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ok get your minds out of the gutter


herre is the 411

i have a bath tube and the cock is starting to come off , should i just take a razor and remove all the old stuff? or just lay cock over the old stuff?


thanx for reading my post
 
make sure that you squeeze the cock into all the holes.
 
Knowing you, you'll end up with cock all over yourself. Dont swallow the cock though. And make sure to wash all that goo out of your hair.
 
justyxxxx said:
out with the old cock, in with the new - I always say . . .
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You musta picked up that saying from your mom.
 
Scrape the old crusty cock with a screwdriver vigorously until the cock is removed. Then massage new cock into the crack with your finger tip.
 
hardrock said:
Scrape the old crusty cock with a screwdriver vigorously until the cock is removed. Then massage new cock into the crack with your finger tip.
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THANx TOOL


them peeps in minn are all about personal home improvement
 
Get as much cock into as much crack as you possibly can. Your cock will no longer be as effective as it ages.


Firstly....toss old cock out of crack and put your new cock in.
 
tiger88 said:
ok get your minds out of the gutter


herre is the 411

i have a bath tube and the cock is starting to come off , should i just take a razor and remove all the old stuff? or just lay cock over the old stuff?


thanx for reading my post
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O..
M..
G......May God have mercy on you, Good Bor.
 
Somebody, suck his caulk
 
first off, are you sure you have enough cock on hand? it'd be a shame if you were putting new cock into the bath tube and realized you had to go uptown to get some more cock.

After applying the cock liberally, some people are tempted to use a hairdryer to shrink the cock and make it stick. I would not advise this as it makes the cock brittle nad prone to flaking off. YOu want that cock to hold that crack together for years and speeding up your attempts to dry the cock will be trading short term gain for long term problems.
 
nordstrom said:

After applying the cock liberally, some people are tempted to use a hairdryer to shrink the cock and make it stick. I would not advise this as it makes the cock brittle nad prone to flaking off. YOu want that cock to hold that crack together for years and speeding up your attempts to dry the cock will be trading short term gain for long term problems.
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No bro you are mistaken there. Heat makes cock grow, cold makes cock shrink.

lol
 
Hey Mister said:


No bro you are mistaken there. Heat makes cock grow, cold makes cock shrink.

lol
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i dont know about that. I've put cock in about 40 bath tubes so far so i have a pretty good idea of how to keep cock hard and sticky so that nobody else needs to put new cock in there for a few years or more. My cocking jobs are the stuff of legend.
 
tiger88 said:
ok get your minds out of the gutter


herre is the 411

i have a bath tube and the cock is starting to come off , should i just take a razor and remove all the old stuff? or just lay cock over the old stuff?


thanx for reading my post
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Tiger how does the old cock feel? It is soft or firm? Get a nice chunk in your hand and squeeze it then let me know how it is. Also, has the old cock developed any abrasions, mold, or smeg?

You may be able to get away with laying new cock over old cock.

lol
 
nordstrom said:


i dont know about that. I've put cock in about 40 bath tubes so far so i have a pretty good idea of how to keep cock hard and sticky so that nobody else needs to put new cock in there for a few years or more. My cocking jobs are the stuff of legend.
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lmao

Bro I have a pretty good idea how to keep cock hard and sticky as well. :lmao:

Believe me man, heat makes cock hard and firm, cold makes cock shrivel.

What kind of cock do you put in these bathtubs my friend? Please tell me more about your legendary cock jobs.
 
i didn't really shop around i just got a coupon and bought some cock from home depot.

I prefer using a gun when administering cock, rather than my hands as the pressure is higher with the cock gun. I also try to make sure the area is dry beforehand. I tend to adminiister the cock in a slow, back and forth motion, using my fingers to make sure all the cock has sealed up all the open spaces. Then i let it dry while i watch Everybody loves raymond in the other room. After i'm pretty sure the cock will hold on its own without me there i usually run a few tests, grab the bath tube and shake it trying to see if hte cock will come out. If it doesn't then i know i am done for the day and i go home.
 
nordstrom said:
i didn't really shop around i just got a coupon and bought some cock from home depot.

I prefer using a gun when administering cock, rather than my hands as the pressure is higher with the cock gun. I also try to make sure the area is dry beforehand. I tend to adminiister the cock in a slow, back and forth motion, using my fingers to make sure all the cock has sealed up all the open spaces. Then i let it dry while i watch Everybody loves raymond in the other room. After i'm pretty sure the cock will hold on its own without me there i usually run a few tests, grab the bath tube and shake it trying to see if hte cock will come out. If it doesn't then i know i am done for the day and i go home.
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Whoa brother you use a GUN when administering cock???? You ever try just asking them out nicely???

I only use my hands when I administer cock because, as you mentioned, the pressure generated by the hands is greater. I'm the type of guy that requires more pressure for cock you know. I don't see the point of drying the area beforehand, cuz it'll only get wet afterwards.

Your back and forth technique sounds good, but I prefer using the in and out method...inside crack, outside crack.

If Everybody Loves Raymond is your preferred method of passing time for cock to dry, whatever floats your boat man. I prefer a nice tissue though.

You definitely sound like a cockmaster to me my friend.

I wholeheartedly agree with you, cock from Home Depot is nothing but the best!!
 
also make sure you fill the tube with water before putting the cock in the crack. if you don't the cock can wiggle out later since the tube crack wasn't properly stretched out.
 
Hmmm. I don't want to rush to judgement, but I sense a little double entendre taking place.


Except, I still don't really understand what gap seal and yardbirds have in common...
 
jackangel said:
it's best not to talk with your mouth full
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^^^ LMAO



Smerfette has cawk on the brain.....
 
dude...at first I though, "OMG, Tiger's BACK!!!!!!!"

Then I saw it was an old thread.

Then I remembered the thread and laughed.

Then I saw all the old names that are no longer here and I wept.

Then I finished reading it through my laughter and tears and I sighed and smiled.

Thank you Smurf.

K to you. :)
 
i miss a lot of the good bros in this thread
 
lol if rotten is tiger then she's a tall buff hot looking college dude

best line ever:
"Im kinda nervous. Ive never met anyone from the internet before"
 
Smurfy said:
lol if rotten is tiger then she's a tall buff hot looking college dude

best line ever:
"Im kinda nervous. Ive never met anyone from the internet before"
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his house party post-pics were hilarious
 
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