5 languages of love (test)

[Smurfy]

23% Words of Affirmation
7% Quality Time
13% Receiving Gifts
27% Acts of Service
30% Physical Touch

 

[Smurfy]

Great, now Chris is mad cuz he thinks I'd rather get a gift than hang out with him LMAO

 

[chris302001]

you just want me to do shit for you

we're over!

 

[EnderJE]

38% steak
62% bj

 

[Smurfy]

you just want me to do shit for you

we're over!

 

[mrplunkey]

Chris should prescribe himself some test.

 

[Sub-Zero]

17% Words of Affirmation
23% Quality Time
0% Receiving Gifts
20% Acts of Service
40% Physical Touch


touch me, touch me...i wanna feel your body, your heart beat next to mine!

 

[Sub-Zero]

I'd propose a sixth love language: Giving it up like mad.

Here are some questions:

I enjoy long walks with you
I love it when you meet me at the door naked in stripper heels

I like to spend time with you
I like it when you handcuff me to the bedpost

I like it when you bring your girlfriend over for an ecstasy-fueled threesome
I feel whole when we hug

Visible symbols of love (gifts) are very important to me
I enjoy the kind of sex that involves stretching prior to getting started

I value you screaming "spank me like the bad girl I am!"
I value your praise and try to avoid your criticism

I could sooooo fix that test.

lmfao

 

[-SD-]

27% Words of Affirmation
27% Quality Time
23% Acts of Service
17% Receiving Gifts
7% Physical Touch

FML if it asked one more guddamn time if I like gifts!! lmao

100% phagocyte

 

[Sub-Zero]

100% phagocyte

LOLOL phagocytes oh god that gets me every time