A penis in a guys butt is not normal...

[discussion]

my dog has tried humping my leg before..does that count?

 

[Deleted member 33117]

I thought I was doing ok with my 7" penis until I got on elite and started talking to everyone on chat & conversation and elite between the sheets. That's when I found out I definately have the smallest penis on the board.

 

[buttplug]

I hate to point it out AGAIN... but where in that article does it give an example of another species having anal sex? Anal sex IS at least mentioned (an improvement over previous postings)... but NO EXAMPLES OF IT ARE GIVEN.. other than humans.

I give up.

And by the way, dolphins sucking each other cocks is just as feasible and dolphins plowing each others shit holes.

Oh my God. *YOU* give up?

I'm sorry it's not written litterally "Dolphins sodomize each other". Then, maybe... MAYBE, you would just knock it off. Does everything have to be written litterally to get it?

Here, I am writing it now:

Dolphins have anal sex.

Here, case over.

Winner: buttplug.

 

[Dragon14]

Hey, Ugly (you know who you are)... you can't argue logically. You are trying, I can see that, but it's not working. The problem is, you are not naturally a logical person, and you either have not taken logic 101 yet... or you were stoned in class every day. So, while a mind is a terrible thing to waste... I must digress at this point.

 

[buttplug]

I thought I was doing ok with my 7" penis until I got on elite and started talking to everyone on chat & conversation and elite between the sheets. That's when I found out I definately have the smallest penis on the board.

That'll be great for our anal sex on friday.

 

[discussion]

I thought I was doing ok with my 7" penis until I got on elite and started talking to everyone on chat & conversation and elite between the sheets. That's when I found out I definately have the smallest penis on the board.

yeah they really need to add a penis size requirement to the registration process to weed out all sub 10 inchers

 

[XBiker]

Quit being so ANAL about the bloody topic title or I'm going to pounce on your face with a truck loaded with bricks. The topic was about the people on this board having gay sex with one another, it had nothing to do with "other species" in the first place.

That's a pretty clear threat as well as a violation of the Elite TOS.

"You agree, through your use of this service, that you will not use this Forum to post any material which is knowingly false and/or defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented, threatening, invasive of a person's privacy, or otherwise violative of any law. You agree not to post any copyrighted material unless the copyright is owned by you or by Elite Fitness."

Wonder what your new username will be if you keep it up?

 

[Deleted member 33117]

That'll be great for our anal sex on friday.

I don't know, it is a little thick though. You up for it?

 

[buttplug]

That's a pretty clear threat as well as a violation of the Elite TOS.

"You agree, through your use of this service, that you will not use this Forum to post any material which is knowingly false and/or defamatory, inaccurate, abusive, vulgar, hateful, harassing, obscene, profane, sexually oriented, threatening, invasive of a person's privacy, or otherwise violative of any law. You agree not to post any copyrighted material unless the copyright is owned by you or by Elite Fitness."

Wonder what your new username will be if you keep it up?

I won't come back, don't worry.

 

[XBiker]

I won't come back, don't worry.

Personally, I could care less if you do/don't/woteva.