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ttlpkg said:Or sometimes it's: "Mommy and Daddy are going to take a nap now"
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"Daddy, it sounds more like you guys are jumping on the bed!"
A True test of parental will and patience...
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hehehehehehheheheeee
"Daddy, it sounds more like you guys are jumping on the bed!"
Longhorn85
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bikinimom said:
hehehehehehheheheeee
"Daddy, it sounds more like you guys are jumping on the bed!"
No screaming allowed, and have the kids turn the TV way up! And DEFINITELY don't forget to lock the door. If one of my kids catch me hammering away at Mommy doggy style they'll probably never be the same.
I can see it now, my son, the sexual predator...
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...flash forward 5 years, kid's first day in kindergarten....
Teacher: "And what's your name?"
Kid: "Zirakzigil Ttlpkg"
...ok maybe in bad taste, but kinda hit me funny in the 3 sec I read this thread .... sorry Zirak - not meant as a stab at you.
Ttlpkg -- I sincerely hope you have some vowels in your name so people don't think ur kids are weird.
If one of my kids broke out in a full on wail, we both would have shot our perved out asses into their room to see what the problem was. My kids didn't cry much. One time we had to quit because one came to the door to announce he was sick. Just told him to get his ass to the bathroom. Dipshit turned around and puked twice. THAT pissed me off though, so I can definately understand.
Longhorn85
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It depends on what stage of the sex you are in though, and how good it is that particular time.
There have been some times that it was so good, and I was so into it and so about to cum, that my kids, my parents, her parents and the Mormon Tabernacle Choir could have opened my bedroom door and I would have continued to tap, tap, tap that ass.
There have been some times that it was so good, and I was so into it and so about to cum, that my kids, my parents, her parents and the Mormon Tabernacle Choir could have opened my bedroom door and I would have continued to tap, tap, tap that ass.
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Frackal
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Zirakzigil said:I bet a nice dick to suck on would shut the little critter up
C'mon, he's not teething yet is he?
This is so fucked up but I can't help but LMAO at it's audacity....
Oh man, sick kids can really hamper the sex life. Our youngest got sick this weekend and our oldest had a friend spend the weekend so it was very little sleep all weekend. This after being away on business last week. All I wanted was a little pussy, you know? Finally last night the kids were asleep early and we made up for that lost week. I don't know if guys can have multiple orgasms or not but last night I blew the first load after about six strokes (lol) and I swear thirty seconds later it hit again then twenty or so minutes later I had the third. I guess a little hiatus can be good, although I would rather have it every night.
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Love Bone said:
Damn bro, what did you do? Just continue humping after you shot your wad? Or did she have to use oral to reinvigorate you?
Just kept humping
I have another thread about it. This Flax Oil has some effect on me that is similiar to Test. I began Flax Oil and Zinc so I am not sure which is producing this effect but I think it's the Flax. Believe me, I can't usually keep going so I am not bragging.
I have another thread about it. This Flax Oil has some effect on me that is similiar to Test. I began Flax Oil and Zinc so I am not sure which is producing this effect but I think it's the Flax. Believe me, I can't usually keep going so I am not bragging.
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What kind of flax do you take and how much? I take 1100mg capsules in the morning with breakfast. No noticeable increase in my already abnormal sex drive.
