forum..... if you ever met me as an enemy youd shit yourself... much less "kill me fast"

get real

BO-DEN
 
BO-DEN said:
this is an oxymoron.

its hillariouse how many people delibratly try and threaten me on a physical level on a internet forum..... if you ever met me as an enemy youd shit yourself... much less "kill me fast"

get real

BO-DEN
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oh please.

first of all i wasnt serious.

secondly, would you please explain how the above is an oxymoron? do you even know the meaning of the word? or are you just a moron?

it seems that youre a tad defensive there bo-den.

just conversationally, if someone with my training wanted you to die, you would die. its really not that hard to do. your larger size would just mean an increase in dose. multiply by 1.5, wowee!
 
GoldenDelicious said:
just conversationally, if someone with my training wanted you to die, you would die. its really not that hard to do. your larger size would just mean an increase in dose. multiply by 1.5, wowee!
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your gunna chase me with a seringe?

this has been by far the gayest conversation i have ever had on elite

and you threatning me online is equally gay

how bout this conversationally, eat a dick!

slowly

BO-DEN
 
oh fuck off boden you wanker, i made a light hearted post about a sister, probably put 1 second thought into it and you read threats in the message!

and then you think im threatening you over the internet? what the hell are you on about?

anyway conversationally, if i wanted you dead, and you were pulling shit with my sister, i would play dumb, buy a few rounds of drinks, spike your drink with maybe some GHB (commonly used by bodybuilders, who the hell is going to think different?) then when youre out of it (and you WILL be out of it) i can walk you outside, give you a couple of pills to make you feel better, something along the lines of PMA (commonly mistaken for ecstasy), lets make it a nice healthy dose, enter hyperthermia, maybe even muscle meltdown for something exotic, and there you go tough guy, YOURE FUCKED.

by the way im not threatening you. im just saying how damn easy it is to kill someone in a nightclub situation when you have half a clue.

let me repeat this for you, since you seem to be a tad slow: i am not threatening, and did not mean anything by my comments. just like every other post on this forum, it was in good spirit and for a laugh, maybe for a chat and to pass some time.

by the way you still havnt convinced me that you know what an oxymoron is. for all i know you think its a dumb guy doing some fusion welding.
 
GoldenDelicious said:
anyway conversationally, if i wanted you dead, and you were pulling shit with my sister, i would play dumb, buy a few rounds of drinks, spike your drink with maybe some GHB (commonly used by bodybuilders, who the hell is going to think different?) then when youre out of it (and you WILL be out of it) i can walk you outside, give you a couple of pills to make you feel better, something along the lines of PMA (commonly mistaken for ecstasy), lets make it a nice healthy dose, enter hyperthermia, maybe even muscle meltdown for something exotic, and there you go tough guy, YOURE FUCKED..
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lucky for me... i only drink with brothers.... and thats before i get to the club.

and if i was gunna kill you i just hit you with the sharp end of a hammer.
and there you go doctor Kovorcian, YOUR FUCKED.

BO-DEN
 
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BO-DEN said:
lucky for me... i only drink with brothers.... and thats before i get to the club.

and if i was gunna kill you i just hit you with the sharp end of a hammer.
and there you go doctor Kovorcian, YOUR FUCKED.

BO-DEN
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I thought you were too busy tazering grandmas.... or working the night club, or owning your construction business, or managing a gym, or going to the police academy, or planning your move to south america...

Wait... that was fonz... sorry, I had you confused.
 
The Ejaculator said:
I thought you were too busy tazering grandmas.... or working the night club, or owning your construction business, or managing a gym, or going to the police academy, or planning your move to south america...

Wait... that was fonz... sorry, I had you confused.
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well your obviously not too busy to memorizing my lifes events.

your older then me and still pathetic......

BO-DEN
 
Code said:
Get her name/number to superdave, he'll handle it from here.
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It took you until the second page of this thread to post that, come on orb, you gotta be a little faster on the uptake. Im counting on you for the laughs.
 
BO-DEN said:
lucky for me... i only drink with brothers.... and thats before i get to the club.

and if i was gunna kill you i just hit you with the sharp end of a hammer.
and there you go doctor Kovorcian, YOUR FUCKED.

BO-DEN
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bo-den i know it was a big jump from pop-up books to the internet for you, try not to let your frustration show, ok?
:rolleyes:
 
GoldenDelicious said:
bo-den i know it was a big jump from pop-up books to the internet for you, try not to let your frustration show, ok?
:rolleyes:
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LAME..

pop up books? common doctor evil .... im sure a homicidal chemist like you can come up with a better insult then that.


BO-DEN
 
ChewYxRage said:
ever since I figured out how to type messages and click on "submit reply" which is exactly what you have you have been doing.

so i guess we are the same level, eh?
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"what you have you have" spit it out JR.


what level?

your a tooth pick

your certianly not on my level


BO-DEN
 
BO-DEN said:
"what you have you have" spit it out JR.


what level?

your a tooth pick

your certianly not on my level


BO-DEN
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sorry sir.

i thought we were on the information superhighway.

"your a toothpick"

sorry bro. how bout I start using steroids,age 5-7 years, get that fatty
bo-den look and then come back. k?
 
ChewYxRage said:
sorry sir.

i thought we were on the information superhighway.

"your a toothpick"

sorry bro. how bout I start using steroids,age 5-7 years, get that fatty
bo-den look and then come back. k?
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Do something!! my girlfriend has bigger lats.


BO-DEN
 
This thread should die, K PLZ THNX
 
GoldenDelicious said:
hey i cant see it because its a thumbnail, but was that last pic a pop up book, bo-den? ;)
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no but here is a pop up picture for ya...

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i call it
BO-DEN shows goldendelicious how to deep throat.



BO-DEN :coffee:
 
of course, my not being able to see the picture hinders your smackdown somewhat, dont you think?

anyway boden, no offense (or offense, if youd rather) but im not going to respond anymore, unless something really really amusing happens in this thread. which i doubt.

honestly you should take a look at how needlessly agressive you act, if your online behaviour is anything to go by.

cheers
 
GoldenDelicious said:
of course, my not being able to see the picture hinders your smackdown somewhat, dont you think?

anyway boden, no offense (or offense, if youd rather) but im not going to respond anymore, unless something really really amusing happens in this thread. which i doubt.

honestly you should take a look at how needlessly agressive you act, if your online behaviour is anything to go by.

cheers
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gottcha..... aggression is how i have found happieness and success at 22

my father taught me throu humiliation. he taught me you can either be the steps to the top or walk on them.

id rather run up them.

If you dont take what you want someone will grab it for themselves! and honestly you should remember what im saying next time your going up for a promotion or persuing anything you WANT.

for me im happy healthy and being friendly and selfless has never gotten me anywere.

BO-DEN
 
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