A miracle has occured. I can go without sex...

[foreigngirl]

...for a week. It was funny, well to me at least

 

[spongebob]

Re: A miracle has occured. I can go without sex for a week

yea i tried to get some sex last night and was pissed, found out id been cut off since last week.

 

[foreigngirl]

Re: A miracle has occured. I can go without sex for a week

yea i tried to get some sex last night and was pissed, found out id been cut off since last week.

what did you do wrong? Women usually punish man like that

 

[Sub-Zero]

iv gone without sex for 17 years.

its no hard

 

[UA_Iron]

its been 2 weeks for me, I'm dying.

 

[spongebob]

Re: A miracle has occured. I can go without sex for a week

what did you do wrong? Women usually punish man like that

that was a stupid joke someone told me. you know, been cutoff for a week and just found out. i know not very funny.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

A miracle has occured. I can go a whole lifetime without sex.



[size=-3]Someone shoot me 8-{[/size]

 

[foreigngirl]

iv gone without sex for 17 years.

its no hard

soooo, you are 17 and still a virgin

 

[Redshoteye]

iv gone without sex for 17 years.

its no hard

Sub after your first time it wont be that easy. I've been abstinent since comming home from college for the summer, I swear every chick looks so taggable right now I'm too gdamn horny.

 

[seizer]

soooo, you are 17 and still a virgin

in time, this man will be in all your porn pop ups like peter north. Just you wait.

 

[foreigngirl]

in time, this man will be in all your porn pop ups like peter north. Just you wait.

there you go, someone has to beleive in him

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Sub after your first time it wont be that easy.

i've heard this before. Once you have sex you want it all the tme.

 

[Redshoteye]

Your a virgin ulcaster?

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

iv gone without sex for 17 years.

its no hard

shut up yeah it is

 

[Lestat]

a week is nothing, but a month starts to hurt

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Your a virgin ulcaster?

I guess you missed last nights thread.
Yeah, and I'm a decade older then sub

 

[foreigngirl]

a week is nothing, but a month starts to hurt

oh, just imagine when a girl is pregnant...
2 weeks hurt like hell

 

[Sub-Zero]

shut up yeah it is

i know, im just trying to sound cool.

 

[Redshoteye]

I guess you missed last nights thread.
Yeah, and I'm a decade older then sub

Get out and get some poonany fuol, you dont party or what... religious thing?

 

[seizer]

Get out and get some poonany fuol, you dont party or what... religious thing?

ulcast is different breed. A good breed, but a different breed.

 

[Sub-Zero]

Get out and get some poonany fuol, you dont party or what... religious thing?

all iv gotta say for ulcaster is -prostitute-

buy it, scew it..doit

 

[foreigngirl]

all iv gotta say for ulcaster is -prostitute-

buy it, scew it..doit

what are you waiting then?

 

[puddlemonkey]

Damn, I feel for you guys. My only problem is trying to decide which girl I'm going to see on what day of the week. Sometimes I can fit two in the schedule, but usually I don't have the desire for sex twice in a day at my age (29). I could if I were to pull a hammy, and just worry about satisfying myself, but thats not fair to them.

 

[~Lexy~]

I am a virgin too and proud of it.

 

[seizer]

Damn, I feel for you guys. My only problem is trying to decide which girl I'm going to see on what day of the week. Sometimes I can fit two in the schedule, but usually I don't have the desire for sex twice in a day at my age (29). I could if I were to pull a hammy, and just worry about satisfying myself, but thats not fair to them.

whoa whoa whoa, who said anything about fairness. Bust your nut and end it.

 

[foreigngirl]

Damn, I feel for you guys. My only problem is trying to decide which girl I'm going to see on what day of the week. Sometimes I can fit two in the schedule, but usually I don't have the desire for sex twice in a day at my age (29). I could if I were to pull a hammy, and just worry about satisfying myself, but thats not fair to them.

well, yours is anothert story. Mine is this: my husband works at night, so he is gone from 4pm till 6am. He wakes up at 2:30. We still cant do anything, cause the kids are up. Have to wait for the weekend...

