5 languages of love (test)

[mrplunkey]

I'd propose a sixth love language: Giving it up like mad.

Here are some questions:

I enjoy long walks with you
I love it when you meet me at the door naked in stripper heels

I like to spend time with you
I like it when you handcuff me to the bedpost

I like it when you bring your girlfriend over for an ecstasy-fueled threesome
I feel whole when we hug

Visible symbols of love (gifts) are very important to me
I enjoy the kind of sex that involves stretching prior to getting started

I value you screaming "spank me like the bad girl I am!"
I value your praise and try to avoid your criticism

I could sooooo fix that test.

 

[chris302001]

My results:

33% physical touch
30% quality time
23% words of affirmation
10% acts of service
3% receiving gifts

 

[AFeedz]

If I got 37% physical touch, am I a slut? Lol jk jk

37% Physical Touch
23% Words of Affirmation
23% Quality Time
17% Acts of Service
0% Receiving Gifts

It seems like my percentages are like a man's. Hmph.

 

[SPEKTOR-AAA]

Dont give Afeedz any gifts....or your done....lmao

 

[mrplunkey]

27% Words of Affirmation 8
17% Quality Time 5
13% Receiving Gifts 4
13% Acts of Service 4
30% Physical Touch 9

 

[AFeedz]

Dont give Afeedz any gifts....or your done....lmao

It's not that I don't like gifts, I just chose none of those answers because I think gifts are nice, but I don't think they show love like touching, talking, or spending time together does.

 

[SPEKTOR-AAA]

thats fair

 

[samoth]

My results:

404 error

 

[cindylou]

Words of Affirmation

Actions don’t always speak louder than words. If this is your love language, unsolicited compliments mean the world to you. Hearing the words, “I love you,” are important—hearing the reasons behind that love sends your spirits skyward. Insults can leave you shattered and are not easily forgotten.
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Quality Time

In the vernacular of Quality Time, nothing says, “I love you,” like full, undivided attention. Being there for this type of person is critical, but really being there—with the TV off, fork and knife down, and all chores and tasks on standby—makes your significant other feel truly special and loved. Distractions, postponed dates, or the failure to listen can be especially hurtful.


after reading those two..that is spot on...certain words can crush me and being ignored can too

 

[mrplunkey]

My results:

404 error

That's 'cause physics nerds don't deserve love.