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Darkness.
Out of the side of my eye, I could see his shadow approaching. Piano wire, check. As he knocks the door, I approach him and ask him for a light. Sure, he replies and digs into his pocket for his lighter. Lit my pipe and turned around back towards the bushes. Change of mind, quickly dash behind him, strap the wire around his neck and drag his flailing body into the shrubs.
Strangulation. Blood trickles down his neck as I reach into my belt for my cleaver. Three chops, complete decapitation. Strip the skin off his face, douse his head in diesel, ignite head, and throw the head through the bedroom window.
Crack smoke all around.
Convenience store: 2:45 am. Enter store, greet smelly fellow behind counter, buy him a stick of deodorant. Purchase cheap cigar, rolling papers, and a newspaper.
Quick glance around reveals a lonely looking woman in pink tights. Stroll over, take a seat behind her, ask her for her name. She answers Marissa, picks a carton of milk out of the cooler. I follow behind, take brief notice of my surroundings.
$3.67 is your change, he hacks as she takes her things and walks down the dimly lit street. Stealth.
Remember me?
Look at what I found, duck your head down a little bit and take a look. Double handed thrust down into the neck. Twist knife slowly, hum Greensleeves. Cut some hair off, put it into my pocket.
Can I have your milk?
Cut her eyeballs out and put them into the carton. Shake vigorously, then locate the nearest homeless man. Drive by and throw the carton at the man’s head. Stop and shove homeless Willy into his cardboard box. Use newspaper to ignite box, inhale soothing smells of burning hobo and have a drink of shine.
Smoke cigar, roll hair into a thick joint, sell to the elementary school children on Monday. Have sex with the principal, give her syphilis, toss her out the window. Jagged glass is the cure.
The less I think, the easier it becomes to live.
Go to local bar, order scotch neat, sit down. Commence drinking myself into a tolerable reality. Walk to jukebox, put a quarter in, select song.
What about love – Heart
Old bar hag approaches, asks if I’m having a rough time. Yes, give me free drinks or die, dirty skank.
Refusal.
Cautiously bring her into bathroom, prop door closed, tap dryer button. Grab her by the hair, smash her face against the tile, slam her head into the sink, tell her to keep it there.
Run up, axe kick to the back of the head, extraction of teeth. Cave her skull in with garbage can, clean myself up, pay my tab and walk home.
Maladjusted, jaded towards the world, addicted to opium. Every day is like the one before, save for the date. The long, dark street seemed tranquil for a short time.
Hey man, do you have a smoke?
Not for you, mongrel. Let me crack your dome open and stab your brain with a fork.
Large rock hoisted, run towards man, deliver crushing blow as promised. Use sharp rock to crack skull open, stab his brain with a stick, listen to the responses and laugh. Roll man in honey, cover him in oats, and throw him into the goat pen. Record how long it takes for complete consumption.
Repeat cycle indefinitely.
Out of the side of my eye, I could see his shadow approaching. Piano wire, check. As he knocks the door, I approach him and ask him for a light. Sure, he replies and digs into his pocket for his lighter. Lit my pipe and turned around back towards the bushes. Change of mind, quickly dash behind him, strap the wire around his neck and drag his flailing body into the shrubs.
Strangulation. Blood trickles down his neck as I reach into my belt for my cleaver. Three chops, complete decapitation. Strip the skin off his face, douse his head in diesel, ignite head, and throw the head through the bedroom window.
Crack smoke all around.
Convenience store: 2:45 am. Enter store, greet smelly fellow behind counter, buy him a stick of deodorant. Purchase cheap cigar, rolling papers, and a newspaper.
Quick glance around reveals a lonely looking woman in pink tights. Stroll over, take a seat behind her, ask her for her name. She answers Marissa, picks a carton of milk out of the cooler. I follow behind, take brief notice of my surroundings.
$3.67 is your change, he hacks as she takes her things and walks down the dimly lit street. Stealth.
Remember me?
Look at what I found, duck your head down a little bit and take a look. Double handed thrust down into the neck. Twist knife slowly, hum Greensleeves. Cut some hair off, put it into my pocket.
Can I have your milk?
Cut her eyeballs out and put them into the carton. Shake vigorously, then locate the nearest homeless man. Drive by and throw the carton at the man’s head. Stop and shove homeless Willy into his cardboard box. Use newspaper to ignite box, inhale soothing smells of burning hobo and have a drink of shine.
Smoke cigar, roll hair into a thick joint, sell to the elementary school children on Monday. Have sex with the principal, give her syphilis, toss her out the window. Jagged glass is the cure.
The less I think, the easier it becomes to live.
Go to local bar, order scotch neat, sit down. Commence drinking myself into a tolerable reality. Walk to jukebox, put a quarter in, select song.
What about love – Heart
Old bar hag approaches, asks if I’m having a rough time. Yes, give me free drinks or die, dirty skank.
Refusal.
Cautiously bring her into bathroom, prop door closed, tap dryer button. Grab her by the hair, smash her face against the tile, slam her head into the sink, tell her to keep it there.
Run up, axe kick to the back of the head, extraction of teeth. Cave her skull in with garbage can, clean myself up, pay my tab and walk home.
Maladjusted, jaded towards the world, addicted to opium. Every day is like the one before, save for the date. The long, dark street seemed tranquil for a short time.
Hey man, do you have a smoke?
Not for you, mongrel. Let me crack your dome open and stab your brain with a fork.
Large rock hoisted, run towards man, deliver crushing blow as promised. Use sharp rock to crack skull open, stab his brain with a stick, listen to the responses and laugh. Roll man in honey, cover him in oats, and throw him into the goat pen. Record how long it takes for complete consumption.
Repeat cycle indefinitely.
