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one of my closest friends told me this.
when she was young (don't know how young, but i'm guessing in high school), she didn't have access to sex toys and she wanted one.
so she went to the kitchen drawer and found something suitable.
the handle on the pizza cutter.
she said it was the perfect width and length, so she took duct tape and wrapped the cutter to protect herself from getting cut.
eventually, she decided she wanted to ride it, like a man, so she took more duct tape and taped it to a pillow.
TONS of duct tape, wrapped all around the pillow.
then MORE, to create some kind of mound for her to also enjoy.
she kept it under her bed and was not the super hygienic sextoy queen she is today.
she told me she never washed it.
then, she went off to college and forgot about it, till she came home one day and found... it back in the kitchen drawer.
when she was young (don't know how young, but i'm guessing in high school), she didn't have access to sex toys and she wanted one.
so she went to the kitchen drawer and found something suitable.
the handle on the pizza cutter.
she said it was the perfect width and length, so she took duct tape and wrapped the cutter to protect herself from getting cut.
eventually, she decided she wanted to ride it, like a man, so she took more duct tape and taped it to a pillow.
TONS of duct tape, wrapped all around the pillow.
then MORE, to create some kind of mound for her to also enjoy.
she kept it under her bed and was not the super hygienic sextoy queen she is today.
she told me she never washed it.
then, she went off to college and forgot about it, till she came home one day and found... it back in the kitchen drawer.
