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A penis in a guys butt is not normal...

I have a small ureathra, not the same as a penis, but its kind of in the area, I cant stick that in a butt, I already tried several times but alas went home from the zoo angry and horny
 
Let me break it down for you fellas:

Entrance - Exit
Natural lubrication - No natural lubrication
Needed for procreation - Not practiced by any other species
Leads to survival of species - Leads to disease

Any questions?
 
dragon14 said:
Let me break it down for you fellas:

Entrance - Exit
Natural lubrication - No natural lubrication
Needed for procreation - Not practiced by any other species
Leads to survival of species - Leads to disease

Any questions?
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I have another one.

Takes in sperm and spits out babies - FULL OF SHIT
 
you realize when you have sex with an animal,you not only have sex with THAT animal,but you also have sex with every other animal that animal has ever had sex with
 
4everhung said:
you realize when you have sex with an animal,you not only have sex with THAT animal,but you also have sex with every other animal that animal has ever had sex with
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not if you use a rubber like ur supposed to
 
casavant said:


Word.

Animals butt fuck each other all the time.
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Care to provide examples?

I love it when adult humans use the behavior of Bonobos to try to legitimize their obviously confused and sick behavior. I suppose if I started eating my own shit and vomit I could use the example of my neighbor's dog to say that my behavior was normal. So please... use Bonobos (who do not have anal sex BTW) as your example.
 
dragon14 said:


LOL. Sure enough, the Bonobos again. Where, in any of those 3 articles, does it mention anal sex?

Now, read the title of the post again.

Ok, now read this reply again.

Now, read the title of the post again...
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Where in the title, did it mention sex with animals? Shut up, Corky. Threads don't always stick to the Title of it. We went from anal sex, to sex with animals, to animals being dykes and gayrods, to me kindly looking for those links to you insinuating I can't read. STICK WITH THE TOPIC. I don't think you asking for proof was very relevant? :confused:
 
MarthaStewart said:
I like this dragon14 guy. he comes across as really well educated.

like the way he says that no other species practices anal sex.
and then when we say it does, he says no, prove it.
so then we prove it.
and then his response is that we should read the title of this thread.

totally got us.

I'm adding this fella to my list of board favorites.
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I think what he really wanted was pictures of gay animals doing each other in the poop alley to get his mojo going. ;(

Well, I'm sorry, I have not found those, but I did find pictures of gay men doing animals in the ass, maybe that'd work for you?
 
I like this dragon14 guy. he comes across as really well educated.

like the way he says that no other species practices anal sex.
and then when we say it does, he says no, prove it.
so then we prove it.
and then his response is that we should read the title of this thread.

totally got us.

I'm adding this fella to my list of board favorites.
 
PoyeBoy said:
I have a small ureathra, not the same as a penis, but its kind of in the area, I cant stick that in a butt, I already tried several times but alas went home from the zoo angry and horny
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I knew I wasn't the only sheep fucker around here!
 
buttplug said:
Where in the title, did it mention sex with animals? Shut up, Corky. Threads don't always stick to the Title of it. We went from anal sex, to sex with animals, to animals being dykes and gayrods, to me kindly looking for those links to you insinuating I can't read. STICK WITH THE TOPIC. I don't think you asking for proof was very relevant? :confused:
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STICK WITH THE ARGUMENT. that's how you come to conclusions. not by sticking to topics. and, how was what I said "off the topic" anyway?

I though it was easy enough to follow. Go figure
 
MarthaStewart said:


right, and we gave examples of OTHER species.

let me guess - you are in Mensa?
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And the example, brainiac, was WHAT? who is the "we" who gave examples... and where are they? I read the three links discussion posted, did you? please show me where it mentions anal sex.. the topic of this thread?
 
dragon14 said:


Care to provide examples?

I love it when adult humans use the behavior of Bonobos to try to legitimize their obviously confused and sick behavior. I suppose if I started eating my own shit and vomit I could use the example of my neighbor's dog to say that my behavior was normal. So please... use Bonobos (who do not have anal sex BTW) as your example.
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I ahd a live-in g/f whose dog loved to eat my 2 cats shit outta the litter box..they were like a delicacy to the dog... as soon as we let him in after the usual doggie type "hellos,good to see you" he would head right to the litter box..I loved it as it cut down on my litter box maintenance...another g/fs dog would eat the furr ball cat throw up..I wouldn't bother cleaning said cat puke as i would just have the dog do it
 
dragon14 said:


And the example, brainiac, was WHAT? who is the "we" who gave examples... and where are they? I read the three links discussion posted, did you? please show me where it mentions anal sex.. the topic of this thread?
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Quit being so ANAL about the bloody topic title or I'm going to pounce on your face with a truck loaded with bricks. The topic was about the people on this board having gay sex with one another, it had nothing to do with "other species" in the first place.
 
buttplug said:
Quit being so ANAL about the bloody topic title or I'm going to pounce on your face with a truck loaded with bricks. The topic was about the people on this board having gay sex with one another, it had nothing to do with "other species" in the first place.
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Yeah, why should we stick to what has been said, i.e. the actual argument or discovery of truth... when it's so much more fun to be a moron???