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Damn, I feel for you guys. My only problem is trying to decide which girl I'm going to see on what day of the week. Sometimes I can fit two in the schedule, but usually I don't have the desire for sex twice in a day at my age (29). I could if I were to pull a hammy, and just worry about satisfying myself, but thats not fair to them.

waaay to rub it in, fucko

 

[saint808]

my spirit transcends sex.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I am a virgin too and proud of it.

bullshit....

 

[puddlemonkey]

Eaaaaasy virgins. No need to get bitter. Just master the art of cunnilingus and the opportunities are endless.

Of course it helps if you don't look like the elephant man and are finacially successful too.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

well, yours is anothert story. Mine is this: my husband works at night, so he is gone from 4pm till 6am. He wakes up at 2:30. We still cant do anything, cause the kids are up. Have to wait for the weekend...

you have till the weekend? OMG.THE FUCKING HORROR!!
How do you live?

 

[swole]

This turns into an e-flirting "I'll take your virginity" thread in 3,2,1...

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

This turns into an e-flirting "I'll take your virginity" thread in 3,2,1...

I've never seen one of those since I've been here...be a nice change though. LOL

 

[~Lexy~]

Eaaaaasy virgins. No need to get bitter. Just master the art of cunnilingus and the opportunities are endless.

Of course it helps if you don't look like the elephant man and are finacially successful too.

Ulcasterdropout doesn't believe me.

 

[needtogetaas]

Ulcasterdropout doesn't believe me.

o.this is going to be fun.

 

[Redshoteye]

Eaaaaasy virgins. No need to get bitter. Just master the art of cunnilingus and the opportunities are endless.

Of course it helps if you don't look like the elephant man and are finacially successful too.

Dont worry Rico... true players don't need cunnilingus to snatch their prey. I've only had to administer a handful of times

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Eaaaaasy virgins. No need to get bitter. Just master the art of cunnilingus and the opportunities are endless.

Of course it helps if you don't look like the elephant man and are finacially successful too.

Don't pull the 'eaaaasy virgins' shit with me, fuck. Don't brag, just shut up and go away...

 

[evansteve]

A miracle has occured. I can go a whole lifetime without sex.



[size=-3]Someone shoot me 8-{[/size]

At the very least, I would find a hooker before you die. That way you can know what you have or havent been missing out on.
(this coming from a person who normally doesnt believe in premarital sex)

For the folks that dont know, I'm a virgin somewhere in between the age of Sublime and Ulcaster (I'm 21).

 

[ex0Tic_island_girl]

I can live w/o sex

as long as i am with the people that I care about and love me

who cares about sex




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****To "J" Mahal Kita 4ever****

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

At the very least, I would find a hooker before you die. That way you can know what you have or havent been missing out on.
(this coming from a person who normally doesnt believe in premarital sex)

For the folks that dont know, I'm a virgin somewhere in between the age of Sublime and Ulcaster (I'm 21).

Why the hell would I want to find a hooker before I die? To know how I missed the best thing about life, only to taste it a brief moment to die the next.
I'd rather just get the death thing going. I don't wanna know...To find out would be bad.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I can live w/o sex

as long as i am with the people that I care about and love me

who cares about sex




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****To "J" Mahal Kita 4ever****

blaaaah. Women can say they don't want or need sex cuz, they are offered cock every fucking 11 seconds. If no one wanted you, you'd be wanting some nookie in a hurry.

 

[ex0Tic_island_girl]

blaaaah. Women can say they don't want or need sex cuz, they are offered cock every fucking 11 seconds. If no one wanted you, you'd be wanting some nookie in a hurry.

