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Accepting suggestions for beginning a life of corruption

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What should I start with?
Illicit sex? Illegal drugs? Eating simple carbs?

Any and all suggestions are welcome.
 
If your desp for money, learn a easy trade like Glass work, or locksmith and you will be AMAZED at what you can do if you need to


Watch out for those simple carbs, sneaky sons of bitches they are
 
well I've been known to pick the occasional chastity belt...pm a description of the lock and I could give you a difficult scale and how I would go about it
 
Sex sells. Always has, always will. Can't go wrong. Except for that whole veneral disease. Oh well, there's catches with everything I guess. Find something with the least consequences.

You wouldn't happen to be asking this after seeing the movie, "the score" would you?
After I saw it, I wanted to start a life of crime too. I'm easily influenced.:)
 
LOL, yes, I can be easily influenced too.
No, I haven't seen The Score. I heard it was maybe a waste of time.
So, it appears that we have narrowed this down to a sex trade. Although, the locksmith idea was pretty tempting.
Perhaps Las Vegas IS my destiny.
 
The score is definitely worth seeing. It may give you tips to starting your new life. I always make sure to buy these types of movies when I can for the "help" they can give, just in case............:rolleyes:
 
all my ho's get free medical , housing and nightly massages from their pimp "me".
I also offer lo carb rice cakes after hours if you get hungry after playing the skin flute on my clients
 
Nice...tempting.
Don't I remember an offer of all expenses paid, from a previous post? I'll have to look that one up.

Playing the skin flute? You're waxing poetic.
 
That offer was to be employed to give me pedicures and manicures. The offer is now expired as I have found a small elderly vietnamese woman who speaks noi english to do them for me in return for kibbles and bits which she feeds her 12 cats. She also keeps rubbing my leg during the pedicures and grinning but she has no teeth.
 
lol... Oh - well - my misunderstanding. I should have read the fine print.

Umm, Hamster, what is this toothless woman rubbing your leg with?
 
Freak Show said:
The score is definitely worth seeing. It may give you tips to starting your new life. I always make sure to buy these types of movies when I can for the "help" they can give, just in case............:rolleyes:

Freak, you're being cryptic. Now you've got me curious.
 
I am going to the Score this afternoon now you 2 have got me curious damn it. I could give you some tips on how to lead a naughty life of crime for a small fee of a gluteus maximus massage and a nice light acid facial peel. and then maybe a swedish massage, . that is a small price to pay for access to the hamster's crypt of knowledge.
 
Your obvious choice is to become a polititian. One needs to look no further than our previous president, that is if you wish to get to his level of corruption, which will be hard to top.

Good luck, by the way what is your party leanings?

Just curious as I do want to see how your campaign goes. Hey maybe you need a campaign manager, hire me and I can get you on the right track quickly.
 
Hey Satan, I was hoping you'd stop by. Cannibalism. Decent protein source I would think and bonus - not a simple carb.

Can you suggest a sex or drug trade that might be appropriate for beginners?

Laser - I'm mostly Democrat with a little more green than mainstream. Save the salmon! Have you hugged a tree today?
 
meth labs are easy to create even in an urban setting. you probably have access to all the equipment needed at your place of employment. also being you are in a hippy town you could raise hydroponic marijuana in your closet, grow magic mushrooms in your flower box or just come visit me and I will teach you the sex trades.
I also heard american girls can make huge money doing the donkey show in tiajuana
 
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