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85 Penis Size Facts
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# If you are a Gay Man and you don\'t prefer bigger than average penises, then you are... an exception. And a liar.
# Gay Men prefer bigger penises more than straight men prefer bigger breasts.
# The average penis measures 6 to 7 inch long and 5 to 5 ½ inch in circumference (about 1 ¾ inch wide).
# When you think you have a small penis, you are generally right.
# Shorter and thinner than average flaccid penises are averagely shorter and thinner when erect than average erect penises. (Does that make any sense?)
# Penis size is not just a locker room issue.
# Gay Men care about the size of flaccid penises.
# Gay Men love touching and looking at big flaccid penises.
# Gay Men love touching and looking at big erect penises.
# Gay Men love giving oral sex to big penises, if they are able to of course.
# Big penises cause more oral pleasure for Gay Men.
# What about this: Twenty percent of all Gay Men stay with a man for his big penis... Eighty percent of all Gay Men lie about not.
# forty percent stay with a man for his money...
# forty percent stay with a man because of who he is...
# ...eighty percent would like their partner to have a bigger penis!
# ...eighty percent of Gay Men don\'t orgasm from intercourse alone!
# ...eighty percent of men have an average or small penis!
# If your penis slips out often during intercourse, you probably have a small penis.
# Gay Men find small penises frustrating.
# Gay Men find small penises annoying.
# Gay Men find small penises boring.
# Gay Men find small penises embarrassing.
# Gay Men look for bulge when meeting men.
# Gay Men look up to men with big penises.
# Gay Men find big penises impressive.
# Gay Men consider men with big penises more masculine.
# Men with big penises are more self secure.
# Gay Men prefer men who are self secure.
# Most Gay Men consider men with a big penis a sex object.
# Most Gay Men don\'t mind to be considered a sex object by other Gay Men.
# Gay Men pretend they want a sensual and sensitive man no matter his size.
# Gay Men know they want a macho and masculine man with big penis size.
# Gay Men want to sleep at least once in their life with a man with a very big penis.
# Men with bigger penises have more dates than Gay Men with smaller penises.
# Men with a big penis have more chance to have sex with two or more Gay Men at the same time.
# Gay Men brag to other Gay Men if their partner has a big penis.
# Gay Men have more patience when it comes to well hung guys.
# Men with a big penis get dumped less by their girlfriend than men with a small penis.
# Most Gay Men are sexually very active with different partners between the age of 17 and 21.
# Most Gay Men have had many more sexual partners than they are telling you. All of them have small penises.
# Consequently, the probability that a man\'s new date has seen a bigger penis than his is very high.
# If a Gay Man doesn\'t make a comment about a man\'s penis it means he is not impressed, …or worse.
# Gay Men make favorable comments when they discover their new mate has a big penis.
# If you haven\'t heard any great comments about your penis size when having sex the first time with a Gay Man, you don\'t have a big penis.
# If you have never heard a complaint about your penis being too small, it might be because the complaint was muted while pronounced. Or they were passed out.
# Asking a Gay Man if he thinks your penis is big is useless.
# If a Gay Man tells you your penis is nice, it means usually it is rather small.
# If a Gay Man tells you your penis is big, it means usually it is plain average.
# If a Gay Man tells you your penis is so huuuuge, it usually means it is just big.
# If a Gay Man lowers your pants, utters a shriek, takes off his clothes and hugs your penis, it usually means you are too big.
# However, if a Gay Man lowers your pants, utters a shriek, puts his clothes back on and leaves, it usually means you are too small.
# Gay Men don\'t tell you that you are average. They will tell you that you are big, the rest is small and very few are humongous.
# If your boyfriend\'s previous lover was above average thick, he will not feel you inside if you are below average thick.