I get it everyday by my hunnie

ha Ha ha


I am just saying I can live w/o it as long as I am with the people i care about


Yes I can live w/o sex


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****To "J" Mahal kita 4ever****

 

[evansteve]

Why the hell would I want to find a hooker before I die? To know how I missed the best thing about life, only to taste it a brief moment to die the next.
I'd rather just get the death thing going. I don't wanna know...To find out would be bad.

so why dont u start getting a hooker every month, from now until the day you die? then u can experience it longer.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

I get it everyday by my hunnie

ha Ha ha

...Fuck you

I am just saying I can live w/o it as long as I am with the people i care about


Yes I can live w/o sex

You don't know cuz you never had to.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

so why dont u start getting a hooker every month, from now until the day you die? then u can experience it longer.

there's isn't even street lights here. I'd have to fly some place where there's hookers.

 

[ex0Tic_island_girl]

...Fuck you

No thanks.. LOl

chill

down boy down boy

Ha Ha Ha





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****To "J" Mahal Kita 4ever****

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

No thanks.. LOl

chill

down boy down boy

Ha Ha Ha





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****To "J" Mahal Kita 4ever****

Don't laugh at me....not about this

 

[plurmurphy]

ulcasterdropout PM me soo that i can reply back to u about dnp

Don't laugh at me....not about this

 

[ex0Tic_island_girl]

Don't laugh at me....not about this

Ok.. sowweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I was just playing


Lets sing barney song..



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****To "J" Mahal Kita 4ever****

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

ulcasterdropout PM me soo that i can reply back to u about dnp

I'm not gonna help you find some

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Ok.. sowweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I was just playing


Lets sing barney song..



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****To "J" Mahal Kita 4ever****

Go to bed

 

[dirty~d~]

Ulcaster empty your PM box dude.

 

[seizer]

I really hate that signature thing exotic island girl has. FUck...I think I'll listen to some elton john now.

 

[plurmurphy]

ULCASTERDROPOUT CLEAR OUT YOUR INBOX FOR YOUR PRIVATE MESSAGES SOO THAT I CAN PM YOU!! sorry for the caps guys

Go to bed

 

[ex0Tic_island_girl]

Go to bed

Got insomnia


I can't go to sleep

I will sooner


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****To "J" Mahal Kita 4ever****

 

[seizer]

Got insomnia


I can't go to sleep

I will sooner



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****To "J" Mahal Kita 4ever****

masterbate. that will put you to sleep. but send us the pics first.

 

[ex0Tic_island_girl]

masterbate. that will put you to sleep. but send us the pics first.

Ha Ha

Sicko



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****To "J" Mahal Kita 4ever****

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Got insomnia


I can't go to sleep

I will sooner


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****To "J" Mahal Kita 4ever****

Didn't I tell you to go to bed!@?!

 

[seizer]

Ha Ha

Sicko



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****To "J" Mahal Kita 4ever****

you'll be thankin me when euphoria carries you into your dreams

 

[ex0Tic_island_girl]

Didn't I tell you to go to bed!@?!

Yeah I am feeling ditzy

ditzy mode


Laughs


I am off to bed


Good Night everyone


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****To "J" Mahal Kita 4ever****

 

[puddlemonkey]

Dont worry Rico... true players don't need cunnilingus to snatch their prey. I've only had to administer a handful of times

Whoa whoa whoa... first off, I never claimed to be a player. Most of my girls know about each other, some are ok with it, some don't like it but deal with it. Players lie cheat and steal, I'm not about that. I treat my women very well, thats why they stick around. They get taken out to nice restaurants, I surprise them with nice things for no particular reason, when they need help for whatever reason I am always there, etc..

 

[Paulos]

Whoa whoa whoa... first off, I never claimed to be a player. Most of my girls know about each other, some are ok with it, some don't like it but deal with it. Players lie cheat and steal, I'm not about that. I treat my women very well, thats why they stick around. They get taken out to nice restaurants, I surprise them with nice things for no particular reason, when they need help for whatever reason I am always there, etc..