If you want to change or ammend the argument, then be clear about it. Otherwise, you are what people who know anything about logic call "a moving target".

If you don't want to stay within the confines of what has actually been stated, then just STFU and read another thread, and don't start arguments you can't back up.
 
MarthaStewart said:


you wrote that now other species has anal sex right?

let me know if I'm typing too fast - I can slow down.

Then we wrote that animals do have anal sex. The fact that you haven't seen them having sex, doesn't disprove this.

I've never seen a gay guy plow another gay guy in the ass - but that doesn't somehow disprove that it happens.

the fact is, there are plenty of species that do it.

if you want to deny it - go for it, but you might as well admit to the denial... or not.

I still maintain that you are wonderul and the board needs deep thinkers like you.
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You do realize you haven't answered my question. WHAT OTHER SPECIES???? Do I need bigger font? You argument is:

Other species have anal sex
Therefore, other species have anal sex

Take a class every now and then.
 
dragon14 said:


And the example, brainiac, was WHAT? who is the "we" who gave examples... and where are they? I read the three links discussion posted, did you? please show me where it mentions anal sex.. the topic of this thread?
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you wrote that now other species has anal sex right?

let me know if I'm typing too fast - I can slow down.

Then we wrote that animals do have anal sex. The fact that you haven't seen them having sex, doesn't disprove this.

I've never seen a gay guy plow another gay guy in the ass - but that doesn't somehow disprove that it happens.

the fact is, there are plenty of species that do it.

if you want to deny it - go for it, but you might as well admit to the denial... or not.

I still maintain that you are wonderul and the board needs deep thinkers like you.
 
dragon14 said:


You do realize you haven't answered my question. WHAT OTHER SPECIES???? Do I need bigger font? You argument is:
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DOLPHINS

http://www.bidstrup.com/sodomy.htm

Just as in humans, animals often form long-term same-sex relationships. In species in which this normally occurs in heterosexual couples, that shouldn't come as a great surprise, but it does come as a surprise in species where heterosexual pair-bonds don't normally form for long if at all. This is true of bottlenose dolphins, which are not known to form heterosexual pair bonds, but which do in fact form homosexual pair bonds, including sex, and often lasting for life.
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I don't think dolphins can successfully suck each other's cocks.
 
search google for:

homosexuality "animal kingdom"

not that difficult
 
dragon14 said:


You do realize you haven't answered my question. WHAT OTHER SPECIES???? Do I need bigger font? You argument is:

Other species have anal sex
Therefore, other species have anal sex

Take a class every now and then.
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YESSS - you totally owned me. Good one - slap me.
take a class.... damn boy. that hurts.

Anyway, you are arguing that it isn't natural for humans to have ass sex right?

Okay, then we pointed out that in nature, animals have ass sex.
Dogs, horses, cattle, monkeys, apes, goats, donkeys, elephants, etc.

So now that we have animals in nature having ass sex, this then become "natural".

Male animals stick their dicks in things because it feels good and they have a drive to stick their dicks in things.

If you want a better arguement, then claim that there is no emotional bond in the animal world, therefore the fact that we have an emotional bond with ass love makes us unnatural.

I'm curious what sort of authority you are on anal pleasure in animals - you defiantly stated that Bonobos don't have anal sex - I'm just curious your credentials.
Work in a zoo? Research lab?
went to church and god beamed it down to you?
your dog talks to you while you polish your guns?
 
I hate to point it out AGAIN... but where in that article does it give an example of another species having anal sex? Anal sex IS at least mentioned (an improvement over previous postings)... but NO EXAMPLES OF IT ARE GIVEN.. other than humans.

I give up.

And by the way, dolphins sucking each other cocks is just as feasible and dolphins plowing each others shit holes.
 
I thought I was doing ok with my 7" penis until I got on elite and started talking to everyone on chat & conversation and elite between the sheets. That's when I found out I definately have the smallest penis on the board.
 
dragon14 said:
I hate to point it out AGAIN... but where in that article does it give an example of another species having anal sex? Anal sex IS at least mentioned (an improvement over previous postings)... but NO EXAMPLES OF IT ARE GIVEN.. other than humans.

I give up.

And by the way, dolphins sucking each other cocks is just as feasible and dolphins plowing each others shit holes.
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Oh my God. *YOU* give up?

I'm sorry it's not written litterally "Dolphins sodomize each other". Then, maybe... MAYBE, you would just knock it off. Does everything have to be written litterally to get it?