# If your boyfriend\'s previous lover was way above average thick, he will not feel you inside if you are average thick.
# Most assholes prefer thick penises.
# Most penises prefer tight assholes.
# If your Gay Man purposely squeezes his asshole very tight during intercourse, he wants to make you feel big.
# Gay Men have to strain themselves to get off on a thinner than average penis.
# Men with a short penis have to work harder to give pleasure to a Gay Man.
# Men with a long penis have to work less hard during intercourse.
# Men with a long penis have more fun during intercourse.
# Men with a long penis cause more fun during intercourse.
# Men with a long and thick penis cause the most fun during intercourse.
# Gay Men consider a penis between 8 and 9 inch in length and between 7 and 7 1/2 inch girth ideal.
# Gay Men whose partner is smaller than average, wish sometimes he would wear a big strap-on.
# A big strap-on causes less pleasure than a real penis of the same size.
# Gay Men whose partner is larger than average never think of him wearing a strap-on.
# Men with small penises masturbate more often.
# Over-masturbating causes your penis to shrink by eventually depleting your sexual energy.
# Men with small penises are getting masturbated more often than getting laid.
# Not using your penis by getting laid might cause it to shrink as well.
# If a Gay Man publicly says that size doesn\'t matter, it is often because he is with a small penis guy. Or has a small penis himself.
# Gay Men who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more spiritual than sexual. And impotent
# Gay Men who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more insecure and are looking for long-term relations.
# Gay Men who believe size is a non-issue care less about sex to begin with.
# Gay Men who believe size is a non-issue usually want flowers, candies and long walks under the moonlight instead of wild sex. That is why they are always single.
# Gay Men who believe size is a non-issue only want to make love.
# Normal Gay Men want to make love on some days and have sex on the other ones. With big penis.
# Making love is spiritual..., having sex is physical attraction, size and technique.
# Men with a big penis can be just as good or bad in technique as smaller endowed men. But who cares, because they have a big penis.
# If a smaller endowed man has great technique, it might be because he doesn\'t have much choice.
# Most Gay Men who always prefer receiving oral sex to penetration, do so because of either mental or physical causes.
# In general, Gay Men prefer anal penetration above oral stimulation.
# The main reason some Gay Men feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that the guy rushes without waiting for the ass to be expanded.
# Other reasons a Gay Man can feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that he is not relaxed enough or that the guy has bad technique. Never because of the big penis itself.
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lololol
# If you are a Gay Man and you don\'t prefer bigger than average penises, then you are... an exception. And a liar.
# Gay Men prefer bigger penises more than straight men prefer bigger breasts.
# The average penis measures 6 to 7 inch long and 5 to 5 ½ inch in circumference (about 1 ¾ inch wide).
# When you think you have a small penis, you are generally right.
# Shorter and thinner than average flaccid penises are averagely shorter and thinner when erect than average erect penises. (Does that make any sense?)
# Penis size is not just a locker room issue.
# Gay Men care about the size of flaccid penises.
# Gay Men love touching and looking at big flaccid penises.
# Gay Men love touching and looking at big erect penises.
# Gay Men love giving oral sex to big penises, if they are able to of course.
# Big penises cause more oral pleasure for Gay Men.
# What about this: Twenty percent of all Gay Men stay with a man for his big penis... Eighty percent of all Gay Men lie about not.
