A little help for the sexual rodeo.

[Deterass]

 

[The Shadow]

Lmao

 

[*MissFit*]

Where can we buy one of those

 

[Deterass]

Where can we buy one of those

I will bring mine by and let you try it.

 

[ChefWide]

I will bring mine by and let you try it.

Surely your Rodeo Belt is way too big for a woman, no?

 

[Carmen]

Surely your Rodeo Belt is way too big for a woman, no?

oh, how great minds think alike.

 

[Deterass]

Surely your Rodeo Belt is way too big for a woman, no?

you bastard!

 

[Y_lifter]

Reminds me of the post someone made about AAP using a homemade
version using old rusty bike handlebars mounted to a bottom..

 

[ChefWide]

Y... it was L O L
thanks.. i am a little slow

 

[Evil_Frisky]

I have all the equipment at home to make my own.... and my handle bars have a bell on it...


schweeeeeeeeeeeeeet

 

[jestros]

Delivery may take three years.

 

[HumorMe]

I have all the equipment at home to make my own.... and my handle bars have a bell on it...


schweeeeeeeeeeeeeet

You are the total package.

 

[AAP]

Reminds me of the post someone made about AAP using a homemade
version using old rusty bike handlebars mounted to a bottom..

by none other than the great bwood.

--------------------------------'

i can almost see the keyboard...

some weird hellish mix of hillbilly baling wire, anal-eze and
duct tape...

fastening it to the surgically attached handlebars on aap's boyfriend's back...

some geiger-esque nightmare, spawned into the reality of waking times...by bad ginger ale, stale pretzels, and rancid protein powder...

and aap...like slim pickens in dr. strangelove (an appropriate comparison)...

laughing maniacally as he rides the big one all the way down...

 

[Y_lifter]

by none other than the great bwood.

I think that was one of the few times I could not help actually
laughing out loud for more than 10 seconds..

 

[ChefWide]

I have all the equipment at home to make my own.... and my handle bars have a bell on it...


schweeeeeeeeeeeeeet

You can use my stem for your seat, if you like...

 

[string_bean00]

by none other than the great bwood.

--------------------------------'

i can almost see the keyboard...

some weird hellish mix of hillbilly baling wire, anal-eze and
duct tape...

fastening it to the surgically attached handlebars on aap's boyfriend's back...

some geiger-esque nightmare, spawned into the reality of waking times...by bad ginger ale, stale pretzels, and rancid protein powder...

and aap...like slim pickens in dr. strangelove (an appropriate comparison)...

laughing maniacally as he rides the big one all the way down...

bwood is one of the greatest posters to grace this board.

 

[AAP]

I wish he would come back.

 

[string_bean00]

I wish he would come back.

I thought he was banned?

 

[Evil_Frisky]

You can use my stem for your seat, if you like...

How very sweet of you to come to my aid..

 

[Zebo]

That's what hip bones are for.......

 

[AAP]

I thought he was banned?

No. And if he were, I would get him fixed up again.

 

[ChefWide]

How very sweet of you to come to my aid..

You did choose quality and servicing... er.. service...

 

[coverguy]

that is the shit! i want one!!!

 

[luciano]

rejected

nope , i dont like em , i prefer to get her natural handles at any hour !!!!!
should i put my hands on that bars instead of that amaising ass n hips , am i nut ????!!!!!!!!
i have planty of bars here ,
no good

 

[Dirk Howat]

That is gay.



I mean






funny




.

 

[jaded]

lmao

 

[Deterass]

That is gay.



I mean






funny




.

Bomb what??