Here, I am writing it now:

Dolphins have anal sex.

Here, case over.

Winner: buttplug.
 
Hey, Ugly (you know who you are)... you can't argue logically. You are trying, I can see that, but it's not working. The problem is, you are not naturally a logical person, and you either have not taken logic 101 yet... or you were stoned in class every day. So, while a mind is a terrible thing to waste... I must digress at this point.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
I thought I was doing ok with my 7" penis until I got on elite and started talking to everyone on chat & conversation and elite between the sheets. That's when I found out I definately have the smallest penis on the board.
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That'll be great for our anal sex on friday.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
I thought I was doing ok with my 7" penis until I got on elite and started talking to everyone on chat & conversation and elite between the sheets. That's when I found out I definately have the smallest penis on the board.
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yeah they really need to add a penis size requirement to the registration process to weed out all sub 10 inchers
 
buttplug said:
Quit being so ANAL about the bloody topic title or I'm going to pounce on your face with a truck loaded with bricks. The topic was about the people on this board having gay sex with one another, it had nothing to do with "other species" in the first place.
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That's a pretty clear threat as well as a violation of the Elite TOS.

"You agree, through your use of this service, that you will not use this Forum to post any material which is knowingly false and/or defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented, threatening, invasive of a person's privacy, or otherwise violative of any law. You agree not to post any copyrighted material unless the copyright is owned by you or by Elite Fitness."

Wonder what your new username will be if you keep it up?
 
XBiker said:


That's a pretty clear threat as well as a violation of the Elite TOS.

"You agree, through your use of this service, that you will not use this Forum to post any material which is knowingly false and/or defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented, threatening, invasive of a person's privacy, or otherwise violative of any law. You agree not to post any copyrighted material unless the copyright is owned by you or by Elite Fitness."

Wonder what your new username will be if you keep it up?
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I won't come back, don't worry.
 
XBiker said:
Personally, I could care less if you do/don't/woteva.
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Well, then, you might want to go around and post that one rule in pretty much every single thread, since you don't care one way or the other. Because at least one person violates it per thread, usually a lot more.

Don't forget to show it to a mod, you know, since you don't care.
 
buttplug said:
Well, then, you might want to go around and post that one rule in pretty much every single thread, since you don't care one way or the other. Because at least one person violates it per thread, usually a lot more.

Don't forget to show it to a mod, you know, since you don't care.
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It was clear that you threatened him.

Like I said, I could care less. If he doesn't like it, he can report it himself.

Yours in caring less,

X.
 
XBiker said:


It was clear that you threatened him.

Like I said, I could care less. If he doesn't like it, he can report it himself.

Yours in caring less,

X.
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Well thanks for pointing it out, champs. I'm sure he felt e-threatened by my 5'6" 115lbs figure.
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
I thought I was doing ok with my 7" penis until I got on elite and started talking to everyone on chat & conversation and elite between the sheets. That's when I found out I definately have the smallest penis on the board.
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yeah no shit!:FRlol:
 
I'll chime in my tuppence worth here:
In my experience on my parents farm in Ireland which covers thousands of cattle and sheep, I have never seen or encountered the following:
1. Anal sex involving male animals even when those animals are seperated and kept amongst their own sex although in sheep cases they rams go totally nuts , often attacking each other and even inanimate objects - we lost many rams through this. Furthermore it is easy to check this since the rams have raddle applied ot their sternum to help the farmer identify which sheep have been impregnated.
2. Oral sex involving penises.

However in cattle i saw countless examples of mounting of cows by other (female obviously) cows - in fact that is the way that we could identify when that cow was ready to mate with a bull.
Similarly oral sex to females is normal (even by females) , although it doesnt go on for as long as per humans. The same is true of horses we had.

That is all.
 
Hmmm... I'lll try to remember that. Next time I see a woman mounting another one, she is ready to breed. If she is a hottie, I should walk up and hit on her.

...wait a minute are you SURE these rules apply to humans?
 
Yeah, its definately the only one I've ever had in my hand mark. haha
 
BodyByFinaplix said:
Hmmm... I'lll try to remember that. Next time I see a woman mounting another one, she is ready to breed. If she is a hottie, I should walk up and hit on her.

...wait a minute are you SURE these rules apply to humans?
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Fucked if i know!
 
BodyByFinaplix said:


I don't know, it is a little thick though. You up for it?
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yeh, the thickest one he ever had in his hand!!


















better be the ONLY one he ever had in his hand!! right?? right???/ :FRlol:
 
you could donate it to the salvation army or there is an organization that gives clothes to women who have left abusive relationships. if you check it out you will find something.
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WE AS WOMEN GIVE LIFE TO EVERYTHING WE TOUCH SO IF WE ARE a size 8 OR 18 WE SHOULD BE HONORED
 
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