# forty percent stay with a man for his money...
# forty percent stay with a man because of who he is...
# ...eighty percent would like their partner to have a bigger penis!
# ...eighty percent of Gay Men don\'t orgasm from intercourse alone!
# ...eighty percent of men have an average or small penis!
# If your penis slips out often during intercourse, you probably have a small penis.
# Gay Men find small penises frustrating.
# Gay Men find small penises annoying.
# Gay Men find small penises boring.
# Gay Men find small penises embarrassing.
# Gay Men look for bulge when meeting men.
# Gay Men look up to men with big penises.
# Gay Men find big penises impressive.
# Gay Men consider men with big penises more masculine.
# Men with big penises are more self secure.
# Gay Men prefer men who are self secure.
# Most Gay Men consider men with a big penis a sex object.
# Most Gay Men don\'t mind to be considered a sex object by other Gay Men.
# Gay Men pretend they want a sensual and sensitive man no matter his size.
# Gay Men know they want a macho and masculine man with big penis size.
# Gay Men want to sleep at least once in their life with a man with a very big penis.
# Men with bigger penises have more dates than Gay Men with smaller penises.
# Men with a big penis have more chance to have sex with two or more Gay Men at the same time.
# Gay Men brag to other Gay Men if their partner has a big penis.
# Gay Men have more patience when it comes to well hung guys.
# Men with a big penis get dumped less by their girlfriend than men with a small penis.
# Most Gay Men are sexually very active with different partners between the age of 17 and 21.
# Most Gay Men have had many more sexual partners than they are telling you. All of them have small penises.
# Consequently, the probability that a man\'s new date has seen a bigger penis than his is very high.
# If a Gay Man doesn\'t make a comment about a man\'s penis it means he is not impressed, …or worse.
# Gay Men make favorable comments when they discover their new mate has a big penis.
# If you haven\'t heard any great comments about your penis size when having sex the first time with a Gay Man, you don\'t have a big penis.
# If you have never heard a complaint about your penis being too small, it might be because the complaint was muted while pronounced. Or they were passed out.
# Asking a Gay Man if he thinks your penis is big is useless.
# If a Gay Man tells you your penis is nice, it means usually it is rather small.
# If a Gay Man tells you your penis is big, it means usually it is plain average.
# If a Gay Man tells you your penis is so huuuuge, it usually means it is just big.
# If a Gay Man lowers your pants, utters a shriek, takes off his clothes and hugs your penis, it usually means you are too big.
# However, if a Gay Man lowers your pants, utters a shriek, puts his clothes back on and leaves, it usually means you are too small.
# Gay Men don\'t tell you that you are average. They will tell you that you are big, the rest is small and very few are humongous.
# If your boyfriend\'s previous lover was above average thick, he will not feel you inside if you are below average thick.
# If your boyfriend\'s previous lover was way above average thick, he will not feel you inside if you are average thick.
# Most assholes prefer thick penises.
# Most penises prefer tight assholes.
# If your Gay Man purposely squeezes his asshole very tight during intercourse, he wants to make you feel big.
# Gay Men have to strain themselves to get off on a thinner than average penis.
# Men with a short penis have to work harder to give pleasure to a Gay Man.
# Men with a long penis have to work less hard during intercourse.
# Men with a long penis have more fun during intercourse.
# Men with a long penis cause more fun during intercourse.
# Men with a long and thick penis cause the most fun during intercourse.
# Gay Men consider a penis between 8 and 9 inch in length and between 7 and 7 1/2 inch girth ideal.
# Gay Men whose partner is smaller than average, wish sometimes he would wear a big strap-on.
# A big strap-on causes less pleasure than a real penis of the same size.
# Gay Men whose partner is larger than average never think of him wearing a strap-on.
# Men with small penises masturbate more often.
# Over-masturbating causes your penis to shrink by eventually depleting your sexual energy.
# Men with small penises are getting masturbated more often than getting laid.
# Not using your penis by getting laid might cause it to shrink as well.
# If a Gay Man publicly says that size doesn\'t matter, it is often because he is with a small penis guy. Or has a small penis himself.
# Gay Men who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more spiritual than sexual. And impotent
# Gay Men who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more insecure and are looking for long-term relations.
# Gay Men who believe size is a non-issue care less about sex to begin with.
# Gay Men who believe size is a non-issue usually want flowers, candies and long walks under the moonlight instead of wild sex. That is why they are always single.
# Gay Men who believe size is a non-issue only want to make love.
# Normal Gay Men want to make love on some days and have sex on the other ones. With big penis.
# Making love is spiritual..., having sex is physical attraction, size and technique.
# Men with a big penis can be just as good or bad in technique as smaller endowed men. But who cares, because they have a big penis.
# If a smaller endowed man has great technique, it might be because he doesn\'t have much choice.
# Most Gay Men who always prefer receiving oral sex to penetration, do so because of either mental or physical causes.
# In general, Gay Men prefer anal penetration above oral stimulation.
# The main reason some Gay Men feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that the guy rushes without waiting for the ass to be expanded.
# Other reasons a Gay Man can feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that he is not relaxed enough or that the guy has bad technique. Never because of the big penis itself.
GoldenDelicious
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listen here, guy - turning chicks into lollipops isnt coolMr. dB said:
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heatherrae
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sounds like something that was in an "extends" commercial or some spam that you get to try to sell some penis enlargement crap.
Most of that was bullshit.
Most of that was bullshit.
heatherrae said:
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