Captain.

 

[aandd]

well, yours is anothert story. Mine is this: my husband works at night, so he is gone from 4pm till 6am. He wakes up at 2:30. We still cant do anything, cause the kids are up. Have to wait for the weekend...

Meh. Where there's a will there's a way. My man is gone from 3:30 pm till 4:30 AM. He wakes me up by 5:30 so that I can get laid before he goes to bed. The earliest the kids usually wakes up is 6:30 - 7, so we have some time to play and then chat for a while afterwards.

The only break my guy gets is the 5 days of the month that I'm out of commission. LOL.

 

[Raina]

I don't think I've gone for more than a week and a half for 3ish years? He always bitches though like it's been months when it's been 2 days.

 

[tuc biscuit]

must be hard to go without when you see guys like me around who get all your juices flowing

 

[foreigngirl]

Meh. Where there's a will there's a way. My man is gone from 3:30 pm till 4:30 AM. He wakes me up by 5:30 so that I can get laid before he goes to bed. The earliest the kids usually wakes up is 6:30 - 7, so we have some time to play and then chat for a while afterwards.

The only break my guy gets is the 5 days of the month that I'm out of commission. LOL.

I cant even do that
1. The baby is still with us in same room
2. I dont want anyone to wake me up when the baby's been waking every 2-3 hours through the night
But its some wild weekends though

 

[theoak01]

iv gone without sex for 17 years.

its no hard

dude wait till you get it and its taken away,my god its like taking crack away from a crack addict,you crave it, but eventually you get use to getting none and are content to masturbating 5 times a day,trust me

 

[aandd]

I cant even do that
1. The baby is still with us in same room
2. I dont want anyone to wake me up when the baby's been waking every 2-3 hours through the night
But its some wild weekends though

1. We had sex on the couch for about 2.5 years for this reason.
2. Yes, if you are nursing or waking with a baby it is much harder to give up precious sleep for a baby. As much as my husband loves our kids, he was very glad when I stopped nursing and my libido returned with a vengence.

I feel for you. Children can be amazingly good at inadvertently cock-blocking. LOL.

 

[foreigngirl]

1. We had sex on the couch for about 2.5 years for this reason.
2. Yes, if you are nursing or waking with a baby it is much harder to give up precious sleep for a baby. As much as my husband loves our kids, he was very glad when I stopped nursing and my libido returned with a vengence.

I feel for you. Children can be amazingly good at inadvertently cock-blocking. LOL.

the couch is our ussual spot
yeah, kids do that...

 

[Sub-Zero]

what are you waiting then?

you to lower your prices

 

[foreigngirl]

you to lower your prices

still, you wont be able to afford me

 

[Sub-Zero]

still, you wont be able to afford me

ill throw in my watch too...

 

[foreigngirl]

ill throw in my watch too...

your dad is gonna be mad. Throwing his priceless watch like that

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

Nobody wants to hear about your kids.

 

[Sub-Zero]

your dad is gonna be mad. Throwing his priceless watch like that

true, it would be a waste


and lool@ulcastc

 

[fireflyer]

iv gone without sex for 17 years.

its no hard

hahahah LMAF @ it's no hard - guess not after 17 years. Probably can't stir cold soup with it.

 

[evansteve]

there's isn't even street lights here. I'd have to fly some place where there's hookers.

where abouts do you live again? isnt it somewhere in new york?

 

[fistfullofsteel]

Sex, I hear people mention it all the time. I wish somebody would clue me in.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

where abouts do you live again? isnt it somewhere in new york?

Outside of a small town in upstate

Sex, I hear people mention it all the time. I wish somebody would clue me in.

 

[evansteve]

Outside of a small town in upstate

u should move to some place where you can get more ass.
a city with hookers, if nothing else.

 

[Ulcasterdropout]

u should move to some place where you can get more ass.
a city with hookers, if nothing else.

That's what Tiger88 told me...